| #1459 | Amulet of Yendor | 1 |
| #759 | Bit O' Ectoplasm | 1 |
| #1057 | Bulky Buddy Box | 2 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #69 | Goodfella contract | 759 |
| #1317 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 3 |
| #1130 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 10 |
| #2684 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #667 | Sugar Cog | 1 |
| #575 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #2226 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 3 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #1374 | astronaut pants | 3 |
| #1146 | banana | 1 |
| #1911 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #650 | bit-o-cactus | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| #622 | borg sock monkey | 2 |
| #1332 | bottle of goofballs | 18 |
| #5905 | box of sunshine | 4 |
| #787 | buckyball | 5 |
| #1817 | can of Binarrrca | 1 |
| #3831 | candy stake | 1 |
| #621 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 15 |
| #594 | cyborg doll | 2 |
| #287 | cyborg stompin' boot | 6 |
| #1480 | defective skull | 1 |
| #5140 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #1694 | evil teddy bear | 4 |
| #1291 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #602 | fancy dress ball | 20 |
| #702 | fire | 7 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #2294 | fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #1638 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #1517 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 1 |
| #2301 | gingerbread horror | 3 |
| #2779 | golden ring | 1 |
| #907 | gyroscope | 2 |
| #177 | immense cyborg hand | 12 |
| #649 | incredibly creepy marionette | 4 |
| #538 | jar of swamp gas | 51 |
| #614 | killer rag doll | 4 |
| #3059 | laser-broiled pear | 1 |
| #939 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 2 |
| #334 | marionette collective | 2 |
| #646 | monomolecular yo-yo | 73 |
| #1119 | mylar scout drone | 3 |
| #614 | oversized fish scaler | 8 |
| #1350 | oyster basket | 2 |
| #385 | party hat | 5 |
| #2033 | pet rock | 2 |
| #153 | polyalloy shield | 13 |
| #886 | possessed top | 6 |
| #949 | prehistoric spear | 3 |
| #350 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 25 |
| #620 | roboduck-on-a-string | 2 |
| #1807 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1119 | snake | 1 |
| #935 | spooky eggnog | 6 |
| #229 | stick-on-a-string | 18 |
| #760 | stringy sinew | 11 |
| #8926 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #7813 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 2 |
| #521 | stuffed alien blob | 12 |
| #8850 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #7002 | stuffed astral badger | 3 |
| #8938 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #7680 | stuffed cocoabo | 2 |
| #8958 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #2498 | stuffed gray blob | 2 |
| #8935 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #7828 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 2 |
| #8794 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8883 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #698 | teddy borg | 11 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #1862 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #528 | toothsome rock | 19 |
| #1201 | toy crazy train | 5 |
| #477 | toy deathbot | 2 |
| #1400 | toy jet pack | 3 |
| #546 | toy maglev monorail | 2 |
| #835 | toy mercenary | 7 |
| #1525 | toy ray gun | 3 |
| #1439 | toy space helmet | 3 |
| #1065 | tree-eating kite | 21 |
| #1135 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #2814 | unstable laser battery | 1 |
| #308 | vibrating cyborg knife | 13 |
| #674 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 7 |
| #585 | wang | 1 |
| #780 | wheel | 4 |
| #989 | yo | 8 |