| #1435 | 1-ball | 1 |
| #1424 | 2-ball | 1 |
| #1452 | 3-ball | 1 |
| #1471 | 4-ball | 1 |
| #1432 | 5-ball | 1 |
| #1422 | 6-ball | 1 |
| #1484 | 7-ball | 1 |
| #2242 | 8-ball | 1 |
| #621 | 9-ball | 1 |
| #2096 | Angry Farmer candy | 1 |
| #1678 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #445 | Cherry Cloaca Cola | 1 |
| #1236 | Cold Hots candy | 1 |
| #1927 | Daffy Taffy | 1 |
| #228 | Das Überkühlraum trading card | 1 |
| #443 | Diet Cloaca Cola | 1 |
| #753 | Gummi-Gnauga | 1 |
| #1867 | Imp Ale | 1 |
| #90 | Inndya trading card | 2 |
| #430 | Knob Goblin Uberpants | 1 |
| #821 | Knob mushroom | 1 |
| #3359 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 2 |
| #1757 | Mad Train wine | 1 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #230 | Morbidda trading card | 1 |
| #2682 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #938 | Ram's Face Lager | 1 |
| #422 | Regular Cloaca Cola | 1 |
| #1461 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 1 |
| #2657 | Rock Pops | 1 |
| #204 | Roo trading card | 1 |
| #1954 | Tasty Fun Good rice candy | 1 |
| #575 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #475 | White Citadel burger | 1 |
| #429 | White Citadel fries | 1 |
| #1952 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 1 |
| #1415 | Yummy Tummy bean | 97 |
| #619 | alphabet gum | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #1101 | asbestos ore | 1 |
| #1054 | awful poetry journal | 25 |
| #6544 | badass belt | 2 |
| #951 | bag of Cheat-Os | 1 |
| #753 | bag of lard | 1 |
| #305 | balloon helmet | 1 |
| #310 | balloon sword | 1 |
| #1236 | bar skin | 1 |
| #1006 | big red clown nose | 1 |
| #551 | black forest ham | 1 |
| #632 | black pudding | 1 |
| #893 | blackberry | 1 |
| #965 | bloody clown pants | 1 |
| #620 | bloody mary | 1 |
| #1675 | blue plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1835 | blue striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #670 | bottle of antifreeze | 1 |
| #1327 | bottle of gin | 1 |
| #1585 | bottle of rum | 1 |
| #1370 | bottle of tequila | 1 |
| #1262 | bottle of vodka | 1 |
| #1505 | bottle of whiskey | 1 |
| #485 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 2 |
| #1138 | bowl of cottage cheese | 1 |
| #450 | bowl of lucky charms | 1 |
| #1335 | boxed wine | 1 |
| #497 | bubblewrap ore | 2 |
| #2974 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #2873 | candied yams | 1 |
| #2397 | candy stake | 3 |
| #609 | cardboard ore | 1 |
| #662 | cherry | 1 |
| #983 | chrome ore | 1 |
| #1275 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 5 |
| #797 | clown shoes | 1 |
| #115 | clown whip | 1 |
| #185 | clown wig | 1 |
| #3271 | club necklace | 1 |
| #451 | cocoa egg | 21 |
| #1953 | diamond necklace | 3 |
| #1624 | disassembled clover | 1 |
| #3662 | easter egg balloon | 3 |
| #1145 | ennui-flavored potato chips | 1 |
| #1776 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #1945 | facsimile dictionary | 1 |
| #880 | fine wine | 1 |
| #692 | [2426]fire flower | 1 |
| #789 | foolscap fool's cap | 1 |
| #4729 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #3806 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
| #89 | glow-in-the-dark dart gun | 2 |
| #60 | glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub | 2 |
| #133 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 2 |
| #845 | goat cheese | 1 |
| #948 | goat cheese pizza | 1 |
| #772 | grapefruit | 1 |
| #828 | grapes | 1 |
| #5335 | grue egg | 1 |
| #981 | guy made of bee pollen | 1 |
| #4014 | handful of confetti | 3 |
| #3380 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #2512 | herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #428 | hippopotamus skin | 1 |
| #233 | honey-dew | 1 |
| #762 | hot wing | 25 |
| #277 | ice stein | 1 |
| #1764 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 1 |
| #1604 | ice-cold Willer | 1 |
| #1195 | jabañero-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #1485 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #1589 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1236 | lemon | 1 |
| #894 | lime | 1 |
| #1209 | lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #865 | linoleum ore | 1 |
| #1287 | little paper umbrella | 1 |
| #1208 | magical ice cubes | 1 |
| #479 | margarita | 1 |
| #665 | martini | 1 |
| #1323 | marzipan skull | 1 |
| #1550 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #499 | monkey wrench | 1 |
| #378 | mushroom pizza | 1 |
| #1462 | nanite-infested candy cane | 6 |
| #1412 | nanite-infested eggnog | 4 |
| #2620 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 2 |
| #3426 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #218 | onion shurikens | 1 |
| #940 | orange | 1 |
| #848 | orange and black Crimboween candy | 1 |
| #1585 | pants of the Slug Lord | 1 |
| #985 | papaya | 1 |
| #687 | pat-a-cake pendant | 1 |
| #1275 | penguin skin | 1 |
| #1235 | pickle-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #1097 | pile of candy | 1 |
| #2046 | pixellated candy heart | 1 |
| #358 | polka-dot bow tie | 1 |
| #1421 | puce plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1174 | radium-flavored potato chips | 1 |
| #807 | red striped oyster egg | 3 |
| #513 | redrum | 1 |
| #3634 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3657 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #2194 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 3 |
| #3646 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #853 | salty dog | 1 |
| #407 | sausage pizza | 1 |
| #2572 | shiny ring | 2 |
| #719 | shot of grapefruit schnapps | 1 |
| #699 | shot of orange schnapps | 1 |
| #747 | shot of tomato schnapps | 1 |
| #2837 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #3317 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #3327 | spooky eggnog | 1 |
| #532 | stick of "gum" | 3 |
| #463 | strawberry wine | 1 |
| #5197 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 6 |
| #4519 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 8 |
| #8851 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #6383 | stuffed astral badger | 4 |
| #4575 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 8 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #4150 | stuffed cocoabo | 9 |
| #1574 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #2012 | stuffed doppelshifter | 3 |
| #4955 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 7 |
| #3213 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 14 |
| #950 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #4890 | stuffed hand turkey | 7 |
| #5748 | stuffed mind flayer | 5 |
| #6364 | stuffed scary death orb | 4 |
| #4796 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #4025 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 10 |
| #3637 | stuffed snowy owl | 11 |
| #4579 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 8 |
| #5727 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 5 |
| #3378 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 13 |
| #565 | styrofoam ore | 1 |
| #1213 | tamarind-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #1187 | ten-leaf clover | 1 |
| #508 | three-tiered wedding cake | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #2808 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #2815 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #1135 | tomato | 1 |
| #601 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #639 | vodka and cranberry | 1 |
| #646 | whiskey and cola | 1 |
| #411 | whiskey and soda | 1 |
| #631 | whiskey sour | 1 |
| #790 | white Canadian | 1 |
| #1103 | white lightning | 1 |
| #415 | wine spritzer | 1 |
| #1131 | wintergreen-flavored potato chips | 1 |
| #355 | yak skin | 1 |
| #1736 | yeti fur | 1 |