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| #1573 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #1270 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #1229 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 4 |
| #814 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #282 | Sinful Desires | 2 |
| #93 | Staff of the Black Kettle | 1 |
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| #91 | Staff of the Midnight Snack | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #1171 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #1116 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 4 |
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| #1861 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
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| #4234 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #1531 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
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| #4477 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
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| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
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| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8109 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #8100 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1558 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8135 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
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| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
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