| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #1728 | Cloaca grenade | 1 |
| #1496 | Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #1151 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #1486 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1418 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #904 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1426 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #610 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #968 | Colander of Em-er'il | 3 |
| #2376 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #1013 | Mad Train wine | 27 |
| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #129 | New Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #1607 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 2 |
| #453 | Steal This Candy | 3 |
| #575 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #595 | bilge wine | 7 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #981 | borg sock monkey | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1565 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 3 |
| #199 | cool mushroom wine | 1 |
| #305 | cruelty-free wine | 7 |
| #594 | cyborg doll | 2 |
| #1247 | cyborg stompin' boot | 2 |
| #999 | filthy corduroys | 1 |
| #323 | filthy hippy poncho | 1 |
| #971 | filthy knitted dread sack | 1 |
| #602 | filthy pestle | 1 |
| #880 | fine wine | 1 |
| #322 | flaming mushroom wine | 1 |
| #169 | flat mushroom wine | 1 |
| #67 | gloomy mushroom wine | 10 |
| #693 | golden ring | 40 |
| #1922 | immense cyborg hand | 2 |
| #990 | killing feather | 42 |
| #737 | laser-broiled pear | 12 |
| #454 | longhaired hippy wig | 1 |
| #575 | marionette collective | 1 |
| #1136 | monomolecular yo-yo | 15 |
| #836 | mylar scout drone | 5 |
| #2043 | nanite-infested candy cane | 4 |
| #1928 | nanite-infested eggnog | 3 |
| #2620 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 2 |
| #2028 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 3 |
| #101 | oily mushroom wine | 4 |
| #434 | orange peel hat | 1 |
| #1090 | oversized fish scaler | 5 |
| #196 | pointy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #2128 | polyalloy shield | 1 |
| #620 | roboduck-on-a-string | 2 |
| #702 | robotronic egg | 41 |
| #1489 | rogue swarmer | 40 |
| #1335 | sawblade fragment | 41 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #249 | stinky mushroom wine | 1 |
| #1591 | teddy borg | 2 |
| #333 | thistle wine | 6 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #2176 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 3 |
| #2771 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 2 |
| #1510 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 3 |
| #2091 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 2 |
| #3073 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #2166 | tiny plastic G Imp | 3 |
| #1758 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 4 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #2759 | tiny plastic Hellion | 2 |
| #2162 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 3 |
| #3070 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #2194 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 3 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2118 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 3 |
| #3885 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #2827 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 2 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #1508 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 5 |
| #3933 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #2791 | tiny plastic blooper | 2 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #2144 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 3 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3931 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #2180 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 3 |
| #2812 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 2 |
| #3898 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #1763 | tiny plastic goth giant | 4 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #3889 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #3831 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #2778 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 2 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #2140 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 3 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #3856 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #1722 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 4 |
| #3836 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #2121 | tiny plastic warwelf | 3 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #477 | toy deathbot | 2 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #1655 | unstable laser battery | 33 |
| #1779 | vibrating cyborg knife | 4 |