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| #706 | a little sump'm sump'm | 1 |
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| #5054 | badass belt | 5 |
| #1912 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #788 | beertini | 1 |
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| #386 | bottle of Jorge Sinsonte | 1 |
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| #534 | calle de miel | 1 |
| #3830 | candy stake | 1 |
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| #1056 | computronic processing unit | 1 |
| #200 | cool mushroom wine | 1 |
| #618 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #266 | dry martini | 1 |
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| #516 | ducha de oro | 1 |
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| #2833 | eggnog | 1 |
| #255 | especially salty dog | 1 |
| #1391 | evil googly eye | 1 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #510 | extra-spicy bloody mary | 1 |
| #3837 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 1 |
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| #321 | flaming mushroom wine | 1 |
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| #861 | flute of flat champagne | 1 |
| #604 | fuzzbump | 1 |
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| #275 | gimlet | 1 |
| #3809 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
| #365 | gloomy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #549 | grog | 1 |
| #2400 | hamethyst | 1 |
| #433 | horizontal tango | 1 |
| #1763 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 1 |
| #1602 | ice-cold Willer | 1 |
| #1356 | ice-cold fotie | 1 |
| #1093 | ice-cold six-pack | 1 |
| #275 | icy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #1775 | ion grid | 1 |
| #1080 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 1 |
| #1289 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #146 | knob mushroom wine | 1 |
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| #230 | lumbering jack | 1 |
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| #480 | margarita | 1 |
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| #119 | mimosette | 1 |
| #502 | monkey wrench | 1 |
| #529 | ocean motion | 1 |
| #278 | oily mushroom wine | 1 |
| #257 | old-fashioned | 1 |
| #528 | papaya sling | 1 |
| #620 | papaya slung | 1 |
| #106 | parisian cathouse | 1 |
| #472 | perpendicular hula | 1 |
| #594 | pink pony | 1 |
| #196 | pointy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #2221 | possessed top | 1 |
| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #337 | prussian cathouse | 1 |
| #1068 | quantum polarity inducer | 1 |
| #120 | rabbit punch | 1 |
| #2247 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #1005 | recursive spline reticulator | 1 |
| #515 | redrum | 1 |
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| #494 | roll in the hay | 1 |
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| #855 | salty dog | 1 |
| #623 | salty slug | 1 |
| #336 | sangria | 1 |
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| #307 | shot of flower schnapps | 1 |
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| #699 | shot of orange schnapps | 1 |
| #747 | shot of tomato schnapps | 1 |
| #1807 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #427 | slip 'n' slide | 1 |
| #971 | snifter of thoroughly aged brandy | 1 |
| #374 | spiced rum | 1 |
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| #1856 | spooky felt | 1 |
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| #1600 | spooky stuffing | 1 |
| #1767 | spooky wooden block | 1 |
| #1029 | stick | 1 |
| #1520 | stick-on-a-string | 1 |
| #251 | stinky mushroom wine | 1 |
| #697 | strawberry daiquiri | 1 |
| #465 | strawberry wine | 1 |
| #1931 | stringy sinew | 1 |
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| #96 | teqiwila | 1 |
| #260 | teqiwila slammer | 1 |
| #438 | tequila sunrise | 1 |
| #126 | tequila sunset | 1 |
| #349 | tequila with training wheels | 1 |
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| #4310 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4232 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4543 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4480 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8094 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8220 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4497 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8186 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8058 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8068 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8111 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4346 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4450 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1559 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8159 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8136 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #641 | tomato daiquiri | 1 |
| #1865 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1404 | tooth | 1 |
| #2527 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #2209 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #2127 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #3145 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #599 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #1132 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #2525 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #639 | vodka and cranberry | 1 |
| #127 | vodka and tonic | 1 |
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| #649 | whiskey and cola | 1 |
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| #792 | white Canadian | 1 |
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| #415 | wine spritzer | 1 |
| #337 | yellow brick road | 1 |
| #2204 | yo | 1 |
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