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| #236 | Gordon Bennett | 1 |
| #772 | Imp Ale | 117 |
| #1128 | Mad Train wine | 18 |
| #715 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 10 |
| #384 | Ram's Face Lager | 61 |
| #706 | a little sump'm sump'm | 1 |
| #1006 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 6 |
| #737 | astronaut pants | 10 |
| #380 | atomic vector plotter | 10 |
| #862 | baconstone | 9 |
| #2548 | badass belt | 19 |
| #998 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #345 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 10 |
| #69 | black lotus | 2 |
| #1166 | black striped oyster egg | 4 |
| #519 | bloody beer | 12 |
| #480 | bloody mary | 2 |
| #1773 | blue paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #2374 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2621 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #392 | bottle of Calcutta Emerald | 1 |
| #379 | bottle of Definit | 1 |
| #414 | bottle of Domesticated Turkey | 1 |
| #386 | bottle of Jorge Sinsonte | 1 |
| #307 | bottle of Lieutenant Freeman | 2 |
| #624 | bottle of Pinot Renoir | 1 |
| #471 | bottle of gin | 31 |
| #680 | bottle of popskull | 1 |
| #534 | bottle of rum | 76 |
| #374 | bottle of tequila | 62 |
| #369 | bottle of vodka | 49 |
| #279 | bottle of whiskey | 159 |
| #364 | boxed champagne | 1 |
| #458 | boxed wine | 41 |
| #534 | calle de miel | 1 |
| #3829 | candy stake | 1 |
| #890 | capacitor relay | 10 |
| #813 | carbon nanotube frame | 11 |
| #2494 | club necklace | 2 |
| #353 | computronic processing unit | 10 |
| #200 | cool mushroom wine | 1 |
| #3285 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #266 | dry martini | 1 |
| #175 | ducha de oro | 10 |
| #5139 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #2833 | eggnog | 1 |
| #195 | evil googly eye | 25 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #510 | extra-spicy bloody mary | 1 |
| #2422 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #880 | fine wine | 1 |
| #975 | fire | 4 |
| #859 | flute of flat champagne | 1 |
| #487 | fuzzbump | 2 |
| #3042 | gingerbread horror | 2 |
| #882 | green balloon | 1 |
| #1910 | green beer | 1 |
| #575 | green candy heart | 15 |
| #441 | grog | 2 |
| #1934 | hamethyst | 2 |
| #301 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 10 |
| #365 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 10 |
| #275 | ice stein | 1 |
| #1590 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 3 |
| #686 | ice-cold Willer | 41 |
| #783 | ice-cold fotie | 11 |
| #924 | ice-cold six-pack | 2 |
| #1370 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #927 | ion grid | 10 |
| #356 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 10 |
| #1288 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #636 | lavender candy heart | 12 |
| #605 | lemon | 37 |
| #840 | logic synthesizer | 10 |
| #230 | lumbering jack | 1 |
| #1347 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #480 | margarita | 1 |
| #465 | martini | 3 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #502 | monkey wrench | 1 |
| #528 | ocean motion | 1 |
| #2534 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #616 | orange candy heart | 21 |
| #1889 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #1557 | pack of KWE trading card | 1 |
| #528 | papaya sling | 1 |
| #2716 | pet rock | 1 |
| #653 | pink candy heart | 11 |
| #594 | pink pony | 1 |
| #942 | porquoise | 7 |
| #2221 | possessed top | 1 |
| #618 | prehistoric spear | 6 |
| #355 | quantum polarity inducer | 10 |
| #2248 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #331 | recursive spline reticulator | 10 |
| #1842 | red plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #2205 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #410 | redrum | 2 |
| #288 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 12 |
| #215 | [2108]rock | 19 |
| #454 | rockin' wagon | 1 |
| #494 | roll in the hay | 1 |
| #501 | rum and cola | 2 |
| #667 | salty dog | 3 |
| #623 | salty slug | 1 |
| #386 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 10 |
| #307 | shot of flower schnapps | 1 |
| #721 | shot of grapefruit schnapps | 1 |
| #699 | shot of orange schnapps | 1 |
| #747 | shot of tomato schnapps | 1 |
| #1806 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #546 | slap and tickle | 1 |
| #729 | snifter of thoroughly aged brandy | 4 |
| #1486 | spooky eggnog | 4 |
| #301 | spooky felt | 34 |
| #296 | spooky length of string | 41 |
| #165 | spooky stuffing | 42 |
| #146 | spooky toy wheel | 34 |
| #444 | spooky wooden block | 16 |
| #163 | stick | 16 |
| #1092 | stick-on-a-string | 2 |
| #465 | strawberry wine | 1 |
| #434 | stringy sinew | 22 |
| #7010 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 3 |
| #4246 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 9 |
| #3170 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #4836 | stuffed angry cow | 7 |
| #7832 | stuffed astral badger | 2 |
| #8950 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #5189 | stuffed cocoabo | 6 |
| #6373 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 4 |
| #5826 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 5 |
| #5754 | stuffed hand turkey | 5 |
| #5757 | stuffed mind flayer | 5 |
| #5815 | stuffed scary death orb | 5 |
| #7049 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 3 |
| #5159 | stuffed snowy owl | 6 |
| #7798 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 2 |
| #6286 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 4 |
| #5783 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 5 |
| #342 | sub-molecular interocitor | 10 |
| #225 | tangarita | 1 |
| #438 | tequila sunrise | 1 |
| #348 | tequila with training wheels | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1531 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #1558 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #286 | tooth | 13 |
| #1398 | toothsome rock | 5 |
| #1841 | towel | 1 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #726 | toy jet pack | 10 |
| #2127 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #814 | toy ray gun | 10 |
| #761 | toy space helmet | 10 |
| #3145 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #600 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #1132 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #872 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 10 |
| #514 | vodka and cranberry | 2 |
| #465 | vodka martini | 1 |
| #479 | wheel | 8 |
| #648 | whiskey and cola | 1 |
| #411 | whiskey and soda | 1 |
| #513 | whiskey sour | 2 |
| #791 | white Canadian | 1 |
| #647 | white candy heart | 13 |
| #489 | white lightning | 15 |
| #415 | wine spritzer | 1 |
| #65 | yellow brick road | 24 |
| #826 | yellow candy heart | 10 |
| #1800 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #840 | yo | 10 |