| #1438 | 1-ball | 1 |
| #1427 | 2-ball | 1 |
| #1457 | 3-ball | 1 |
| #1474 | 4-ball | 1 |
| #336 | 5-Alarm Saucepan | 1 |
| #1436 | 5-ball | 1 |
| #1426 | 6-ball | 1 |
| #1486 | 7-ball | 1 |
| #2245 | 8-ball | 1 |
| #626 | 9-ball | 1 |
| #932 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
| #413 | Bjorn's Hammer | 1 |
| #580 | Brimstone Chicken Sandwich | 8 |
| #368 | Cherry Cloaca Cola | 2 |
| #1850 | Corpse Island iced tea | 1 |
| #754 | Crimbo pie | 1 |
| #3601 | Crown of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #963 | Daffy Taffy | 25 |
| #443 | Diet Cloaca Cola | 1 |
| #454 | Disco Banjo | 1 |
| #1938 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #982 | Double Bacon Beelzeburger | 1 |
| #1107 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 2 |
| #2026 | Drowsy Sword | 3 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #126 | Frost™ brand sword | 1 |
| #440 | General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket | 1 |
| #186 | Gnollish autoplunger | 1 |
| #680 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 1 |
| #209 | Inndya trading card | 1 |
| #638 | Jumbo Dr. Lucifer | 8 |
| #3017 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 3 |
| #724 | Lord of the Flies-sized fries | 4 |
| #1200 | M-242 | 1 |
| #167 | Marquis de Poivre soda | 75 |
| #1603 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 18 |
| #292 | Pasta Spoon of Peril | 1 |
| #476 | Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket | 1 |
| #280 | Regular Cloaca Cola | 3 |
| #1545 | Rock Pops | 20 |
| #646 | Rock and Roll Legend | 1 |
| #711 | Senior Mints | 5 |
| #129 | Spirit Precipice | 1 |
| #536 | Steal This Candy | 2 |
| #68 | Sugar Cog | 56 |
| #172 | Super Magic Power Sword X | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #2405 | Valentine | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #122 | asbestos helmet turtle | 1 |
| #478 | asbestos sword | 1 |
| #122 | bar whip | 1 |
| #73 | barskin buckler | 1 |
| #110 | barskin cloak | 1 |
| #367 | barskin hat | 1 |
| #88 | barskin loincloth | 1 |
| #53 | basic meat fez | 2 |
| #100 | basic meat kilt | 1 |
| #78 | basic meat spork | 2 |
| #89 | bat hat | 1 |
| #167 | bat-ass leather jacket | 1 |
| #89 | black belt | 1 |
| #966 | black striped oyster egg | 5 |
| #269 | black velvet box | 1 |
| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
| #230 | box turtle | 1 |
| #96 | box-in-the-box-in-the-box | 2 |
| #66 | boxing glove on a spring | 1 |
| #96 | bubble bauble bow | 1 |
| #94 | bubblewrap bottlecap turtleban | 1 |
| #66 | bubblewrap crossbow | 1 |
| #55 | bubblewrap staff | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #108 | buffalo blade | 1 |
| #98 | can cannon | 1 |
| #1300 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 6 |
| #80 | cardboard box turtle | 1 |
| #57 | cardboard staff | 1 |
| #95 | cardboard sword | 1 |
| #77 | carob cannon | 1 |
| #109 | catskin buckler | 1 |
| #83 | catskin cap | 1 |
| #527 | chintzy turtle brooch | 1 |
| #72 | clockwork claws | 1 |
| #42 | clockwork clockwise dome | 2 |
| #89 | clockwork counterclockwise dome | 1 |
| #68 | clockwork crossbow | 1 |
| #72 | clockwork doohickey | 1 |
| #33 | clockwork endoskeleton | 1 |
| #57 | clockwork handle | 1 |
| #102 | clockwork hat | 1 |
| #479 | clockwork key | 4 |
| #101 | clockwork pants | 1 |
| #54 | clockwork rings | 1 |
| #40 | clockwork rod | 1 |
| #53 | clockwork shank | 1 |
| #93 | clockwork sheet | 1 |
| #159 | clockwork sphere | 1 |
| #65 | clockwork spine | 1 |
| #46 | clockwork staff | 1 |
| #70 | clockwork sword | 1 |
| #97 | clockwork thingamajig | 1 |
| #154 | clockwork trench coat | 1 |
| #86 | clockwork widget | 1 |
| #1795 | clown hammer | 1 |
| #115 | clown whip | 1 |
| #185 | clown wig | 1 |
| #239 | clownskin belt | 1 |
| #202 | clownskin harness | 1 |
| #2494 | club necklace | 2 |
| #119 | club of the five seasons | 1 |
| #1468 | corpse on the beach | 2 |
| #1818 | corpsedriver | 1 |
| #104 | curdflinger | 1 |
| #399 | cursed black pearl onion | 2 |
| #494 | cursed bottle of black-label rum | 1 |
| #405 | cursed bottle of rum | 2 |
| #418 | cursed cannonball | 1 |
| #383 | cursed sea biscuit | 2 |
| #432 | cursed voodoo skull | 1 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #179 | deactivated MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #93 | demon buckler | 1 |
| #97 | demon whip | 1 |
| #134 | demon-horned hat | 1 |
| #164 | demonskin jacket | 1 |
| #158 | demonskin trousers | 1 |
| #63 | dense meat staff | 1 |
| #1979 | drywall axe | 1 |
| #702 | dwarf bread | 5 |
| #114 | eXtreme meat crossbow | 1 |
| #51 | eXtreme meat staff | 2 |
| #138 | eXtreme meat sword | 1 |
| #124 | enchantlers | 1 |
| #466 | ennui-flavored potato chips | 74 |
| #303 | fez of etymology | 1 |
| #55 | flaming cardboard sword | 2 |
| #496 | foam noodle | 1 |
| #366 | foie gras | 2 |
| 🥇 | funny paper hat | 1 |
| #64 | furry green earmuffs | 1 |
| #195 | furry green turtle | 1 |
| #427 | furry pants | 1 |
| #188 | gatorskin umbrella | 1 |
| #695 | gearbox necklace | 1 |
| #556 | ghuol egg quiche | 1 |
| #78 | giant cheesestick | 1 |
| #1641 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
| #2128 | giant pinky ring | 2 |
| #72 | glistening staff | 1 |
| #155 | gnauga hide buckler | 1 |
| #102 | gnauga hide vest | 1 |
| #203 | gnauga hide whip | 1 |
| #394 | goat | 1 |
| #80 | goulauncher | 1 |
| #223 | grass blade | 1 |
| #194 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #63 | grease gun | 2 |
| #882 | green balloon | 1 |
| #4476 | grue egg | 2 |
| #88 | hairy staff | 1 |
| #2400 | hamethyst | 1 |
| #4481 | handful of confetti | 2 |
| #1454 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #1877 | helmet turtle | 1 |
| #134 | hippo skin buckler | 1 |
| #161 | hippo whip | 1 |
| #125 | hippopotamus pants | 1 |
| #148 | hipposkin poncho | 1 |
| #62 | hot cross bow | 1 |
| #426 | icy-hot katana | 1 |
| #577 | inflatable duck | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #232 | knobby helmet turtle | 1 |
| #68 | knobby kneepads | 1 |
| #609 | lavender striped oyster egg | 4 |
| #362 | lemon meringue pie | 1 |
| #16 | less-than-three-shaped box | 44 |
| #624 | lihc eye pie | 1 |
| #925 | line | 4 |
| #114 | linoleum helmet turtle | 1 |
| #247 | makeshift cape | 1 |
| #124 | makeshift crane | 2 |
| #171 | makeshift skirt | 1 |
| #181 | makeshift turban | 1 |
| #921 | marshmallow | 1 |
| #576 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 5 |
| #1261 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #417 | mauve striped oyster egg | 10 |
| #118 | meat cowboy hat | 1 |
| #65 | meatloaf helmet | 2 |
| #132 | meatspout staff | 1 |
| #152 | muculent machete | 1 |
| #690 | mugcake | 1 |
| #2516 | obsidian dagger | 3 |
| #310 | ocarina of space | 5 |
| #1823 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1024 | off-white striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #48 | office-supply crossbow | 5 |
| #832 | oyster basket | 4 |
| #161 | packet of tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #1171 | pants of the Slug Lord | 2 |
| #585 | party hat | 2 |
| #340 | pat-a-cake pendant | 3 |
| #225 | peach pie | 1 |
| #191 | pear tart | 1 |
| #150 | penguin shorts | 1 |
| #147 | penguin skin buckler | 1 |
| #192 | penguin whip | 1 |
| #104 | pestoblade | 1 |
| #378 | piece of wedding cake | 15 |
| #87 | pimpin' meat hat | 1 |
| #1364 | pixellated candy heart | 4 |
| #323 | plain brown wrapper | 1 |
| #1184 | pool cue | 1 |
| #2213 | porquoise | 1 |
| #143 | potato pistol | 1 |
| #812 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #489 | potted fern | 1 |
| #74 | poutine pole | 1 |
| #77 | projectile icemaker | 1 |
| #486 | puce striped oyster egg | 5 |
| #335 | purple pixel pie | 1 |
| #512 | radium-flavored potato chips | 74 |
| #96 | rainbow crossbow | 1 |
| #123 | ram-battering staff | 1 |
| #87 | ratskin belt | 1 |
| #1729 | really dense meat stack | 1 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1842 | red plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #73 | reinforced furry underpants | 1 |
| #72 | repeating crossbow | 1 |
| #416 | rewinged stab bat | 1 |
| #611 | rice bowl | 1 |
| #41 | ring of teleportation | 4 |
| #1206 | roasted marshmallow | 6 |
| #2797 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 2 |
| #461 | sabre-toothed lime cub | 1 |
| #68 | sebaceous shield | 1 |
| #210 | set of jacks | 1 |
| #368 | shimmering rainbow sand | 1 |
| #90 | shuddersword | 1 |
| #43 | sinister altar fragment | 10 |
| #100 | six-rainbow shield | 1 |
| #57 | smoldering staff | 1 |
| #1120 | snake | 1 |
| #36 | soup-chucks | 1 |
| #3320 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1135 | sparkler | 1 |
| #2994 | spectre scepter | 3 |
| #69 | squeaky staff | 1 |
| #841 | star | 5 |
| #150 | star boomerang | 1 |
| #310 | star buckler | 1 |
| #919 | star chart | 1 |
| #460 | star crossbow | 1 |
| #606 | star hat | 1 |
| #330 | star pants | 1 |
| #288 | star shirt | 1 |
| #133 | star spatula | 1 |
| #309 | star staff | 1 |
| #145 | star stiletto | 1 |
| #420 | star sword | 1 |
| #193 | star throwing star | 1 |
| #943 | stick of "gum" | 1 |
| #87 | sticky meat kilt | 1 |
| #111 | sticky meat pants | 1 |
| #320 | strawberry pie | 1 |
| #4206 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 9 |
| #8942 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #5714 | stuffed angry cow | 5 |
| #6396 | stuffed astral badger | 4 |
| #8948 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #1466 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #6849 | stuffed cocoabo | 3 |
| #1579 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #5808 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 5 |
| #5826 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 5 |
| #955 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #5752 | stuffed hand turkey | 5 |
| #5755 | stuffed mind flayer | 5 |
| #1715 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #6375 | stuffed scary death orb | 4 |
| #7047 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 3 |
| #4742 | stuffed snowy owl | 7 |
| #7796 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 2 |
| #5739 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 5 |
| #5320 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 6 |
| #553 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| #41 | styrofoam crossbow | 1 |
| #45 | styrofoam staff | 1 |
| #90 | styrofoam sword | 1 |
| 🥈 | superhero mask | 1 |
| #101 | sword of static | 2 |
| #142 | tighty whiteys | 1 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3114 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3938 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3079 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #8191 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #3121 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3882 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #3905 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3062 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3066 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3942 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3977 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3979 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3963 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #4480 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8094 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8220 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4497 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3876 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3922 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8058 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8068 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #8111 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4450 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8159 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8136 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #3860 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3872 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3846 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #1403 | toast | 292 |
| #2808 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #2814 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #161 | tofurkey nugget | 1 |
| #394 | toothbrush | 1 |
| #599 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #1791 | turtle totem | 1 |
| #131 | turtling rod | 1 |
| #184 | tuxedo shirt | 1 |
| #134 | unwound clockwork grapefruit | 1 |
| #728 | urinal cake | 1 |
| #474 | water wings | 1 |
| #903 | white balloon | 1 |
| #740 | white chocolate chip cookies | 1 |
| #168 | white rice | 12 |
| #122 | white snakeskin duster | 1 |
| #88 | white whip | 1 |
| #89 | wiffle-flail | 1 |
| #455 | wintergreen-flavored potato chips | 74 |
| #1245 | wolf mask | 1 |
| #176 | yak anorak | 1 |
| #118 | yak whip | 1 |
| #109 | yakskin buckler | 1 |
| #106 | yakskin pants | 1 |
| #1328 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #95 | yellow striped oyster egg | 20 |