| #54 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 4 |
| #1459 | Amulet of Yendor | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #650 | Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #2846 | Crimbuck | 5 |
| #126 | Frost™ brand sword | 1 |
| #171 | Mr. Balloon | 1 |
| #2226 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 3 |
| #884 | antique greaves | 1 |
| #893 | antique helmet | 1 |
| #904 | antique shield | 1 |
| #946 | antique spear | 1 |
| #75 | apathetic lizardman doll | 2 |
| #2120 | barrrnacle | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #752 | blue snowcone | 2 |
| #37 | bone spurs | 2 |
| #2204 | box of sunshine | 56 |
| #230 | box turtle | 1 |
| #1977 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 3 |
| #2872 | candied yams | 1 |
| #872 | casino pass | 1 |
| #272 | cherry pie | 1 |
| #15 | coal paperweight | 2 |
| #432 | cream pie | 1 |
| #1623 | disassembled clover | 1 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #1989 | fake fake vomit | 1 |
| #2423 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #3806 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
| #841 | green snowcone | 1 |
| #735 | grue egg omelette | 1 |
| #1873 | helmet turtle | 1 |
| #1292 | herbal stuffing | 5 |
| #1371 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #16 | jingle bell | 2 |
| #1288 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #230 | knobby helmet turtle | 1 |
| #268 | lavender candygram | 1 |
| #362 | lemon meringue pie | 1 |
| #1349 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #860 | orange snowcone | 1 |
| #319 | pair of ragged claws | 1 |
| #2714 | pet rock | 1 |
| #85 | pile of loose snow | 2 |
| #286 | pink candygram | 1 |
| #637 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2220 | possessed top | 1 |
| #891 | purple snowcone | 1 |
| #2248 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #845 | red snowcone | 1 |
| #554 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #1335 | rubber emo roe | 10 |
| #179 | sewer turtle | 1 |
| #3326 | spooky eggnog | 1 |
| #600 | string of Crimbo lights | 1 |
| #6998 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 3 |
| #3171 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #8850 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #5798 | stuffed astral badger | 5 |
| #7868 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #729 | stuffed can of asparagus | 3 |
| #5637 | stuffed cocoabo | 5 |
| #8912 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8958 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #5743 | stuffed hand turkey | 5 |
| #8902 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #7878 | stuffed scary death orb | 2 |
| #6361 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 4 |
| #8794 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #246 | stuffed stab bat | 1 |
| #8868 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #7007 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 3 |
| #776 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #1188 | ten-leaf clover | 1 |
| #297 | three-tiered wedding cake | 2 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #6213 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 2 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #6120 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 2 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #3949 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 4 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #6063 | tiny plastic killer bee | 2 |
| #4865 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 3 |
| #6173 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 2 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #6158 | tiny plastic star starfish | 2 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #2301 | tofurkey gravy | 2 |
| #1235 | tofurkey leg | 6 |
| #2525 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #2128 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #3145 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| 🥇 | tropical Crimbo pressie | 1 |
| #76 | turtle pheromones | 100 |
| #2526 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1425 | whoopie cushion | 8 |
| #2120 | yellow snowcone | 1 |