| #774 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 1 |
| #1132 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #881 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| #117 | Chester's Aquarius medallion | 1 |
| #174 | Chester's cutoffs | 1 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #103 | Daisy's unclean bloomers | 1 |
| #26 | Drunkula's silky pants | 1 |
| #211 | Frosty's carrot | 1 |
| #195 | Frosty's nailbat | 1 |
| #22 | Great Wolf's right paw | 1 |
| #87 | Hodgman's almanac | 1 |
| #166 | Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top | 1 |
| #144 | Hodgman's porkpie hat | 1 |
| #1281 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #836 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| #1062 | Let Me Be! | 1 |
| #849 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
| #127 | Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork | 1 |
| #197 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
| #93 | Ol' Scratch's stove door | 1 |
| #187 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
| #524 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #187 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 1 |
| #100 | Oscus's flypaper pants | 1 |
| #108 | Oscus's garbage can lid | 1 |
| #814 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #974 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #6 | Spacegate diplomat's insignia | 1 |
| #946 | Summer Nights | 1 |
| #938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
| #68 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used) | 1 |
| #96 | The Six-Pack of Pain | 1 |
| #25 | Thunkula's drinking cap | 1 |
| #11 | Underworld flail | 1 |
| #203 | Wand of Oscus | 1 |
| #188 | Zombo's shield | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #27 | battered old top-hat | 1 |
| #954 | bejeweled cufflinks | 1 |
| #35 | bitter bowtie | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| #103 | bottle of Bloodweiser | 1 |
| #58 | bottle of Goldschnöckered | 1 |
| #5030 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #12 | bowl of petunias | 1 |
| #110 | bronze handcuffs | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #879 | commemorative war stein | 1 |
| #570 | corncob pipe | 1 |
| #599 | cup of infinite pencils | 1 |
| 🥇 | cursed magnifying glass | 1 |
| #144 | faded red protest sign | 1 |
| #634 | filth-encrusted futon | 1 |
| #578 | frayed rope belt | 1 |
| #206 | gold Boozehounds Anonymous token | 1 |
| #45 | hand-carved bow | 1 |
| #5198 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #1673 | heart of the volcano | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #563 | lucky bottlecap | 1 |
| #76 | mafia thumb ring | 1 |
| #635 | magical pony: Rosey Cake | 1 |
| 🥉 | makeshift castanets | 1 |
| #599 | mysterious silver lapel pin | 1 |
| #31 | old patched suit-pants | 1 |
| #281 | pig-iron shinguards | 1 |
| #62 | remorseless knife | 1 |
| #68 | rickety old unicycle | 1 |
| #64 | ring of telling skeletons what to do | 1 |
| #37 | rusty old lantern | 1 |
| #410 | shiny hood ornament | 1 |
| 🥇 | silver cow creamer | 1 |
| #71 | silver keg | 1 |
| #2837 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #83 | suspicious-looking fedora | 1 |
| #98 | tiny goth giant | 1 |
| #8194 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8239 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8107 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #8158 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8079 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8207 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #8143 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8175 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8077 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8047 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #8113 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8054 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8188 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8086 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8097 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #8089 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4458 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #8147 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8122 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #50 | transparent pants | 1 |
| #51 | vial of hot blood | 1 |
| #17 | zombie mariachi hat | 1 |