| #546 | Amulet of Yendor | 36 |
| #610 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #4299 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #2381 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #1677 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #2260 | Boss Bat britches | 2 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #1871 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #2738 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #1782 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1670 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #2314 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 6 |
| #1568 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #259 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #1136 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 3 |
| #91 | Staff of the Midnight Snack | 1 |
| #1168 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #3937 | badass belt | 9 |
| #596 | bag of airline peanuts | 49 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| #668 | bit of clingfilm | 6 |
| #2725 | bottle of goofballs | 6 |
| #37 | bounty-hunting helmet | 1 |
| #32 | bounty-hunting pants | 1 |
| #38 | bounty-hunting rifle | 1 |
| #7445 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #690 | brick | 51 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #627 | clown hammer | 42 |
| #797 | clown shoes | 1 |
| #1631 | club necklace | 4 |
| #504 | defective skull | 42 |
| #221 | delicious salad | 230 |
| #1954 | diamond necklace | 3 |
| #1054 | duct tape | 19 |
| #108 | duct tape shirt | 1 |
| #232 | duct tape sword | 1 |
| #2702 | easter egg balloon | 6 |
| #401 | encoder ring | 44 |
| #364 | ennui-flavored potato chips | 110 |
| #556 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 50 |
| #930 | facsimile dictionary | 8 |
| #602 | fake fake vomit | 52 |
| #1793 | fake hand | 1 |
| #416 | filthy lucre | 93 |
| #4728 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #4471 | grue egg | 2 |
| #467 | grue egg omelette | 4 |
| #3453 | handful of confetti | 5 |
| #1408 | heart necklace | 5 |
| 🥈 | hi-density nylocite leg armor | 1 |
| #383 | jabañero-flavored chewing gum | 17 |
| #504 | jazz soap | 59 |
| #771 | joybuzzer | 34 |
| #287 | lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum | 25 |
| #675 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 41 |
| #731 | mood ring | 1 |
| #1853 | obsidian dagger | 6 |
| #954 | pack of KWE trading card | 3 |
| #483 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 53 |
| #575 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 52 |
| #396 | pickle-flavored chewing gum | 18 |
| 🥈 | polymorphic fastening apparatus | 1 |
| #727 | purple glowstick | 1 |
| #552 | radium-flavored potato chips | 62 |
| #753 | roll of toilet paper | 82 |
| #3634 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3657 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #1521 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 5 |
| #2728 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 2 |
| #685 | rubber emo roe | 44 |
| #1022 | rusty chain necklace | 1 |
| #148 | shingle | 62 |
| 🥈 | silicon-infused gluteal shield | 1 |
| #2031 | solid gold bowling ball | 3 |
| #1973 | spade necklace | 3 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #669 | spark plug earring | 1 |
| #2372 | spectre scepter | 6 |
| #2591 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 18 |
| #2412 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 20 |
| #3023 | stuffed angry cow | 15 |
| #3755 | stuffed astral badger | 11 |
| #3089 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 15 |
| #3113 | stuffed cocoabo | 14 |
| #2285 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 22 |
| #2943 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 16 |
| #2379 | stuffed hand turkey | 21 |
| #3771 | stuffed mind flayer | 11 |
| #2803 | stuffed scary death orb | 17 |
| #2269 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 22 |
| #2289 | stuffed snowy owl | 21 |
| #2911 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 16 |
| #2901 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 16 |
| #2129 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 24 |
| #316 | tamarind-flavored chewing gum | 24 |
| #714 | whoopie cushion | 42 |
| #804 | wind-up chattering teeth | 35 |
| #541 | wintergreen-flavored potato chips | 47 |
| #502 | worthless gewgaw | 6 |
| #103 | worthless knick-knack | 154 |
| #475 | worthless trinket | 5 |
| #490 | x-ray specs | 41 |
| #684 | yellow snowcone | 48 |