| #650 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 1 |
| #246 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 1 |
| #278 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 1 |
| #254 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| #223 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| #294 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #224 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| #1134 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #223 | Benetton's Medley of Diversity | 1 |
| #883 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| #815 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
| #583 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 2 |
| #480 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 2 |
| #509 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 2 |
| #467 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 2 |
| #475 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 2 |
| #462 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 11 |
| #650 | Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #85 | Ellsbury's journal | 1 |
| #132 | Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times | 1 |
| #173 | Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin | 1 |
| #534 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 1 |
| #669 | Jack-in-the-box | 7 |
| #839 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| #1061 | Let Me Be! | 1 |
| #849 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
| #349 | Red Rover BB gun | 10 |
| #974 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #946 | Summer Nights | 1 |
| #938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
| #598 | The Art of Slapfighting | 1 |
| #218 | The Grand Poo-Bah trading card | 1 |
| #701 | Uncle Romulus | 1 |
| #916 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 1 |
| #736 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 1 |
| #626 | antique bottle opener | 1 |
| #535 | antique painting of a landscape | 1 |
| #573 | antique pair of blue jeans | 1 |
| #931 | antique record album | 1 |
| #587 | antique souvenir drawing | 1 |
| #291 | bejeweled cufflinks | 15 |
| #253 | blue plastic baby | 1 |
| #447 | brown plastic baby | 1 |
| #1983 | club necklace | 3 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #384 | deluxe fax machine | 1 |
| #739 | designer handbag | 3 |
| #2469 | diamond necklace | 2 |
| #363 | fancy opera glasses | 11 |
| #364 | garish pinky ring | 12 |
| #382 | giant designer sunglasses | 11 |
| #1413 | heart necklace | 5 |
| #807 | pack of KWE trading card | 4 |
| #389 | peanut brittle shield | 7 |
| #382 | pink plastic baby | 1 |
| #635 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #326 | red plastic baby | 1 |
| #262 | red-and-green sweater | 11 |
| #986 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 8 |
| #2800 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 2 |
| #2770 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 2 |
| #2738 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 2 |
| #1982 | spade necklace | 3 |
| #600 | string of Crimbo lights | 1 |
| #746 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 59 |
| #1721 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 29 |
| #410 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| #1055 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 46 |
| #633 | stuffed Meat | 75 |
| #1862 | stuffed angry cow | 27 |
| #1676 | stuffed astral badger | 31 |
| #1594 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 33 |
| #164 | stuffed bandersnatch | 1 |
| #162 | stuffed caterpillar | 1 |
| #2055 | stuffed cocoabo | 24 |
| #1028 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 5 |
| #200 | stuffed dodo | 1 |
| #1576 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 33 |
| #1545 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 34 |
| #1116 | stuffed hand turkey | 45 |
| #571 | stuffed key | 101 |
| #748 | stuffed martini | 10 |
| #1853 | stuffed mind flayer | 28 |
| #857 | stuffed mink | 55 |
| #800 | stuffed monocle | 59 |
| #206 | stuffed pocketwatch | 1 |
| #142 | stuffed porpoise | 1 |
| #1864 | stuffed scary death orb | 28 |
| #1519 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 34 |
| #1999 | stuffed snowy owl | 25 |
| #1622 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 32 |
| #1974 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 3 |
| #1640 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 31 |
| #777 | stuffed teddy butler | 60 |
| #706 | stuffed tin of caviar | 68 |
| #640 | stuffed treasure chest | 90 |
| #2059 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 25 |
| #555 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Boris | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Jarlsberg | 1 |
| #51 | tiny plastic Sneaky Pete | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Susie | 1 |
| #4544 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8216 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8256 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8131 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4482 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8179 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4499 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8155 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8193 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8098 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8064 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4599 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8132 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8073 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8203 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8105 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8118 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4348 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8102 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #8228 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8163 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8142 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4484 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| 🥈 | turtle wax | 3,850 |