| #4299 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #1048 | CRIMBCO scrip | 50 |
| #738 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 1 |
| #821 | Crimbuck | 998 |
| #2266 | Drowsy Sword | 2 |
| #2383 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #943 | Goodfella contract | 2 |
| #771 | Jack-in-the-box | 5 |
| #720 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 1 |
| #3013 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 3 |
| #8 | Misty Cloak | 138 |
| #483 | Red Rover BB gun | 5 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #1783 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #6543 | badass belt | 2 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #493 | blue class ring | 4 |
| #3302 | bottle of goofballs | 4 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #632 | bunny liver | 4 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #1149 | designer handbag | 1 |
| #4232 | easter egg balloon | 2 |
| #1300 | empty agua de vida bottle | 1 |
| #49 | exotic parrot egg | 1 |
| #475 | figurine of a charred seal | 6 |
| #465 | figurine of a cold seal | 11 |
| #352 | figurine of a shadowy seal | 3 |
| #586 | figurine of a slippery seal | 1 |
| #135 | figurine of a stinking seal | 17 |
| #421 | figurine of a wretched-looking seal | 1 |
| #303 | figurine of an ancient seal | 1 |
| #135 | filthy lucre | 190 |
| #4728 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #21 | glob of Blank-Out | 1 |
| #490 | green clay bead | 13 |
| #4471 | grue egg | 2 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #2522 | obsidian dagger | 3 |
| #44 | odor extractor | 5 |
| #1796 | old sweatpants | 5 |
| #153 | outrageous sombrero | 1 |
| #141 | paperclip sproinger | 1 |
| #431 | pink clay bead | 25 |
| #390 | purple clay bead | 6 |
| #514 | red class ring | 14 |
| #449 | red-and-green sweater | 4 |
| 🥇 | rxr shield | 1 |
| #677 | shredded hellseal hide | 2 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #2769 | spectre scepter | 4 |
| #2294 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 8 |
| #6284 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 4 |
| #6262 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 4 |
| #2061 | stuffed Meat | 11 |
| #4827 | stuffed angry cow | 7 |
| #4567 | stuffed astral badger | 8 |
| #5275 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 6 |
| #5175 | stuffed cocoabo | 6 |
| #5307 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 6 |
| #5330 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 6 |
| #4580 | stuffed hand turkey | 8 |
| #1802 | stuffed key | 11 |
| #4572 | stuffed mind flayer | 8 |
| #2227 | stuffed monocle | 9 |
| #142 | stuffed porpoise | 1 |
| #5337 | stuffed scary death orb | 6 |
| #8951 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #6188 | stuffed snowy owl | 4 |
| #5314 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 6 |
| #6270 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 4 |
| #2222 | stuffed teddy butler | 9 |
| #1962 | stuffed tin of caviar | 13 |
| #1550 | stuffed treasure chest | 18 |
| #5312 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 6 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #174 | tin star | 1 |
| 🥉 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 236 |
| #279 | turtle pheromones | 12 |
| #496 | wad of cotton | 5 |
| #625 | white class ring | 8 |
| #734 | worthless gewgaw | 2 |
| #861 | worthless knick-knack | 2 |
| #475 | worthless trinket | 5 |
| #357 | wumpus hair | 3 |