| #312 | Cerebral Crossbow | 1 |
| #1731 | Cloaca grenade | 1 |
| #1495 | Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #1151 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #903 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #4249 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1391 | Dyspepsi grenade | 3 |
| #1340 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 16 |
| #903 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 2 |
| #1417 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #857 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #105 | Jumbo Dr. Lucifer | 111 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #2245 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 1 |
| #428 | Mob Penguin protection contract | 6 |
| #843 | Orcish baseball cap | 1 |
| #785 | Orcish frat-paddle | 1 |
| #216 | Thorny Toad trading card | 1 |
| #574 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #61 | Time Juice | 8 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #692 | atomic vector plotter | 3 |
| #6540 | badass belt | 2 |
| #675 | barbed-wire fence | 4 |
| #770 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 2 |
| #813 | black snowcone | 1 |
| #1331 | bottle of gin | 1 |
| #5026 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #1586 | bottle of rum | 1 |
| #1261 | bottle of vodka | 1 |
| #1506 | bottle of whiskey | 1 |
| #7453 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #4785 | candy cane | 1 |
| #1758 | capacitor relay | 1 |
| #153 | cast-iron legacy paddle | 1 |
| #997 | cheap toaster | 2 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #883 | commemorative war stein | 1 |
| #1056 | computronic processing unit | 1 |
| #930 | draggin' ball hat | 1 |
| #1476 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #3662 | easter egg balloon | 3 |
| #870 | empty blowgun | 1 |
| #952 | f3d0r4 | 1 |
| #750 | fake plastic grass | 2 |
| #3836 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 1 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #4737 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #1727 | giant pinky ring | 4 |
| #3939 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #358 | hot pink lipstick | 1 |
| #1026 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 1 |
| #1776 | ion grid | 1 |
| #834 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 2 |
| #896 | leather mask | 1 |
| #492 | left half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #303 | miniature carton of clove cigarettes | 1 |
| #599 | mullet wig | 1 |
| #1042 | nanite-infested eggnog | 5 |
| #3424 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #108 | oily golden mushroom | 4 |
| #289 | perforated battle paddle | 12 |
| #747 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #331 | pine tar | 1 |
| #820 | quantum polarity inducer | 2 |
| #1005 | recursive spline reticulator | 1 |
| #843 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 2 |
| #683 | safarrri hat | 1 |
| #104 | sequined fez | 1 |
| #829 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 2 |
| 🥈 | set of Unobtainium straps | 1 |
| #1398 | spooky bicycle chain | 1 |
| #1487 | support cummerbund | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #411 | tiny balloon knife | 1 |
| #1636 | tiny house | 2 |
| #382 | tiny knife and fork | 1 |
| #463 | tiny maracas | 1 |
| #8189 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1531 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #4541 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8093 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8218 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8057 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8067 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8100 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1558 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #8135 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #673 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 7 |