| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #1732 | Cloaca grenade | 1 |
| #1496 | Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #1153 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #1488 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #903 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #612 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #967 | Colander of Em-er'il | 3 |
| #2374 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #1014 | Mad Train wine | 27 |
| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #128 | New Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #1610 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 2 |
| #454 | Steal This Candy | 3 |
| #574 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #596 | bilge wine | 7 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #980 | borg sock monkey | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1565 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 3 |
| #200 | cool mushroom wine | 1 |
| #307 | cruelty-free wine | 7 |
| #593 | cyborg doll | 2 |
| #1245 | cyborg stompin' boot | 2 |
| #1000 | filthy corduroys | 1 |
| #324 | filthy hippy poncho | 1 |
| #972 | filthy knitted dread sack | 1 |
| #602 | filthy pestle | 1 |
| #880 | fine wine | 1 |
| #321 | flaming mushroom wine | 1 |
| #168 | flat mushroom wine | 1 |
| #67 | gloomy mushroom wine | 10 |
| #692 | golden ring | 40 |
| #1919 | immense cyborg hand | 2 |
| #989 | killing feather | 42 |
| #737 | laser-broiled pear | 12 |
| #456 | longhaired hippy wig | 1 |
| #575 | marionette collective | 1 |
| #1136 | monomolecular yo-yo | 15 |
| #836 | mylar scout drone | 5 |
| #2043 | nanite-infested candy cane | 4 |
| #1929 | nanite-infested eggnog | 3 |
| #2618 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 2 |
| #2030 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 3 |
| #102 | oily mushroom wine | 4 |
| #435 | orange peel hat | 1 |
| #1088 | oversized fish scaler | 5 |
| #196 | pointy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #2126 | polyalloy shield | 1 |
| #620 | roboduck-on-a-string | 2 |
| #704 | robotronic egg | 41 |
| #1488 | rogue swarmer | 40 |
| #1335 | sawblade fragment | 41 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #251 | stinky mushroom wine | 1 |
| #1592 | teddy borg | 2 |
| #333 | thistle wine | 6 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #2176 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 3 |
| #2776 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 2 |
| #1511 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 3 |
| #2092 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 2 |
| #3079 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #2168 | tiny plastic G Imp | 3 |
| #1761 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 4 |
| #3874 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #2763 | tiny plastic Hellion | 2 |
| #2163 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 3 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #2195 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 3 |
| #3871 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2121 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 3 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #2829 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 2 |
| #3856 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #1510 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 5 |
| #3942 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3977 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3963 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #2795 | tiny plastic blooper | 2 |
| #3954 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #2146 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 3 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #3876 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #2183 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 3 |
| #2814 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 2 |
| #3902 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #1764 | tiny plastic goth giant | 4 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #3994 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #2783 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 2 |
| #1559 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #2144 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 3 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #1727 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 4 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #2123 | tiny plastic warwelf | 3 |
| #3846 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #477 | toy deathbot | 2 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #1654 | unstable laser battery | 33 |
| #1777 | vibrating cyborg knife | 4 |