| #1074 | Crimboween memo | 10 |
| #98 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 33 |
| #26 | Miniborg beeper | 15 |
| #23 | Miniborg hiveminder | 15 |
| #29 | Miniborg laser | 15 |
| #30 | Miniborg stomper | 15 |
| #29 | Miniborg strangler | 15 |
| #35 | Warm Subject gift certificate | 8,728 |
| #94 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 40 |
| #2606 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
| #76 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 14 |
| #25 | black paisley oyster egg | 117 |
| #23 | black plastic oyster egg | 117 |
| #16 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 163 |
| #40 | black striped oyster egg | 75 |
| #125 | blue paisley oyster egg | 22 |
| #42 | blue plastic oyster egg | 107 |
| #74 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 33 |
| #85 | blue striped oyster egg | 39 |
| #103 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 66 |
| #155 | candied yams | 52 |
| #96 | candy stake | 49 |
| #1822 | corpse on the beach | 1 |
| #1424 | corpsedriver | 2 |
| #64 | cyborg stompin' boot | 13 |
| #408 | dollhive | 21 |
| #54 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 52 |
| #99 | gingerbread horror | 44 |
| #24 | golden ring | 455 |
| #106 | herbal stuffing | 58 |
| #458 | iGoogly | 47 |
| #58 | immense cyborg hand | 26 |
| #41 | killing feather | 328 |
| #39 | laser-broiled pear | 150 |
| #97 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 27 |
| #72 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 39 |
| #22 | leaf | 46 |
| #1976 | lucky rabbit's foot | 1 |
| #38 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 75 |
| #643 | monomolecular yo-yo | 74 |
| #310 | nanite-infested candy cane | 52 |
| #84 | nanite-infested eggnog | 46 |
| #77 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 49 |
| #77 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 48 |
| #83 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 36 |
| #48 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 39 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #1140 | orange glowstick | 1 |
| #85 | oriole-feather headdress | 14 |
| #60 | oversized fish scaler | 37 |
| #52 | polyalloy shield | 26 |
| #58 | puce plastic oyster egg | 39 |
| #35 | roasted marshmallow | 907 |
| #61 | robotronic egg | 364 |
| #49 | rogue swarmer | 342 |
| #43 | sawblade fragment | 333 |
| #104 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 12 |
| #92 | spooky eggnog | 40 |
| #1377 | string of blue beads | 7 |
| #1386 | string of green beads | 7 |
| #1209 | string of red beads | 9 |
| #576 | teddy borg | 15 |
| #52 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 13 |
| #46 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 13 |
| #62 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 13 |
| #67 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 13 |
| #60 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 13 |
| #118 | tofurkey gravy | 59 |
| #123 | tofurkey leg | 59 |
| #320 | tomb ratchet | 1 |
| #78 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 14 |
| #1444 | toy hoverpad | 2 |
| 🥇 | tropical Crimbo pressie | 1 |
| #148 | unlocked meat locker | 1 |
| #36 | unstable laser battery | 289 |
| #66 | vibrating cyborg knife | 35 |
| #22 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 105 |
| #51 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 75 |
| #2115 | yellow snowcone | 1 |