| #71 | 100-Watt bulb | 1 |
| #2381 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #1677 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #4245 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #189 | Deactivated O. A. F. | 4 |
| #2662 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #1940 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #1106 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 2 |
| #1689 | Feynman gate | 1 |
| #1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1987 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #403 | Meat detector | 1 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #2226 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 3 |
| #1079 | annoying pitchfork | 1 |
| #2065 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #1089 | atomic vector plotter | 1 |
| #115 | attention spanner | 1 |
| #353 | baconstone bracelet | 1 |
| #2547 | badass belt | 19 |
| #133 | badger badge | 1 |
| #1023 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 1 |
| #212 | bone collar | 1 |
| #43 | bottle of perfume | 1 |
| #1591 | can of Binarrrca | 2 |
| #1782 | candy stake | 4 |
| #1757 | capacitor relay | 1 |
| #1810 | carbon nanotube frame | 1 |
| #543 | chintzy disco ball pendant | 1 |
| #2492 | club necklace | 2 |
| #1057 | computronic processing unit | 1 |
| #58 | dental pliers | 1 |
| #1183 | easter egg balloon | 21 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #401 | eye-pod | 1 |
| #291 | false eyelashes | 1 |
| #1291 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #2423 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #1759 | fire | 1 |
| #379 | flaming glowsticks | 1 |
| #2301 | gingerbread horror | 3 |
| #882 | green balloon | 1 |
| #215 | hamethyst bracelet | 1 |
| #3379 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #1111 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 1 |
| #357 | hot pink lipstick | 1 |
| #1027 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 1 |
| #323 | iced-out bling | 1 |
| #1371 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #1776 | ion grid | 1 |
| #1082 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 1 |
| #385 | jar of swamp gas | 100 |
| #1288 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #1294 | lead necklace | 1 |
| #327 | limburger biker boots | 1 |
| #1725 | logic synthesizer | 1 |
| #1349 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #387 | magnifying glass | 1 |
| #750 | many-eyed glasses | 1 |
| #335 | meatcar model | 1 |
| #199 | menorette | 1 |
| #302 | miniature carton of clove cigarettes | 1 |
| #138 | miniature dormouse | 1 |
| #364 | moonglasses | 1 |
| #396 | palm-frond toupee | 1 |
| #1584 | pants of the Slug Lord | 1 |
| #682 | personalized birthday cake | 2 |
| #2714 | pet rock | 1 |
| #1653 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 1 |
| #1884 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 1 |
| #1205 | piece of wedding cake | 1 |
| #166 | porquoise bracelet | 2 |
| #2220 | possessed top | 1 |
| #1150 | prehistoric spear | 2 |
| #730 | prosthetic forehead | 1 |
| #1069 | quantum polarity inducer | 1 |
| #2248 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #1006 | recursive spline reticulator | 1 |
| #1109 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 1 |
| #407 | rhesus monkey | 1 |
| #1430 | [2108]rock | 1 |
| #3634 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3657 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3655 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #2728 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 2 |
| #1089 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 1 |
| #509 | skewer-mounted razor blade | 1 |
| #1807 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #149 | smile-sharpening stone | 1 |
| #2624 | spooky eggnog | 2 |
| #1856 | spooky felt | 1 |
| #1890 | spooky length of string | 1 |
| #1600 | spooky stuffing | 1 |
| #1571 | spooky toy wheel | 1 |
| #1768 | spooky wooden block | 1 |
| #84 | spoon! | 1 |
| #1026 | stick | 1 |
| #686 | stick of "gum" | 2 |
| #1520 | stick-on-a-string | 1 |
| #8926 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #8929 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #3171 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #8850 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #8963 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #8938 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8820 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #8912 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8958 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8969 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #8902 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #8935 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #8951 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8794 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8871 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8868 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8883 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #553 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| #1050 | sub-molecular interocitor | 1 |
| #766 | sucky decal | 1 |
| #269 | teddy bear sewing kit | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #325 | tiny Mountie hat | 1 |
| #382 | tiny knife and fork | 1 |
| #101 | tiny makeup kit | 1 |
| #463 | tiny maracas | 1 |
| #96 | tiny nose-bone fetish | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #925 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #1404 | tooth | 1 |
| #2083 | toothsome rock | 2 |
| #1556 | toy crazy train | 3 |
| #2210 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #2128 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #1815 | toy ray gun | 2 |
| #1722 | toy space helmet | 2 |
| #3145 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #158 | tuning fork | 1 |
| #1600 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 3 |
| #517 | viking helmet | 13 |
| #1538 | wheel | 1 |
| #2053 | wind-up chattering teeth | 1 |
| #1803 | yo | 2 |