| #113 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
| #13 | Brimstone Beret | 2 |
| #10 | Brimstone Bludgeon | 2 |
| #19 | Brimstone Boxers | 2 |
| #7 | Brimstone Bracelet | 2 |
| #7 | Brimstone Brooch | 3 |
| #8 | Brimstone Bunker | 3 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #91 | Comma Chameleon egg | 1 |
| #36 | Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E. | 2 |
| #2376 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #76 | Deactivated O. A. F. | 10 |
| #668 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 1 |
| #24 | Ent cider | 886 |
| #87 | Golden Mr. Accessory | 1 |
| #87 | Great Ball of Frozen Fire | 1 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #44 | Jekyllin hide belt | 1 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| 🥇 | KoL Con 3-D Glasses | 1 |
| #147 | Libram of Candy Heart Summoning | 1 |
| #29 | Libram of Divine Favors | 2 |
| #44 | March hat | 1 |
| #63 | McPhee's Grimoire of Hilarious Object Summoning | 1 |
| #532 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 35 |
| #615 | Mob Penguin protection contract | 1 |
| #172 | Mr. Accessory | 1 |
| #140 | Sp'n-Zor's Grimoire of "Tasteful" Gifts | 1 |
| #1296 | Time Juice | 1 |
| #34 | Tome of Snowcone Summoning | 1 |
| #10 | Unionize The Elves sign | 2 |
| #48 | V for Vivala mask | 1 |
| #1525 | Valentine | 6 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #82 | astral badger | 1 |
| #415 | astronaut ice-cream | 1 |
| #136 | bad penguin egg | 1 |
| #80 | banana-frosted king cake | 24 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #463 | black snowcone | 6 |
| #682 | blood flower | 9 |
| #759 | blue glowstick | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| #384 | blue snowcone | 28 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #23 | bottle of goofballs | 492 |
| #284 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 4 |
| #94 | bottled green pixie | 1 |
| #539 | box of sunshine | 604 |
| #1774 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 2 |
| #841 | cyborg stompin' boot | 3 |
| #4 | disintegrating sheet music | 8,095 |
| #30 | doppelshifter egg | 1 |
| #85 | easter egg balloon | 135 |
| #129 | empty blowgun | 20 |
| #438 | fancy chocolate | 7 |
| #838 | flashing novelty button | 2 |
| #2146 | golden ring | 33 |
| #1007 | green glowstick | 1 |
| #832 | green pixel | 16 |
| #221 | green snowcone | 98 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #5198 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #69 | homeless hobo spirit | 1 |
| #65 | iceberglet | 1 |
| #595 | immense cyborg hand | 7 |
| #87 | jewel-eyed wizard hat | 1 |
| #1291 | killing feather | 36 |
| #295 | kneecapping stick | 52 |
| #2698 | laser-broiled pear | 6 |
| #17 | linoleum crossbow | 23 |
| #14 | linoleum crossbow string | 46 |
| #81 | loaded serum blowgun | 40 |
| #859 | mafia aria | 18 |
| #27 | miniscule temporal rip | 1 |
| #80 | naughty origami kit | 1 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #525 | orange glowstick | 4 |
| #367 | orange snowcone | 42 |
| #153 | outrageous sombrero | 1 |
| #1291 | oversized fish scaler | 4 |
| #83 | pilgrim shield | 1 |
| #1206 | pink glowstick | 1 |
| #96 | plastic pumpkin bucket | 1 |
| #327 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #861 | polyalloy shield | 5 |
| #58 | pork elf goodies sack | 115 |
| #207 | purple glowstick | 8 |
| #263 | purple snowcone | 92 |
| #158 | red snowcone | 173 |
| #1183 | rogue swarmer | 47 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #37 | sane hatrack | 2 |
| #1177 | sawblade fragment | 44 |
| #510 | scroll of pasta summoning | 22 |
| #32 | severed rocking horse head | 11 |
| #135 | stainless steel scarf | 17 |
| #95 | stainless steel shillelagh | 20 |
| #125 | stainless steel skullcap | 15 |
| #172 | stainless steel slacks | 14 |
| #65 | stainless steel solitaire | 18 |
| #201 | stainless steel suspenders | 16 |
| #80 | stuffed doppelshifter | 180 |
| #1042 | support cummerbund | 3 |
| #39 | sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #174 | tin star | 1 |
| #3339 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 5 |
| #3079 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 2 |
| #2896 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #2620 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 2 |
| #3294 | tiny plastic angry goat | 5 |
| #4856 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 3 |
| #2862 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 6 |
| #3943 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 4 |
| #2851 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 6 |
| #1655 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 11 |
| #874 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 6 |
| #1824 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 10 |
| #3955 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 4 |
| #2521 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 7 |
| #2823 | tiny plastic grue | 6 |
| #3300 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 5 |
| #6063 | tiny plastic killer bee | 2 |
| #3963 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 4 |
| #1814 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 10 |
| #4842 | tiny plastic mosquito | 3 |
| #2595 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 2 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 4 |
| #2030 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 9 |
| #3940 | tiny plastic stab bat | 4 |
| #2229 | tiny plastic star starfish | 8 |
| #2290 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 3 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| 🥇 | tropical Crimbo pressie | 1 |
| #2163 | unstable laser battery | 22 |
| #507 | vanilla-frosted king cake | 2 |
| #1779 | vibrating cyborg knife | 4 |
| #243 | yo-yo | 127 |
| #125 | yuletide troll chrysalis | 1 |
| #472 | zombie pineal gland | 10 |