| #1220 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #2351 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 4 |
| 🥇 | Book of Old-Timey Carols | 1 |
| #1677 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #2771 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #2097 | CRIMBCO mug | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| 🥈 | Crimbo smile | 1 |
| #1819 | Drowsy Sword | 4 |
| #1782 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #1192 | Instant Karma | 1 |
| #1283 | Iron Beta of Industry | 2 |
| #2506 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 5 |
| #576 | Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs | 3 |
| #233 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #644 | Rock and Roll Legend | 1 |
| 🥇 | SalesCo sample kit | 1 |
| #1607 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 2 |
| #1032 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #31 | The Spirit of Giving | 1 |
| #1168 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #4171 | badass belt | 8 |
| #1427 | bath ball gift set | 1 |
| #5028 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #227 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #128 | cheer extractor | 1 |
| #109 | cheerful Crimbo sweater | 1 |
| #87 | cheerful antler hat | 1 |
| #86 | cheerful pajama pants | 1 |
| #309 | crystalline cheer | 163 |
| #342 | donated booze | 17 |
| #299 | donated candy | 21 |
| #284 | donated food | 24 |
| #3268 | easter egg balloon | 4 |
| #1010 | fake plastic grass | 1 |
| #777 | figurine of a charred seal | 1 |
| #519 | figurine of a cold seal | 9 |
| #478 | figurine of a sleek seal | 3 |
| #386 | figurine of a slippery seal | 4 |
| #332 | figurine of a wretched-looking seal | 2 |
| #570 | fuzzy busby | 2 |
| #3214 | fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #608 | fuzzy montera | 1 |
| #493 | ghost of a necklace | 2 |
| #16 | gilded trumpet | 1 |
| 🥇 | hand-knitted Crimbo socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | hand-knitted diving booties | 1 |
| #3453 | handful of confetti | 5 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #71 | lollipop cufflinks | 1 |
| 🥇 | map to Dolph Bossin's hideout | 1 |
| #19 | mime army infiltration glove | 1 |
| #25 | mime army insignia (espionage) | 1 |
| #24 | mime army insignia (infantry) | 1 |
| #25 | mime army insignia (intelligence) | 1 |
| #72 | mime pocket probe | 1 |
| 🥇 | mime-proof sunglasses | 1 |
| #78 | miming beret | 1 |
| #84 | miming boots | 1 |
| #100 | miming corduroys | 1 |
| #93 | miming gloves | 1 |
| #95 | miming shirt | 1 |
| #1085 | motivational poster | 2 |
| #290 | nega-mushroom | 1 |
| #2522 | obsidian dagger | 3 |
| #703 | old sweatpants | 84 |
| #19 | paperclip cape | 2 |
| #100 | paperclip pants | 1 |
| #92 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #102 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| 🥇 | peppermint harpoon gun | 1 |
| #330 | phish stick | 3 |
| #42 | reusable shopping bag | 1 |
| #792 | sawblade shield | 2 |
| #423 | seal-blubber candle | 2 |
| #16 | shining star cap | 1 |
| #1272 | slow jam collection | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #2560 | spectre scepter | 5 |
| #257 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #11 | viral video | 28 |
| #845 | wrench bracelet | 2 |