| 🥈 | Abuela Crimbo's special magnet | 1 |
| #4299 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #909 | Bling of the New Wave | 1 |
| 🥇 | Book of Old-Timey Carols | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #183 | C.H.U.M. lantern | 1 |
| #1394 | CRIMBCO mug | 4 |
| #1643 | CRIMBCO wine | 2 |
| #179 | Chester's bag of candy | 1 |
| #184 | Chester's moustache | 1 |
| 🥈 | Crimbo smile | 1 |
| #16 | Crimbo stockings | 1 |
| #17 | Crimbo training manual | 1 |
| 🥇 | Crimbuccaneer war standard | 1 |
| #2662 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #15 | Dolph Bossin's Crimbo hat | 1 |
| #244 | Elf Guard MPC | 17 |
| 🥇 | Elf Guard war standard | 1 |
| #1169 | FDKOL commendation | 1 |
| #149 | Freddy Kruegerand | 35 |
| #211 | Frosty's carrot | 1 |
| #700 | Frosty's frosty mug | 1 |
| #16 | Frosty's iceball | 1 |
| #195 | Frosty's nailbat | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #487 | Hodgman's blanket | 2 |
| #81 | Hodgman's cane | 1 |
| #65 | Hodgman's lucky sock | 1 |
| #98 | Hodgman's varcolac paw | 1 |
| #870 | Jolly Roger charrrm | 1 |
| #691 | Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #487 | L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate | 1 |
| #260 | Mae West with a fly in it | 1 |
| #480 | Marquis de Poivre soda | 1 |
| #92 | Mr. Accessory Jr. | 1 |
| #215 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
| #127 | Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork | 1 |
| #197 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
| #93 | Ol' Scratch's stove door | 1 |
| #187 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
| #187 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 1 |
| #195 | Oscus's pelt | 1 |
| #66 | Ralph IX cognac | 3 |
| #118 | Saccharine Maple pendant | 1 |
| 🥇 | SalesCo sample kit | 1 |
| #96 | The Six-Pack of Pain | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Giving (used) | 1 |
| #62 | The Superconductor's CPU | 1 |
| #912 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 1 |
| #203 | Wand of Oscus | 1 |
| #1168 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #182 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 1 |
| #188 | Zombo's shield | 1 |
| #105 | Zombo's shoulder blade | 1 |
| #85 | Zombo's skull ring | 1 |
| #192 | Zombo's skullcap | 1 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #304 | bacon bath ball | 3 |
| #7431 | badass belt | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #680 | bottle of pirate juice | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #227 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #128 | cheer extractor | 1 |
| #109 | cheerful Crimbo sweater | 1 |
| #87 | cheerful antler hat | 1 |
| #86 | cheerful pajama pants | 1 |
| #504 | chocolate bath ball | 1 |
| #30 | clingfilm cap | 1 |
| #40 | clingfilm slippers | 1 |
| #34 | clingfilm trousers | 1 |
| #530 | comfy coffin | 2 |
| #170 | concentrated garbage juice | 5 |
| #112 | crotchety pants | 1 |
| #458 | crystalline cheer | 9 |
| #195 | deadly lampshade | 5 |
| #71 | dinged-up triangle | 1 |
| #152 | donated booze | 84 |
| #159 | donated candy | 83 |
| #165 | donated food | 76 |
| #129 | duct tape dockers | 1 |
| #93 | duct tape fedora | 1 |
| #1182 | encoder ring | 1 |
| #587 | extra-greasy slider | 2 |
| #634 | filth-encrusted futon | 1 |
| #338 | flamin' bindle | 2 |
| #95 | flashy pirate dreadlocks | 1 |
| #460 | freezin' bindle | 1 |
| #285 | frigid air mattress | 3 |
| #608 | fuzzy montera | 1 |
| #86 | genie's pants | 1 |
| #90 | genie's scimitar | 1 |
| #83 | genie's turbane | 1 |
| #581 | ghost of a necklace | 1 |
| #16 | gilded trumpet | 1 |
| 🥇 | hand-knitted Crimbo socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | hand-knitted diving booties | 1 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #86 | huge Crimbo cookie | 3 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #546 | jar of fermented pickle juice | 2 |
| #240 | jar of squeeze | 4 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #60 | lewd playing card | 31 |
| 🥉 | makeshift castanets | 1 |
| #19 | mime army infiltration glove | 1 |
| #227 | mime army rations | 1 |
| #151 | mime army superserum | 1 |
| #72 | mime pocket probe | 1 |
| 🥇 | mime-proof sunglasses | 1 |
| #78 | miming beret | 1 |
| #84 | miming boots | 1 |
| #100 | miming corduroys | 1 |
| #93 | miming gloves | 1 |
| #95 | miming shirt | 1 |
| #1085 | motivational poster | 2 |
| #75 | muddy pirate hat | 1 |
| #144 | myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball | 2 |
| #212 | neutron lollipop | 1 |
| 🥇 | novelty monorail ticket | 1 |
| #177 | old sweatpants | 387 |
| #14 | pack of KWE trading card | 168 |
| #105 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #100 | paperclip pants | 1 |
| #92 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #102 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| 🥇 | peppermint harpoon gun | 1 |
| #119 | pirate brochure | 1 |
| #201 | pirate cream pie | 1 |
| #16 | pirate paste | 15 |
| #727 | pirate pelvis | 1 |
| #681 | pirate shirt | 1 |
| #93 | pirate skull | 1 |
| #131 | pirate tract | 1 |
| #492 | pog #09 (pirate) | 1 |
| #243 | prussian cathouse with a fly in it | 1 |
| #525 | purple clay bead | 3 |
| #42 | reusable shopping bag | 1 |
| #72 | sharpened hubcap | 1 |
| #16 | shining star cap | 1 |
| #512 | sleazy bindle | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #236 | spooky bindle | 4 |
| #547 | spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #492 | stinkin' bindle | 1 |
| #414 | stuffed key | 136 |
| #110 | stuffed treasure chest | 353 |
| #776 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
| #257 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| #1225 | sunken chest | 1 |
| #222 | tangarita with a fly in it | 1 |
| #3947 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| 🥇 | train whistle | 1 |
| #23 | very large caltrop | 2 |
| #391 | voodoo snuff | 3 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #91 | willowy bonnet | 1 |