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| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #399 | C.H.U.M. knife | 2 |
| #534 | Danglin' Chad's loincloth | 1 |
| #1272 | Feynman gate | 4 |
| #990 | Knob Goblin elite helm | 1 |
| #995 | Knob Goblin elite pants | 1 |
| #973 | Knob Goblin elite polearm | 1 |
| #1006 | Knob Goblin harem pants | 1 |
| #995 | Knob Goblin harem veil | 1 |
| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #85 | Mudflap-Girl Ring | 1 |
| #785 | Orcish frat-paddle | 1 |
| #100 | Ring of Fire | 1 |
| #100 | Ring of the Sewer Snake | 1 |
| #2224 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 3 |
| #1912 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #671 | beer helmet | 1 |
| #745 | bejeweled pledge pin | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2110 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1489 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1773 | blue paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #1291 | blue plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #2374 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2621 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #174 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 1 |
| #1103 | bugbear beanie | 1 |
| #1110 | bugbear bungguard | 1 |
| #3829 | candy stake | 1 |
| #1146 | capacitor relay | 6 |
| #1180 | carbon nanotube frame | 6 |
| 🥈 | carbonite visor | 1 |
| #777 | cold ninja mask | 1 |
| #849 | cornuthaum | 1 |
| #1826 | cyborg stompin' boot | 1 |
| #1292 | dead guy's watch | 1 |
| #587 | distressed denim pants | 1 |
| #895 | eXtreme mittens | 1 |
| #854 | eXtreme scarf | 1 |
| #907 | eyepatch | 2 |
| #3638 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 2 |
| #1000 | filthy corduroys | 1 |
| #970 | filthy knitted dread sack | 1 |
| #1640 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #1516 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 1 |
| #920 | gingerbread horror | 7 |
| #2777 | golden ring | 1 |
| #3382 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #894 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 2 |
| #426 | icy-hot katana | 1 |
| #1919 | immense cyborg hand | 2 |
| #1263 | ion grid | 5 |
| #2097 | killing feather | 16 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2307 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #939 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
| #1766 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1416 | logic synthesizer | 3 |
| #279 | longhaired hippy wig | 2 |
| #1983 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1551 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1846 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2384 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #132 | meatspout staff | 1 |
| #790 | miner's helmet | 1 |
| #785 | miner's pants | 1 |
| #152 | muculent machete | 1 |
| #1676 | nanite-infested candy cane | 5 |
| #845 | nanite-infested eggnog | 6 |
| #467 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 10 |
| #1086 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 5 |
| #125 | natty blue ascot | 3 |
| #858 | ninja hot pants | 1 |
| #1363 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1823 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1734 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1583 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #7 | origami pasties | 1 |
| #610 | perforated battle paddle | 1 |
| 🥈 | plexifoam chin strap | 1 |
| #2127 | polyalloy shield | 1 |
| #294 | porquoise necklace | 1 |
| #2034 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1422 | puce plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #2253 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1645 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #106 | pulled porquoise pendant | 1 |
| #1514 | red paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #1842 | red plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1458 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1646 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #577 | reinforced beaded headband | 1 |
| #1130 | ring of aggravate monster | 1 |
| #1965 | robotronic egg | 1 |
| #2677 | rogue swarmer | 1 |
| #1471 | roll of toilet paper | 16 |
| #2723 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 2 |
| #2767 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 2 |
| #2735 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 2 |
| #593 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 3 |
| #802 | snowboarder pants | 1 |
| #150 | star boomerang | 1 |
| #310 | star buckler | 1 |
| #460 | star crossbow | 1 |
| #606 | star hat | 1 |
| #330 | star pants | 1 |
| #288 | star shirt | 1 |
| #420 | star sword | 1 |
| #7010 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 3 |
| #8943 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #7776 | stuffed angry cow | 2 |
| #7832 | stuffed astral badger | 2 |
| #8950 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #5189 | stuffed cocoabo | 6 |
| #7882 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 2 |
| #5826 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 5 |
| #7006 | stuffed mind flayer | 3 |
| #1715 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #7031 | stuffed scary death orb | 3 |
| #4800 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #6374 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 4 |
| #7798 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 2 |
| #7774 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 2 |
| #7017 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 3 |
| #963 | swashbuckling pants | 1 |
| #285 | sword behind inappropriate prepositions | 1 |
| #4311 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4234 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1531 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #1558 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #926 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #2813 | unstable laser battery | 1 |
| #2588 | vibrating cyborg knife | 1 |
| #388 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 14 |
| #895 | vorpal blade | 1 |
| #1800 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2051 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1328 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1637 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |