| 🥉 | Cocktails of the Age of Sail (used) | 1 |
| #2376 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #644 | Rock and Roll Legend | 1 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #734 | Sneaky Pete's breath spray | 1 |
| #1110 | Spam Witch sammich | 1 |
| #477 | Spooky-Gro fertilizer | 1 |
| #1956 | Tasty Fun Good rice candy | 1 |
| #494 | Thwaitgold amoeba statuette | 1 |
| #244 | Thwaitgold anti-moth statuette | 1 |
| #1570 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #498 | Thwaitgold bug statuette | 1 |
| #1013 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #403 | Thwaitgold chigger statuette | 1 |
| #1400 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 1 |
| #232 | Thwaitgold fairyfly statue | 1 |
| #1939 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #306 | Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette | 1 |
| #307 | Thwaitgold metabug statuette | 1 |
| #1280 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 1 |
| #252 | Thwaitgold splendor beetle statuette | 1 |
| #1929 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 2 |
| #126 | Thwaitgold time fly statuette | 1 |
| #516 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 1 |
| #1307 | Trollhouse cookies | 1 |
| #711 | Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix | 1 |
| #874 | Warm Subject gift certificate | 6 |
| #1953 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 1 |
| #2959 | Yummy Tummy bean | 1 |
| #415 | ring of increase damage | 1 |
| #1430 | [2108]rock | 1 |
| #822 | rocky raccoon | 1 |
| #2679 | rogue swarmer | 1 |
| #855 | royal jelly | 1 |
| #558 | rubber axe | 1 |
| #1959 | rubber emo roe | 1 |
| #1004 | ruby W | 1 |
| #848 | rusty grave robbing shovel | 1 |
| #318 | rusty metal ring | 1 |
| #325 | rusty metal shaft | 1 |
| #885 | sabre teeth | 1 |
| #682 | safarrri hat | 1 |
| #745 | sake bomb | 1 |
| #981 | salamander spleen | 1 |
| #1704 | saucepan | 1 |
| #2590 | sawblade fragment | 1 |
| #1295 | scroll of drastic healing | 1 |
| #1479 | scroll of pasta summoning | 1 |
| #1113 | scrumptious reagent | 1 |
| #1102 | seal tooth | 1 |
| #1668 | seal-clubbing club | 1 |
| #1051 | seal-skull helmet | 1 |
| #1089 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 1 |
| #771 | shingle | 1 |
| #2570 | shiny ring | 2 |
| #686 | six pack of Mountain Stream | 1 |
| #534 | sk8board | 1 |
| #1413 | skeleton bone | 1 |
| #944 | skeleton key | 1 |
| #438 | skeleton key ring | 1 |
| #789 | skewer | 1 |
| #509 | skewer-mounted razor blade | 1 |
| #1807 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #336 | sleaze nuggets | 1 |
| #319 | sleaze powder | 1 |
| #591 | small box | 1 |
| #1016 | smart skull | 1 |
| #941 | smoky potion | 1 |
| #969 | snifter of thoroughly aged brandy | 1 |
| #799 | snowboarder pants | 1 |
| #1335 | soft green echo eyedrop antidote | 1 |
| #796 | sonar-in-a-biscuit | 1 |
| #1062 | spices | 1 |
| #159 | spicy mushroom quesadilla | 1 |
| #1159 | spider web | 1 |
| #823 | spiked femur | 1 |
| #1397 | spooky bicycle chain | 1 |
| #1368 | spooky cosmetics bag | 1 |
| #3326 | spooky eggnog | 1 |
| #1063 | spooky eyeliner | 1 |
| #1856 | spooky felt | 1 |
| #1085 | spooky lipstick | 1 |
| #1575 | spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #391 | spooky nuggets | 1 |
| #365 | spooky powder | 1 |
| #1156 | spooky shrunken head | 1 |
| #277 | spooky staff | 1 |
| #1219 | spooky stick | 1 |
| #1571 | spooky toy wheel | 1 |
| #682 | spork | 1 |
| #1066 | spring | 1 |
| #1059 | sprocket | 1 |
| #1130 | squashed frog | 1 |
| #853 | stalk of asparagus | 1 |
| #999 | star | 1 |
| #309 | star buckler | 1 |
| #918 | star chart | 1 |
| #459 | star crossbow | 1 |
| #604 | star hat | 1 |
| #307 | star staff | 1 |
| #419 | star sword | 1 |
| #374 | stench nuggets | 1 |
| #822 | stinky mushroom | 1 |
| #1819 | stolen accordion | 1 |
| #1396 | stone of eXtreme power | 1 |
| #1930 | stringy sinew | 1 |
| #4796 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #3041 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #2643 | stuffing | 1 |
| #565 | styrofoam ore | 1 |
| #766 | sucky decal | 1 |
| #1225 | sunken chest | 1 |
| #717 | suntan lotion of moxiousness | 1 |
| #1297 | super-spiky hair gel | 1 |
| #964 | swashbuckling pants | 1 |
| #928 | swirly potion | 1 |
| #1213 | tamarind-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #349 | tambourine | 1 |
| #730 | tambourine bells | 1 |
| #383 | targeting chip | 1 |
| #616 | tassel | 1 |
| #773 | tattered scrap of paper | 1 |
| #601 | tenderizing hammer | 1 |
| #1434 | theoretical string | 1 |
| #1623 | thin black candle | 1 |
| #1702 | tiny house | 1 |
| #463 | tiny maracas | 1 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Boris | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Jarlsberg | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #50 | tiny plastic Sneaky Pete | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Susie | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #1124 | tiny shaker of salt | 1 |
| #896 | tires | 1 |
| #872 | titanium assault umbrella | 2 |
| #3149 | toast | 1 |
| #1135 | tomato | 1 |
| #2525 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #1592 | toy hoverpad | 1 |
| #2210 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #3145 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #1787 | turtle totem | 1 |
| #539 | twinkly nuggets | 1 |
| #516 | twinkly powder | 1 |
| #680 | uncooked chorizo | 1 |
| #695 | unidentified jerky | 1 |
| #610 | unrefined Mountain Stream syrup | 1 |
| #2814 | unstable laser battery | 1 |
| #1908 | useless powder | 1 |
| #2412 | valuable trinket | 1 |
| #321 | vial of patchouli oil | 1 |
| #2591 | vibrating cyborg knife | 1 |
| #1042 | viking helmet | 1 |
| #2758 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 1 |
| #894 | vorpal blade | 1 |
| #1101 | wad of dough | 1 |
| #697 | wad of tofu | 1 |
| #684 | walrus-tusk earring | 1 |
| #631 | warm mushroom | 1 |
| #1538 | wheel | 1 |
| #962 | white chocolate chips | 1 |
| #586 | white collar | 1 |
| #1023 | white pixel | 1 |
| #807 | white satin pants | 1 |
| #1059 | white snake skin | 1 |
| #854 | white sword | 1 |
| #1937 | whoopie cushion | 1 |
| #2053 | wind-up chattering teeth | 1 |
| #811 | windchimes | 1 |
| #1246 | wolf mask | 1 |
| #813 | wooden stakes | 1 |
| #778 | worthless trinket | 1 |
| #1047 | wussiness potion | 1 |
| #1796 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2817 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1328 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2120 | yellow snowcone | 1 |
| #1635 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1736 | yeti fur | 1 |