| #18 | 17-ball | 1 |
| #336 | 5-Alarm Saucepan | 1 |
| #22 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used) | 1 |
| #12 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #7 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #9 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #10 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #407 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 13 |
| #5 | Amulet of Yendor | 3,162 |
| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #1221 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #27 | Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) | 1 |
| #610 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #409 | Bjorn's Hammer | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #1678 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #2772 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #33 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
| #35 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) | 1 |
| #1702 | CRIMBCO scrip | 5 |
| #117 | Chester's Aquarius medallion | 1 |
| #184 | Chester's moustache | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #96 | Colander of Em-er'il | 14 |
| #1310 | Crimbuck | 325 |
| #999 | Crown of the Goblin King | 24 |
| #2663 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #453 | Disco Banjo | 1 |
| #86 | Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate | 4 |
| #1783 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #165 | Elder Turtle Shell | 11 |
| #16 | Ellsbury's journal (used) | 1 |
| #215 | Frosty's old silk hat | 1 |
| #444 | Fudge Fiber Armor Plating | 1 |
| #1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #118 | Hodgman's bow tie | 1 |
| #73 | Hodgman's garbage sticker | 1 |
| #144 | Hodgman's porkpie hat | 1 |
| #21 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled) | 1 |
| #437 | Mace of the Tortoise | 1 |
| #8 | Mad Train wine | 58,854 |
| #550 | Mob Penguin protection contract | 2 |
| #101 | Ol' Scratch's manacles | 1 |
| #197 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
| #187 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
| #195 | Oscus's pelt | 1 |
| #69 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 23 |
| #291 | Pasta Spoon of Peril | 1 |
| #644 | Rock and Roll Legend | 1 |
| #2543 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #68 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used) | 1 |
| #21 | The Art of Slapfighting (used) | 1 |
| #48 | The Joy of Wassailing (used) | 1 |
| #57 | The Necbronomicon (used) | 1 |
| #559 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 7 |
| #181 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 6 |
| #170 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 9 |
| #414 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 3 |
| #169 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 6 |
| #376 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 12 |
| #396 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 10 |
| #35 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 18 |
| #120 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 17 |
| #74 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 6 |
| #270 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 18 |
| #66 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 9 |
| 🥇 | Uncle Crimbo's Sack | 1 |
| #22 | Uncle Romulus (used) | 1 |
| #203 | Wand of Oscus | 1 |
| 🥉 | Yeti Protest Sign | 2 |
| #182 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 1 |
| #188 | Zombo's shield | 1 |
| #192 | Zombo's skullcap | 1 |
| #24 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used) | 1 |
| #222 | alien force field disruptor bean | 1 |
| #51 | bindle of joy | 2 |
| #138 | blank diary | 1 |
| #940 | box of sunshine | 269 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #8 | disease | 19,435 |
| #61 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 22 |
| #303 | fez of etymology | 1 |
| #165 | floaty inverse geode | 1 |
| #85 | flyest of shirts | 1 |
| #87 | jewel-eyed wizard hat | 1 |
| 🥇 | lihc eye pie | 38,028 |
| 🥉 | meat vortex | 274,568 |
| #6 | mind flayer corpse | 33,572 |
| #54 | note from Clancy | 1 |
| #18 | pixel orb | 4 |
| #6 | purple pixel pie | 1,795 |
| #586 | radio button candy | 1 |
| 🥇 | red China marble | 847 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| 🥈 | ring of aggravate monster | 22,124 |
| #90 | sandwich of the gods | 22 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #69 | stainless steel shillelagh | 23 |
| #85 | stainless steel skullcap | 17 |
| #48 | stainless steel slacks | 22 |
| #50 | stainless steel solitaire | 20 |
| #1622 | thin black candle | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #26 | twitching space egg | 1 |