| #1674 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #51 | Crimbo ukulele | 3 |
| #1601 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #892 | Green Clover of Justice | 2 |
| #3359 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 2 |
| #163 | Mr. Accessory | 1 |
| #2542 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #63 | Tiki lighter | 5 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #611 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 3 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #384 | antique souvenir drawing | 2 |
| #433 | asbestos apron | 1 |
| #1334 | bag of airline peanuts | 9 |
| #1498 | bit of clingfilm | 1 |
| #689 | blue class ring | 2 |
| #5026 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #7453 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #593 | bullet-proof corduroys | 1 |
| #1146 | clown hammer | 13 |
| #515 | daisy | 3 |
| #597 | didgeridooka | 1 |
| #1926 | duct tape | 3 |
| #5139 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #1946 | facsimile dictionary | 1 |
| #1082 | fake fake vomit | 18 |
| #1064 | fake hand | 13 |
| #64 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 46 |
| #4737 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #283 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 12 |
| #152 | glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub | 1 |
| #81 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 3 |
| #1029 | green clay bead | 1 |
| #4484 | handful of confetti | 2 |
| #236 | handmade hobby horse | 1 |
| #1409 | heart necklace | 5 |
| #317 | irradiated candy cane | 12 |
| #1197 | jazz soap | 11 |
| #1068 | joybuzzer | 17 |
| #177 | left parenthesis | 2 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #1227 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 11 |
| #2848 | obsidian dagger | 2 |
| #353 | oozenog | 9 |
| #1652 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 1 |
| #1883 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 1 |
| #1003 | pink clay bead | 1 |
| #595 | red class ring | 11 |
| #384 | red pixel potion | 8 |
| #1262 | rubber emo roe | 12 |
| #46 | sausage bomb | 75 |
| #110 | snake | 100 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #117 | sparkler | 100 |
| #7776 | stuffed angry cow | 2 |
| #3953 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 2 |
| #8963 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8804 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8884 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8893 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #450 | thermos full of Knob coffee | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #85 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 10 |
| #267 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 4 |
| #272 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 5 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #333 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 3 |
| #354 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 3 |
| #263 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 4 |
| #42 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 16 |
| #319 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 3 |
| #101 | tropical wrapping paper | 7 |
| #355 | white class ring | 20 |
| #1423 | whoopie cushion | 8 |
| #1511 | wind-up chattering teeth | 7 |
| #589 | wreath of laurels | 1 |
| #1454 | x-ray specs | 1 |
| #1237 | yellow snowcone | 15 |