| #4297 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #1047 | CRIMBCO scrip | 50 |
| #740 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 1 |
| #821 | Crimbuck | 998 |
| #2269 | Drowsy Sword | 2 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #944 | Goodfella contract | 2 |
| #772 | Jack-in-the-box | 5 |
| #725 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 1 |
| #3015 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 3 |
| #11 | Misty Cloak | 138 |
| #482 | Red Rover BB gun | 5 |
| #2542 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #1804 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #6540 | badass belt | 2 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #499 | blue class ring | 4 |
| #3304 | bottle of goofballs | 4 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #637 | bunny liver | 4 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #1152 | designer handbag | 1 |
| #4233 | easter egg balloon | 2 |
| #1302 | empty agua de vida bottle | 1 |
| #50 | exotic parrot egg | 1 |
| #473 | figurine of a charred seal | 6 |
| #465 | figurine of a cold seal | 11 |
| #352 | figurine of a shadowy seal | 3 |
| #586 | figurine of a slippery seal | 1 |
| #134 | figurine of a stinking seal | 17 |
| #422 | figurine of a wretched-looking seal | 1 |
| #304 | figurine of an ancient seal | 1 |
| #137 | filthy lucre | 190 |
| #4737 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #21 | glob of Blank-Out | 1 |
| #493 | green clay bead | 13 |
| #4475 | grue egg | 2 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #2517 | obsidian dagger | 3 |
| #44 | odor extractor | 5 |
| #1800 | old sweatpants | 5 |
| #153 | outrageous sombrero | 1 |
| #141 | paperclip sproinger | 1 |
| #435 | pink clay bead | 25 |
| #392 | purple clay bead | 6 |
| #521 | red class ring | 14 |
| #447 | red-and-green sweater | 4 |
| 🥇 | rxr shield | 1 |
| #678 | shredded hellseal hide | 2 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #2772 | spectre scepter | 4 |
| #2301 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 8 |
| #6294 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 4 |
| #6274 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 4 |
| #2068 | stuffed Meat | 11 |
| #4836 | stuffed angry cow | 7 |
| #4577 | stuffed astral badger | 8 |
| #5283 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 6 |
| #5189 | stuffed cocoabo | 6 |
| #5316 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 6 |
| #5338 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 6 |
| #4591 | stuffed hand turkey | 8 |
| #1808 | stuffed key | 11 |
| #4580 | stuffed mind flayer | 8 |
| #2233 | stuffed monocle | 9 |
| #142 | stuffed porpoise | 1 |
| #5346 | stuffed scary death orb | 6 |
| #8963 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #6198 | stuffed snowy owl | 4 |
| #5326 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 6 |
| #6286 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 4 |
| #2226 | stuffed teddy butler | 9 |
| #1967 | stuffed tin of caviar | 13 |
| #1549 | stuffed treasure chest | 18 |
| #5322 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 6 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #174 | tin star | 1 |
| 🥉 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 236 |
| #277 | turtle pheromones | 12 |
| #497 | wad of cotton | 5 |
| #630 | white class ring | 8 |
| #737 | worthless gewgaw | 2 |
| #862 | worthless knick-knack | 2 |
| #477 | worthless trinket | 5 |
| #360 | wumpus hair | 3 |