| #2773 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #1199 | Corpse Island iced tea | 3 |
| #1927 | Daffy Taffy | 1 |
| #534 | Danglin' Chad's loincloth | 1 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #2224 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 3 |
| #5055 | badass belt | 5 |
| #753 | bag of lard | 1 |
| #1912 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #671 | beer helmet | 1 |
| #37 | beholed bedsheet | 14 |
| #694 | black greaves | 1 |
| #694 | black helmet | 1 |
| #726 | black sword | 1 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| #2621 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #5907 | box of sunshine | 4 |
| #2708 | brick | 1 |
| #593 | bullet-proof corduroys | 1 |
| #790 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 11 |
| #1439 | candied yams | 5 |
| #2397 | candy stake | 3 |
| #1823 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #1978 | club necklace | 3 |
| #1822 | corpse on the beach | 1 |
| #1027 | corpsetini | 4 |
| #840 | cyborg stompin' boot | 3 |
| #1478 | defective skull | 1 |
| #999 | diamond necklace | 7 |
| #819 | disembodied brain | 1 |
| #587 | distressed denim pants | 1 |
| #2970 | easter egg balloon | 5 |
| #1288 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #431 | fire poi | 2 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #292 | giant cactus quill | 2 |
| #452 | giant foam finger | 2 |
| #3939 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #2303 | gingerbread horror | 3 |
| #939 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 5 |
| #303 | goatskin umbrella | 4 |
| #3471 | grue egg | 4 |
| #647 | happiness | 1 |
| #1071 | heart necklace | 7 |
| #1241 | herb brownies | 1 |
| #1292 | herbal stuffing | 5 |
| #837 | herbs | 3 |
| #125 | hippopotamus pants | 1 |
| #758 | immense cyborg hand | 6 |
| #144 | invisible bag | 6 |
| #569 | irradiated candy cane | 7 |
| #505 | keg shield | 1 |
| #737 | laser-broiled pear | 12 |
| #1977 | lucky rabbit's foot | 1 |
| #3074 | nanite-infested candy cane | 2 |
| #3218 | nanite-infested eggnog | 1 |
| #1022 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 5 |
| #1086 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 5 |
| #278 | oily mushroom wine | 1 |
| #520 | oversized pipe | 2 |
| #955 | pack of KWE trading card | 3 |
| #1060 | personalized birthday cake | 1 |
| #1726 | pixellated candy heart | 2 |
| #326 | pointed stick | 2 |
| #315 | polyalloy shield | 9 |
| #1277 | portable corkscrew | 2 |
| #577 | reinforced beaded headband | 1 |
| #1169 | [2108]rock | 2 |
| #587 | rogue swarmer | 69 |
| #546 | round purple sunglasses | 2 |
| #2723 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 2 |
| #2794 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 2 |
| #1123 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 7 |
| #735 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 10 |
| #627 | sawblade fragment | 62 |
| 🥈 | set of Unobtainium straps | 1 |
| #357 | shot of rotgut | 1 |
| #938 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #1043 | spade necklace | 7 |
| #1486 | spooky eggnog | 4 |
| #1707 | stringy sinew | 2 |
| #1907 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 26 |
| #1298 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 39 |
| #1531 | stuffed angry cow | 33 |
| #1732 | stuffed astral badger | 30 |
| #1406 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 37 |
| #1767 | stuffed cocoabo | 28 |
| #1826 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 28 |
| #1543 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 34 |
| #1816 | stuffed hand turkey | 29 |
| #1924 | stuffed mind flayer | 27 |
| #1993 | stuffed scary death orb | 26 |
| #1787 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 29 |
| #1996 | stuffed snowy owl | 25 |
| #1764 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 29 |
| #2071 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 24 |
| #2055 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 25 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #1531 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #1558 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #1620 | tofurkey gravy | 4 |
| #1611 | tofurkey leg | 4 |
| #1404 | tooth | 1 |
| 🥇 | tropical Crimbo pressie | 1 |
| #586 | unstable laser battery | 59 |
| #873 | vibrating cyborg knife | 8 |
| #673 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 7 |
| #1934 | whoopie cushion | 1 |
| #129 | witch hat | 6 |
| #421 | yohohoyo | 3 |