| #545 | Amulet of Yendor | 36 |
| #613 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #4296 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #2384 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #1673 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #2262 | Boss Bat britches | 2 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #1869 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #2740 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #1785 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #1600 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1674 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #2321 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 6 |
| #1574 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #260 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #1138 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 3 |
| #91 | Staff of the Midnight Snack | 1 |
| #1171 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #3935 | badass belt | 9 |
| #596 | bag of airline peanuts | 49 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| #666 | bit of clingfilm | 6 |
| #2729 | bottle of goofballs | 6 |
| #37 | bounty-hunting helmet | 1 |
| #31 | bounty-hunting pants | 1 |
| #37 | bounty-hunting rifle | 1 |
| #7455 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #691 | brick | 51 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #626 | clown hammer | 42 |
| #798 | clown shoes | 1 |
| #1633 | club necklace | 4 |
| #503 | defective skull | 42 |
| #221 | delicious salad | 230 |
| #1956 | diamond necklace | 3 |
| #1054 | duct tape | 19 |
| #108 | duct tape shirt | 1 |
| #232 | duct tape sword | 1 |
| #2700 | easter egg balloon | 6 |
| #400 | encoder ring | 44 |
| #364 | ennui-flavored potato chips | 110 |
| #554 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 50 |
| #931 | facsimile dictionary | 8 |
| #601 | fake fake vomit | 52 |
| #1791 | fake hand | 1 |
| #414 | filthy lucre | 93 |
| #4736 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #4476 | grue egg | 2 |
| #466 | grue egg omelette | 4 |
| #3460 | handful of confetti | 5 |
| #1411 | heart necklace | 5 |
| 🥈 | hi-density nylocite leg armor | 1 |
| #383 | jabañero-flavored chewing gum | 17 |
| #504 | jazz soap | 59 |
| #769 | joybuzzer | 34 |
| #288 | lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum | 25 |
| #675 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 41 |
| #729 | mood ring | 1 |
| #1848 | obsidian dagger | 6 |
| #956 | pack of KWE trading card | 3 |
| #482 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 53 |
| #573 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 52 |
| #396 | pickle-flavored chewing gum | 18 |
| 🥈 | polymorphic fastening apparatus | 1 |
| #727 | purple glowstick | 1 |
| #553 | radium-flavored potato chips | 62 |
| #756 | roll of toilet paper | 82 |
| #3637 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3663 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #1522 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 5 |
| #2735 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 2 |
| #686 | rubber emo roe | 44 |
| #1020 | rusty chain necklace | 1 |
| #148 | shingle | 62 |
| 🥈 | silicon-infused gluteal shield | 1 |
| #2032 | solid gold bowling ball | 3 |
| #1978 | spade necklace | 3 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #666 | spark plug earring | 1 |
| #2382 | spectre scepter | 6 |
| #2598 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 18 |
| #2425 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 20 |
| #3034 | stuffed angry cow | 15 |
| #3763 | stuffed astral badger | 11 |
| #3097 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 15 |
| #3126 | stuffed cocoabo | 14 |
| #2292 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 22 |
| #2952 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 16 |
| #2385 | stuffed hand turkey | 21 |
| #3778 | stuffed mind flayer | 11 |
| #2810 | stuffed scary death orb | 17 |
| #2279 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 22 |
| #2298 | stuffed snowy owl | 21 |
| #2921 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 16 |
| #2912 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 16 |
| #2138 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 24 |
| #318 | tamarind-flavored chewing gum | 24 |
| #711 | whoopie cushion | 42 |
| #804 | wind-up chattering teeth | 35 |
| #547 | wintergreen-flavored potato chips | 47 |
| #507 | worthless gewgaw | 6 |
| #110 | worthless knick-knack | 154 |
| #480 | worthless trinket | 5 |
| #488 | x-ray specs | 41 |
| #680 | yellow snowcone | 48 |