| #1458 | Amulet of Yendor | 1 |
| #748 | Blackfly Chardonnay | 1 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #305 | Crimboween memo | 29 |
| #755 | Ent cider | 5 |
| #57 | Hanukkimbo dreidl | 1 |
| #227 | Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card | 1 |
| #1364 | Mad Train wine | 8 |
| #1560 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 2 |
| #530 | McMillicancuddy's Special Lager | 1 |
| #2245 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 1 |
| #233 | Poison Oak trading card | 1 |
| #1061 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 3 |
| #736 | Supernova Champagne | 1 |
| #126 | Tiki lighter | 3 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #1777 | Valentine | 4 |
| #90 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 42 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #570 | astral mushroom | 11 |
| #1619 | astronaut pants | 2 |
| #97 | ball-in-a-cup | 2 |
| #90 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 12 |
| #561 | black paisley oyster egg | 9 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1297 | blood flower | 2 |
| #1676 | blue plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #580 | blue striped oyster egg | 8 |
| #174 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 1 |
| #392 | bottle of Calcutta Emerald | 1 |
| #379 | bottle of Definit | 1 |
| #414 | bottle of Domesticated Turkey | 1 |
| #386 | bottle of Jorge Sinsonte | 1 |
| #399 | bottle of Lieutenant Freeman | 1 |
| #624 | bottle of Pinot Renoir | 1 |
| #680 | bottle of popskull | 1 |
| #1072 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 1 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #1223 | brine | 3 |
| #1591 | can of Binarrrca | 2 |
| #840 | can of Red Minotaur | 2 |
| #213 | can of fake snow | 2 |
| #2396 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 2 |
| #2360 | candied yams | 2 |
| #1678 | candy cane | 17 |
| #128 | candy stake | 36 |
| #1823 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #2111 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #3274 | club necklace | 1 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #200 | cool mushroom wine | 1 |
| #385 | cursed bottle of black-label rum | 2 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #179 | deactivated MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #53 | deck of tropical cards | 6 |
| #1478 | defective skull | 1 |
| #477 | dense meat stack | 100 |
| #3286 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #1062 | dusty bottle of Merlot | 1 |
| #1060 | dusty bottle of Port | 1 |
| #1015 | dusty bottle of Zinfandel | 1 |
| #992 | eggnog | 14 |
| #254 | especially salty dog | 1 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #149 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 27 |
| #2422 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #2392 | felt | 1 |
| #303 | fez of etymology | 1 |
| #48 | fine wine | 650 |
| #1346 | fire | 2 |
| #321 | flaming mushroom wine | 1 |
| #168 | flat mushroom wine | 1 |
| #1512 | fruitcake | 9 |
| #136 | gilded ancient cursed chest | 2 |
| #1071 | gingerbread bugbear | 19 |
| #175 | gingerbread horror | 25 |
| #365 | gloomy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #222 | grass blade | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #1910 | green beer | 1 |
| #594 | green-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #984 | guy made of bee pollen | 1 |
| #2400 | hamethyst | 1 |
| #3384 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #275 | ice stein | 1 |
| #275 | icy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #134 | imitation nice watch | 1 |
| #1370 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #1883 | joybuzzer | 1 |
| #1898 | kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #146 | knob mushroom wine | 1 |
| #156 | knoll mushroom wine | 1 |
| #1486 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #1171 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #2028 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #1347 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #2078 | mafia aria | 1 |
| #248 | makeshift cape | 1 |
| #195 | makeshift crane | 1 |
| #171 | makeshift skirt | 1 |
| #181 | makeshift turban | 1 |
| #1293 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #971 | mauve striped oyster egg | 4 |
| #9 | meatspout staff | 13 |
| #104 | ninja pirate zombie robot head | 1 |
| #2534 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1734 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1583 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #278 | oily mushroom wine | 1 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #539 | orange and black Crimboween candy | 5 |
| #861 | orange snowcone | 1 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #956 | pack of KWE trading card | 3 |
| #619 | papaya slung | 1 |
| #70 | penguin-smacking club | 1 |
| #332 | phish stick | 3 |
| #196 | pointy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #2213 | porquoise | 1 |
| #1713 | possessed top | 2 |
| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2253 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #464 | purple-frosted astral cupcake | 2 |
| #2248 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #914 | red plastic oyster egg | 5 |
| #1169 | [2108]rock | 2 |
| #3637 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3660 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3658 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3650 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #1479 | scroll of pasta summoning | 1 |
| #116 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 11 |
| #598 | sleeping snowy owl | 4 |
| #3320 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #166 | spooky eggnog | 23 |
| #391 | spooky hockey mask | 4 |
| #234 | spooky mushroom wine | 1 |
| #1520 | stick-on-a-string | 1 |
| #8936 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #8943 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #3170 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #8864 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #8975 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #8950 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #64 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1,234 |
| #8831 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #88 | stuffed dodecapede | 123 |
| #3202 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #8925 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8973 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8979 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #8912 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #8941 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #8963 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8804 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8884 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8881 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8893 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #777 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #1487 | support cummerbund | 1 |
| #285 | sword behind inappropriate prepositions | 1 |
| #2033 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #42 | time helmet | 1 |
| #141 | time sword | 1 |
| #8189 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4234 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #129 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 8 |
| #272 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 5 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #102 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 10 |
| #8250 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8124 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #8218 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4495 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8184 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #162 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 8 |
| #8057 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #6147 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 2 |
| #8067 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #4344 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #203 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 6 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8135 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #2814 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #217 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 7 |
| #1791 | toothsome rock | 3 |
| #477 | tortoise's blessing | 3 |
| #1580 | towel | 2 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #1689 | toy jet pack | 2 |
| #2127 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #1815 | toy ray gun | 2 |
| #1722 | toy space helmet | 2 |
| #478 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #2765 | tree-eating kite | 2 |
| #600 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #101 | tropical wrapping paper | 7 |
| #148 | unlocked meat locker | 1 |
| #667 | vampire collar | 1 |
| #2525 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1642 | vinegar | 1 |
| #871 | white chocolate and tomato pizza | 1 |
| #2054 | wind-up chattering teeth | 1 |
| #509 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #1454 | x-ray specs | 1 |
| #1180 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #881 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #2117 | yellow snowcone | 1 |
| #2204 | yo | 1 |
| #125 | yuletide troll chrysalis | 1 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |