| #774 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 1 |
| #1134 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #883 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| #119 | Chester's Aquarius medallion | 1 |
| #176 | Chester's cutoffs | 1 |
| #1371 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #102 | Daisy's unclean bloomers | 1 |
| #28 | Drunkula's silky pants | 1 |
| #213 | Frosty's carrot | 1 |
| #196 | Frosty's nailbat | 1 |
| #24 | Great Wolf's right paw | 1 |
| #88 | Hodgman's almanac | 1 |
| #164 | Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top | 1 |
| #146 | Hodgman's porkpie hat | 1 |
| #1287 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #839 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| #1061 | Let Me Be! | 1 |
| #849 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
| #128 | Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork | 1 |
| #196 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
| #94 | Ol' Scratch's stove door | 1 |
| #187 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
| #524 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #187 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 1 |
| #100 | Oscus's flypaper pants | 1 |
| #105 | Oscus's garbage can lid | 1 |
| #818 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #974 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #7 | Spacegate diplomat's insignia | 1 |
| #946 | Summer Nights | 1 |
| #938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
| #71 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used) | 1 |
| #96 | The Six-Pack of Pain | 1 |
| #28 | Thunkula's drinking cap | 1 |
| #10 | Underworld flail | 1 |
| #204 | Wand of Oscus | 1 |
| #189 | Zombo's shield | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #28 | battered old top-hat | 1 |
| #956 | bejeweled cufflinks | 1 |
| #35 | bitter bowtie | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| #106 | bottle of Bloodweiser | 1 |
| #58 | bottle of Goldschnöckered | 1 |
| #5026 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #12 | bowl of petunias | 1 |
| #110 | bronze handcuffs | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #883 | commemorative war stein | 1 |
| #568 | corncob pipe | 1 |
| #597 | cup of infinite pencils | 1 |
| 🥇 | cursed magnifying glass | 1 |
| #145 | faded red protest sign | 1 |
| #634 | filth-encrusted futon | 1 |
| #578 | frayed rope belt | 1 |
| #208 | gold Boozehounds Anonymous token | 1 |
| #45 | hand-carved bow | 1 |
| #5197 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #1679 | heart of the volcano | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #563 | lucky bottlecap | 1 |
| #77 | mafia thumb ring | 1 |
| #650 | magical pony: Rosey Cake | 1 |
| 🥉 | makeshift castanets | 1 |
| #600 | mysterious silver lapel pin | 1 |
| #31 | old patched suit-pants | 1 |
| #284 | pig-iron shinguards | 1 |
| #60 | remorseless knife | 1 |
| #67 | rickety old unicycle | 1 |
| #64 | ring of telling skeletons what to do | 1 |
| #37 | rusty old lantern | 1 |
| #411 | shiny hood ornament | 1 |
| 🥇 | silver cow creamer | 1 |
| #71 | silver keg | 1 |
| #2845 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #82 | suspicious-looking fedora | 1 |
| #99 | tiny goth giant | 1 |
| #8216 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8256 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8131 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #8179 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #8155 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8193 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8098 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8064 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #8132 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8073 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8203 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8105 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8118 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #8102 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #8163 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8142 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4484 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #50 | transparent pants | 1 |
| #52 | vial of hot blood | 1 |
| #21 | zombie mariachi hat | 1 |