| #114 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
| #13 | Brimstone Beret | 2 |
| #10 | Brimstone Bludgeon | 2 |
| #19 | Brimstone Boxers | 2 |
| #7 | Brimstone Bracelet | 2 |
| #7 | Brimstone Brooch | 3 |
| #8 | Brimstone Bunker | 3 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #89 | Comma Chameleon egg | 1 |
| #36 | Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E. | 2 |
| #2374 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #76 | Deactivated O. A. F. | 10 |
| #668 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 1 |
| #24 | Ent cider | 886 |
| #85 | Golden Mr. Accessory | 1 |
| #86 | Great Ball of Frozen Fire | 1 |
| #1441 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #44 | Jekyllin hide belt | 1 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| 🥇 | KoL Con 3-D Glasses | 1 |
| #145 | Libram of Candy Heart Summoning | 1 |
| #29 | Libram of Divine Favors | 2 |
| #44 | March hat | 1 |
| #61 | McPhee's Grimoire of Hilarious Object Summoning | 1 |
| #532 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 35 |
| #615 | Mob Penguin protection contract | 1 |
| #163 | Mr. Accessory | 1 |
| #140 | Sp'n-Zor's Grimoire of "Tasteful" Gifts | 1 |
| #1294 | Time Juice | 1 |
| #34 | Tome of Snowcone Summoning | 1 |
| #10 | Unionize The Elves sign | 2 |
| #47 | V for Vivala mask | 1 |
| #1526 | Valentine | 6 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #82 | astral badger | 1 |
| #415 | astronaut ice-cream | 1 |
| #132 | bad penguin egg | 1 |
| #80 | banana-frosted king cake | 24 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #463 | black snowcone | 6 |
| #681 | blood flower | 9 |
| #759 | blue glowstick | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| #384 | blue snowcone | 28 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #25 | bottle of goofballs | 492 |
| #287 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 4 |
| #95 | bottled green pixie | 1 |
| #540 | box of sunshine | 604 |
| #1774 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 2 |
| #840 | cyborg stompin' boot | 3 |
| #4 | disintegrating sheet music | 8,095 |
| #30 | doppelshifter egg | 1 |
| #85 | easter egg balloon | 135 |
| #129 | empty blowgun | 20 |
| #440 | fancy chocolate | 7 |
| #838 | flashing novelty button | 2 |
| #2145 | golden ring | 33 |
| #1006 | green glowstick | 1 |
| #834 | green pixel | 16 |
| #220 | green snowcone | 98 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #5202 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #68 | homeless hobo spirit | 1 |
| #64 | iceberglet | 1 |
| #594 | immense cyborg hand | 7 |
| #85 | jewel-eyed wizard hat | 1 |
| #1291 | killing feather | 36 |
| #296 | kneecapping stick | 52 |
| #2696 | laser-broiled pear | 6 |
| #17 | linoleum crossbow | 23 |
| #14 | linoleum crossbow string | 46 |
| #81 | loaded serum blowgun | 40 |
| #859 | mafia aria | 18 |
| #27 | miniscule temporal rip | 1 |
| #80 | naughty origami kit | 1 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #525 | orange glowstick | 4 |
| #366 | orange snowcone | 42 |
| #153 | outrageous sombrero | 1 |
| #1291 | oversized fish scaler | 4 |
| #82 | pilgrim shield | 1 |
| #1205 | pink glowstick | 1 |
| #95 | plastic pumpkin bucket | 1 |
| #329 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #861 | polyalloy shield | 5 |
| #58 | pork elf goodies sack | 115 |
| #207 | purple glowstick | 8 |
| #262 | purple snowcone | 92 |
| #157 | red snowcone | 173 |
| #1182 | rogue swarmer | 47 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #37 | sane hatrack | 2 |
| #1177 | sawblade fragment | 44 |
| #510 | scroll of pasta summoning | 22 |
| #32 | severed rocking horse head | 11 |
| #135 | stainless steel scarf | 17 |
| #94 | stainless steel shillelagh | 20 |
| #125 | stainless steel skullcap | 15 |
| #171 | stainless steel slacks | 14 |
| #67 | stainless steel solitaire | 18 |
| #200 | stainless steel suspenders | 16 |
| #80 | stuffed doppelshifter | 180 |
| #1041 | support cummerbund | 3 |
| #38 | sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #174 | tin star | 1 |
| #3347 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 5 |
| #3080 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 2 |
| #2896 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #2624 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 2 |
| #3305 | tiny plastic angry goat | 5 |
| #4862 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 3 |
| #2872 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 6 |
| #3950 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 4 |
| #2856 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 6 |
| #1657 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 11 |
| #876 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 6 |
| #1829 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 10 |
| #3965 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 4 |
| #2527 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 7 |
| #2828 | tiny plastic grue | 6 |
| #3307 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 5 |
| #6076 | tiny plastic killer bee | 2 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 4 |
| #1819 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 10 |
| #4848 | tiny plastic mosquito | 3 |
| #2600 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 2 |
| #3921 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 4 |
| #2034 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 9 |
| #3949 | tiny plastic stab bat | 4 |
| #2235 | tiny plastic star starfish | 8 |
| #2292 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 3 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| 🥇 | tropical Crimbo pressie | 1 |
| #2162 | unstable laser battery | 22 |
| #506 | vanilla-frosted king cake | 2 |
| #1777 | vibrating cyborg knife | 4 |
| #243 | yo-yo | 127 |
| #125 | yuletide troll chrysalis | 1 |
| #475 | zombie pineal gland | 10 |