| #651 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 1 |
| #247 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 1 |
| #280 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 1 |
| #257 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| #224 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| #297 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #227 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| #1132 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #223 | Benetton's Medley of Diversity | 1 |
| #881 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| #811 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
| #583 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 2 |
| #481 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 2 |
| #509 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 2 |
| #468 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 2 |
| #476 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 2 |
| #461 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 11 |
| #650 | Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #85 | Ellsbury's journal | 1 |
| #136 | Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times | 1 |
| #174 | Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin | 1 |
| #533 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 1 |
| #668 | Jack-in-the-box | 7 |
| #836 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| #1061 | Let Me Be! | 1 |
| #849 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
| #351 | Red Rover BB gun | 10 |
| #974 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #946 | Summer Nights | 1 |
| #938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
| #601 | The Art of Slapfighting | 1 |
| #214 | The Grand Poo-Bah trading card | 1 |
| #699 | Uncle Romulus | 1 |
| #917 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 1 |
| #733 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 1 |
| #622 | antique bottle opener | 1 |
| #533 | antique painting of a landscape | 1 |
| #571 | antique pair of blue jeans | 1 |
| #928 | antique record album | 1 |
| #586 | antique souvenir drawing | 1 |
| #287 | bejeweled cufflinks | 15 |
| #253 | blue plastic baby | 1 |
| #447 | brown plastic baby | 1 |
| #1980 | club necklace | 3 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #385 | deluxe fax machine | 1 |
| #737 | designer handbag | 3 |
| #2464 | diamond necklace | 2 |
| #364 | fancy opera glasses | 11 |
| #364 | garish pinky ring | 12 |
| #383 | giant designer sunglasses | 11 |
| #1408 | heart necklace | 5 |
| #802 | pack of KWE trading card | 4 |
| #392 | peanut brittle shield | 7 |
| #382 | pink plastic baby | 1 |
| #637 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #326 | red plastic baby | 1 |
| #265 | red-and-green sweater | 11 |
| #984 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 8 |
| #2789 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 2 |
| #2765 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 2 |
| #2728 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 2 |
| #1973 | spade necklace | 3 |
| #600 | string of Crimbo lights | 1 |
| #742 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 59 |
| #1712 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 29 |
| #408 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| #1050 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 46 |
| #632 | stuffed Meat | 75 |
| #1856 | stuffed angry cow | 27 |
| #1672 | stuffed astral badger | 31 |
| #1590 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 33 |
| #165 | stuffed bandersnatch | 1 |
| #162 | stuffed caterpillar | 1 |
| #2043 | stuffed cocoabo | 24 |
| #1020 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 5 |
| #200 | stuffed dodo | 1 |
| #1568 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 33 |
| #1534 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 34 |
| #1113 | stuffed hand turkey | 45 |
| #564 | stuffed key | 101 |
| #744 | stuffed martini | 10 |
| #1846 | stuffed mind flayer | 28 |
| #851 | stuffed mink | 55 |
| #788 | stuffed monocle | 59 |
| #208 | stuffed pocketwatch | 1 |
| #142 | stuffed porpoise | 1 |
| #1856 | stuffed scary death orb | 28 |
| #1511 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 34 |
| #1987 | stuffed snowy owl | 25 |
| #1619 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 32 |
| #1973 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 3 |
| #1633 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 31 |
| #770 | stuffed teddy butler | 60 |
| #702 | stuffed tin of caviar | 68 |
| #634 | stuffed treasure chest | 90 |
| #2048 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 25 |
| #553 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Boris | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Jarlsberg | 1 |
| #50 | tiny plastic Sneaky Pete | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Susie | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| 🥈 | turtle wax | 3,850 |