| 🥈 | Abuela Crimbo's special magnet | 1 |
| #634 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 2 |
| #699 | CRIMBCO scrip | 190 |
| #1845 | Corpse Island iced tea | 1 |
| #107 | Crimbo crystal shards | 1 |
| #118 | Crimbo dinner | 2 |
| #137 | Crimbosmopolitan | 2 |
| 🥇 | Crimbot schematic: Data Analyzer | 1 |
| #3007 | Crimbuck | 3 |
| #839 | Feynman gate | 10 |
| #884 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 7 |
| #44 | Mayo de Mayo™ mayo | 5 |
| #185 | Swizzler | 42 |
| #62 | The Superconductor's CPU | 1 |
| #114 | Trainbot autoassembly module | 1 |
| #2088 | Valentine | 2 |
| #472 | Wolfman Nardz | 1 |
| #15 | Yeg's Motel ashtray | 3 |
| #2951 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 2 |
| #1089 | atomic vector plotter | 1 |
| #1146 | banana | 1 |
| #437 | banana-frosted king cake | 6 |
| #1911 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1818 | black paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #700 | black plastic oyster egg | 6 |
| #728 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 6 |
| #1475 | black striped oyster egg | 3 |
| #204 | blue glowstick | 8 |
| #1328 | blue paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #1290 | blue plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #1243 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
| #1836 | blue striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #102 | blueberry-frosted king cake | 12 |
| #485 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 2 |
| #186 | cabooze | 5 |
| #1109 | can of Binarrrca | 6 |
| #1977 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 3 |
| #1325 | candy stake | 5 |
| #769 | carbon nanotube frame | 12 |
| #938 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #579 | chocolate-covered scarab beetle | 1 |
| #92 | chocolate-frosted king cake | 20 |
| #66 | chocomotive | 8 |
| #1774 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 2 |
| #1818 | corpse on the beach | 1 |
| #1421 | corpsedriver | 2 |
| #1808 | corpsetini | 1 |
| #100 | crystal Crimbo goblet | 2 |
| #279 | disco horoscope (Aquarius) | 1 |
| #280 | disco horoscope (Aries) | 1 |
| #276 | disco horoscope (Cancer) | 1 |
| #285 | disco horoscope (Capricorn) | 1 |
| #272 | disco horoscope (Gemini) | 1 |
| #261 | disco horoscope (Leo) | 1 |
| #278 | disco horoscope (Libra) | 1 |
| #276 | disco horoscope (Pisces) | 1 |
| #272 | disco horoscope (Sagittarius) | 1 |
| #284 | disco horoscope (Scorpio) | 1 |
| #275 | disco horoscope (Taurus) | 1 |
| #278 | disco horoscope (Virgo) | 1 |
| #596 | ennui-flavored potato chips | 37 |
| #1390 | evil googly eye | 1 |
| #1385 | evil teddy bear | 6 |
| #1291 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #774 | fire | 6 |
| #206 | flashing novelty button | 5 |
| #112 | freightcake | 7 |
| #766 | green glowstick | 2 |
| #5198 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #895 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 2 |
| #308 | huge Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #1027 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 1 |
| #1776 | ion grid | 1 |
| #1082 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 1 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1589 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1285 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #808 | lavender striped oyster egg | 3 |
| #1537 | logic synthesizer | 2 |
| #634 | magical pony: Rosey Cake | 1 |
| #1982 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1551 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1260 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1232 | mauve striped oyster egg | 3 |
| #491 | mulled cider | 1 |
| #992 | mummy costume | 1 |
| #875 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #1371 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #1732 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1580 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #426 | orange glowstick | 5 |
| #919 | pet rock | 8 |
| #82 | ping-pong ball | 158 |
| #50 | ping-pong paddle | 1 |
| #689 | pink glowstick | 3 |
| #1173 | portable corkscrew | 3 |
| #1007 | possessed top | 5 |
| #468 | prehistoric spear | 9 |
| #1286 | puce paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #1069 | puce plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #2250 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1643 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1101 | pumpkinhead mask | 1 |
| #421 | purple glowstick | 3 |
| #1069 | quantum polarity inducer | 1 |
| #917 | radium-flavored potato chips | 8 |
| #925 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 8 |
| #1513 | red paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #1841 | red plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #2203 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1645 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1109 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 1 |
| #1170 | [2108]rock | 2 |
| #1571 | spooky toy wheel | 1 |
| #1506 | spooky wooden block | 2 |
| #1026 | stick | 1 |
| #1830 | stuffed alien blob | 3 |
| #942 | stuffed ninja snowman | 3 |
| 🥇 | styrofoam staff | 2,833 |
| #30 | tattered paper crown | 6 |
| #1862 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1139 | tooth | 2 |
| #994 | toy crazy train | 7 |
| #975 | toy jet pack | 6 |
| #1283 | toy mercenary | 3 |
| #940 | toy ray gun | 8 |
| #1040 | toy space helmet | 6 |
| 🥇 | train whistle | 1 |
| #1788 | tree-eating kite | 8 |
| #241 | unused walkie-talkie | 1 |
| #193 | vanilla-frosted king cake | 9 |
| #121 | wintergreen-flavored potato chips | 509 |
| #1028 | wolfman mask | 1 |
| #928 | x-ray specs | 11 |
| #245 | yellow glowstick | 6 |
| #1796 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1583 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #1328 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1635 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #549 | yo | 17 |