| #2351 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 4 |
| #747 | Blackfly Chardonnay | 1 |
| #926 | Boris's ring | 1 |
| #459 | C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button | 1 |
| #491 | Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket | 1 |
| #1446 | Corpse Island iced tea | 2 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #2092 | Crown of the Goblin King | 8 |
| #1141 | Dolphin King's crown | 3 |
| #893 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 3 |
| #2054 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 1 |
| #1374 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #1164 | Ent cider | 1 |
| #441 | Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer | 1 |
| #233 | Gordon Bennett | 1 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #1866 | Imp Ale | 1 |
| #39 | Junior Adventurer's kit | 1 |
| #2506 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 5 |
| #1003 | Mountain Stream soda | 1 |
| #10 | Radio KoL Antenna Ball | 1 |
| #937 | Ram's Face Lager | 1 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #613 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 1 |
| #34 | Staff of the Kitchen Floor | 1 |
| #738 | Supernova Champagne | 1 |
| #851 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 1 |
| #706 | a little sump'm sump'm | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #100 | basic meat kilt | 1 |
| #965 | beer bomb | 1 |
| #569 | beer bong | 1 |
| #800 | bilge wine | 1 |
| #589 | black & tan | 1 |
| #335 | bottle of Ooze-O | 1 |
| #697 | bottle of alcohol | 1 |
| #512 | bottle of cooking sherry | 1 |
| #680 | bottle of pirate juice | 1 |
| #679 | bottle of popskull | 1 |
| #362 | boxed champagne | 1 |
| #549 | boxed wine | 25 |
| #407 | burnt flower | 1 |
| #159 | clockwork sphere | 1 |
| #3271 | club necklace | 1 |
| #879 | commemorative war stein | 1 |
| #1818 | corpse on the beach | 1 |
| #1815 | corpsedriver | 1 |
| #1462 | corpsetini | 2 |
| #483 | cream stout | 2 |
| #457 | cup of primitive beer | 1 |
| #488 | cursed black pearl onion | 1 |
| #493 | cursed bottle of black-label rum | 1 |
| #418 | cursed cannonball | 1 |
| #22 | depleted Grimacite shinguards | 1 |
| #3286 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #1979 | drywall axe | 1 |
| #1039 | dusty bottle of Marsala | 1 |
| #1061 | dusty bottle of Merlot | 1 |
| #1028 | dusty bottle of Muscat | 1 |
| #1030 | dusty bottle of Pinot Noir | 1 |
| #1059 | dusty bottle of Port | 1 |
| #1013 | dusty bottle of Zinfandel | 1 |
| #879 | fine wine | 1 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #859 | flute of flat champagne | 1 |
| #85 | furry kilt | 1 |
| #1638 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
| #1644 | giant discarded plastic fork | 3 |
| #1146 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 2 |
| #2535 | giant pinky ring | 1 |
| #360 | glass of goat's milk | 25 |
| #79 | gnauga hide kilt | 1 |
| #1683 | green beer | 2 |
| #431 | green-frosted astral cupcake | 2 |
| #440 | grog | 2 |
| #236 | handmade hobby horse | 1 |
| #1241 | herb brownies | 1 |
| #993 | herbs | 1 |
| #77 | hippopotamus kilt | 1 |
| #1005 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 30 |
| #516 | ice-cold Willer | 75 |
| #562 | ice-cold fotie | 25 |
| #331 | ice-cold six-pack | 30 |
| #665 | martini | 1 |
| #499 | monkey wrench | 1 |
| #1713 | obsidian dagger | 7 |
| #1558 | pack of KWE trading card | 1 |
| #1171 | pants of the Slug Lord | 2 |
| #527 | papaya sling | 1 |
| #617 | papaya slung | 1 |
| #339 | pat-a-cake pendant | 3 |
| #90 | penguinskin mini-kilt | 1 |
| #689 | pink glowstick | 3 |
| #554 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #394 | ring of half-assed regeneration | 8 |
| #453 | rockin' wagon | 1 |
| #1488 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 5 |
| #2789 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 2 |
| #1521 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 5 |
| #2119 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 3 |
| #335 | sangria | 1 |
| #405 | scratch 'n' sniff rock band sticker | 1 |
| #398 | scratch 'n' sniff wrestler sticker | 1 |
| #719 | shot of grapefruit schnapps | 1 |
| #699 | shot of orange schnapps | 1 |
| #172 | shot of peach schnapps | 1 |
| #274 | shot of rotgut | 2 |
| #746 | shot of tomato schnapps | 1 |
| #686 | six pack of Mountain Stream | 1 |
| #969 | snifter of thoroughly aged brandy | 1 |
| #746 | solid gold pegleg | 1 |
| #3317 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #2769 | spectre scepter | 4 |
| #372 | spiced rum | 1 |
| #576 | stick of dynamite | 1 |
| #87 | sticky meat kilt | 1 |
| #695 | strawberry daiquiri | 1 |
| #372 | strawberry wine | 2 |
| #2717 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 17 |
| #2412 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 20 |
| #3986 | stuffed angry cow | 10 |
| #2436 | stuffed astral badger | 20 |
| #2950 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 16 |
| #1833 | stuffed cocoabo | 27 |
| #2802 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 17 |
| #2683 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 18 |
| #2927 | stuffed hand turkey | 16 |
| #3558 | stuffed mind flayer | 12 |
| #3409 | stuffed scary death orb | 13 |
| #2254 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 7 |
| #2189 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 23 |
| #2582 | stuffed snowy owl | 18 |
| #3057 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 15 |
| #3041 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #2158 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 23 |
| #3049 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 15 |
| #2121 | stuffing | 2 |
| #536 | thistle wine | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3171 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #3952 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3071 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #2793 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 2 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #3900 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4017 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #6175 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 2 |
| #3917 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #2766 | tiny plastic demoninja | 2 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #6063 | tiny plastic killer bee | 2 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #2794 | tiny plastic scary clown | 2 |
| #3848 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #2811 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 2 |
| #6188 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 2 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #601 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #639 | vodka and cranberry | 1 |
| #464 | vodka martini | 1 |
| #937 | water pipe bomb | 1 |
| 🥇 | webbed comic mask | 1 |
| #411 | whiskey and soda | 1 |
| #631 | whiskey sour | 1 |
| #1103 | white lightning | 1 |
| #415 | wine spritzer | 1 |
| #81 | yakskin kilt | 1 |