| #1228 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #2354 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 4 |
| 🥇 | Book of Old-Timey Carols | 1 |
| #1674 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #2774 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #2098 | CRIMBCO mug | 1 |
| #2408 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1369 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| 🥈 | Crimbo smile | 1 |
| #1823 | Drowsy Sword | 4 |
| #1785 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #1205 | Instant Karma | 1 |
| #1289 | Iron Beta of Industry | 2 |
| #2513 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 5 |
| #576 | Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs | 3 |
| #232 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #647 | Rock and Roll Legend | 1 |
| 🥇 | SalesCo sample kit | 1 |
| #1611 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 2 |
| #1037 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #30 | The Spirit of Giving | 1 |
| #1172 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #4172 | badass belt | 8 |
| #1427 | bath ball gift set | 1 |
| #5027 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #228 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #128 | cheer extractor | 1 |
| #109 | cheerful Crimbo sweater | 1 |
| #87 | cheerful antler hat | 1 |
| #86 | cheerful pajama pants | 1 |
| #319 | crystalline cheer | 163 |
| #353 | donated booze | 17 |
| #310 | donated candy | 21 |
| #290 | donated food | 24 |
| #3267 | easter egg balloon | 4 |
| #1008 | fake plastic grass | 1 |
| #778 | figurine of a charred seal | 1 |
| #521 | figurine of a cold seal | 9 |
| #478 | figurine of a sleek seal | 3 |
| #386 | figurine of a slippery seal | 4 |
| #332 | figurine of a wretched-looking seal | 2 |
| #571 | fuzzy busby | 2 |
| #3221 | fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #609 | fuzzy montera | 1 |
| #501 | ghost of a necklace | 2 |
| #15 | gilded trumpet | 1 |
| 🥇 | hand-knitted Crimbo socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | hand-knitted diving booties | 1 |
| #3461 | handful of confetti | 5 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #71 | lollipop cufflinks | 1 |
| 🥇 | map to Dolph Bossin's hideout | 1 |
| #19 | mime army infiltration glove | 1 |
| #25 | mime army insignia (espionage) | 1 |
| #24 | mime army insignia (infantry) | 1 |
| #25 | mime army insignia (intelligence) | 1 |
| #73 | mime pocket probe | 1 |
| 🥇 | mime-proof sunglasses | 1 |
| #78 | miming beret | 1 |
| #85 | miming boots | 1 |
| #100 | miming corduroys | 1 |
| #93 | miming gloves | 1 |
| #96 | miming shirt | 1 |
| #1082 | motivational poster | 2 |
| #289 | nega-mushroom | 1 |
| #2517 | obsidian dagger | 3 |
| #708 | old sweatpants | 84 |
| #19 | paperclip cape | 2 |
| #99 | paperclip pants | 1 |
| #91 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #101 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| 🥇 | peppermint harpoon gun | 1 |
| #332 | phish stick | 3 |
| #44 | reusable shopping bag | 1 |
| #788 | sawblade shield | 2 |
| #421 | seal-blubber candle | 2 |
| #16 | shining star cap | 1 |
| #1272 | slow jam collection | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #2568 | spectre scepter | 5 |
| #256 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| #384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #12 | viral video | 28 |
| #844 | wrench bracelet | 2 |