| #684 | 1-ball | 5 |
| #1046 | 2-ball | 2 |
| #881 | 3-ball | 3 |
| #885 | 4-ball | 3 |
| #1432 | 5-ball | 1 |
| #782 | 6-ball | 4 |
| #900 | 7-ball | 3 |
| #1775 | 8-ball | 3 |
| #621 | 9-ball | 1 |
| #1091 | Amulet of Yendor | 7 |
| #931 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
| #163 | Cerebral Cloche | 1 |
| #312 | Cerebral Crossbow | 1 |
| #188 | Cerebral Culottes | 1 |
| #1486 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #998 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 2 |
| #1426 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #2663 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #1404 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1415 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1375 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #679 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 1 |
| #266 | Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit | 1 |
| #2543 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #2087 | Valentine | 2 |
| #527 | Valentine's Day cake | 1 |
| #226 | Woldo trading card | 1 |
| #1008 | acid-squirting flower | 1 |
| #521 | ancient frozen dinner | 2 |
| #3684 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #375 | antique bottle of cough syrup | 1 |
| #885 | antique greaves | 1 |
| #501 | antique hand mirror | 3 |
| #744 | antique helmet | 2 |
| #743 | antique shield | 2 |
| #771 | antique spear | 2 |
| #538 | arrow'd heart balloon | 1 |
| #1842 | baby killer bee | 1 |
| #633 | bag of Cheat-Os | 6 |
| #1240 | bag of airline peanuts | 11 |
| #1026 | balloon monkey | 1 |
| #2122 | barrrnacle | 1 |
| #1006 | big red clown nose | 1 |
| #314 | blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #965 | bloody clown pants | 1 |
| #334 | blundarrrbus | 1 |
| #212 | bone collar | 1 |
| #645 | bottle of Monsieur Bubble | 2 |
| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
| #2168 | brick | 3 |
| #527 | chintzy turtle brooch | 1 |
| #938 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #797 | clown shoes | 1 |
| #1219 | cocoa egg | 1 |
| #515 | daisy | 3 |
| #1480 | defective skull | 1 |
| #604 | dehydrated caviar | 2 |
| #766 | desiccated apricot | 1 |
| #3285 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #565 | disintegrating quill pen | 5 |
| #23 | disintegrating sheet music | 1,148 |
| #395 | double daisy | 1 |
| #723 | dusty bottle of Marsala | 7 |
| #943 | dusty bottle of Merlot | 2 |
| #864 | dusty bottle of Muscat | 3 |
| #1060 | dusty bottle of Port | 1 |
| #734 | dusty bottle of Zinfandel | 6 |
| #1087 | encoder ring | 2 |
| #2196 | evil teddy bear | 2 |
| #93 | evil teddy bear sewing kit | 3 |
| #1238 | fake fake vomit | 13 |
| #1310 | fake hand | 7 |
| #217 | false eyelashes | 2 |
| #735 | fancy bath salts | 3 |
| #2423 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #309 | fertilized ghuol egg | 1 |
| #789 | foolscap fool's cap | 1 |
| #112 | frozen Mob Penguin | 22 |
| #3215 | fuzzy dice | 2 |
| 🥈 | giant book of ancient carols | 50 |
| #391 | goat | 1 |
| #824 | gob of wet hair | 1 |
| #882 | green balloon | 1 |
| #1013 | green beer | 9 |
| #749 | grouchy restless spirit | 4 |
| #3888 | grue egg | 3 |
| #760 | handful of hand chalk | 14 |
| #1453 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #304 | hovering sombrero | 1 |
| #440 | hypodermic needle | 3 |
| #264 | jar of swamp gas | 207 |
| #1664 | jazz soap | 2 |
| #1372 | joybuzzer | 8 |
| #999 | lavender candy heart | 2 |
| #501 | leftovers of indeterminate origin | 2 |
| #414 | leprechaun hatchling | 1 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #1349 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #1032 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 18 |
| #145 | makeshift cape | 2 |
| #78 | makeshift skirt | 2 |
| #74 | makeshift turban | 2 |
| #381 | maple leaf | 1 |
| #487 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 1 |
| #440 | opera mask | 1 |
| #1229 | orange candy heart | 1 |
| #1060 | personalized birthday cake | 1 |
| #2714 | pet rock | 1 |
| #1274 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 6 |
| #974 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 22 |
| #1155 | pink candy heart | 1 |
| #287 | pixel hat | 1 |
| #160 | pixel pants | 1 |
| #210 | pixel sword | 1 |
| #358 | polka-dot bow tie | 1 |
| #1185 | pool cue | 1 |
| #1278 | portable corkscrew | 2 |
| #1165 | potato sprout | 1 |
| #810 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #489 | potted fern | 1 |
| #262 | pregnant mushroom | 1 |
| #412 | rewinged stab bat | 1 |
| #2271 | roll of toilet paper | 1 |
| #3634 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #2119 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 3 |
| #1383 | rubber emo roe | 9 |
| #459 | sabre-toothed lime cub | 1 |
| #111 | scary death orb | 1 |
| #72 | shaving cream | 10 |
| #1094 | sleeping snowy owl | 1 |
| #3317 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #1397 | spooky bicycle chain | 1 |
| #1368 | spooky cosmetics bag | 1 |
| #547 | spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #84 | spoon! | 1 |
| #545 | stale baguette | 1 |
| #280 | star starfish | 1 |
| #945 | stick of "gum" | 1 |
| #1866 | string of blue beads | 3 |
| #1868 | string of green beads | 3 |
| #1837 | string of red beads | 3 |
| #8926 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #6263 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 4 |
| #3171 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #6969 | stuffed angry cow | 3 |
| #6383 | stuffed astral badger | 4 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #7680 | stuffed cocoabo | 2 |
| #905 | stuffed dodecapede | 2 |
| #7872 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 2 |
| #499 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 2 |
| #7866 | stuffed hand turkey | 2 |
| #1711 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #7879 | stuffed scary death orb | 2 |
| #4796 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #8795 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #5799 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 5 |
| #3041 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #8870 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #7007 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 3 |
| #595 | sucky decal | 2 |
| #505 | tap shoes | 1 |
| #383 | targeting chip | 1 |
| #608 | tattered scrap of paper | 3 |
| #2031 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #269 | teddy bear sewing kit | 1 |
| #411 | tiny balloon knife | 1 |
| #1124 | tiny shaker of salt | 1 |
| #2808 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #2815 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #2525 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #2401 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #2210 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #1283 | toy mercenary | 3 |
| #248 | tulip | 2 |
| #510 | urinal cake | 2 |
| #2527 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #902 | white balloon | 1 |
| #1384 | whoopie cushion | 9 |
| #1219 | wind-up chattering teeth | 14 |
| #552 | worn tophat | 1 |
| #1112 | x-ray specs | 6 |
| #1379 | yellow candy heart | 1 |
| #129 | yo | 64 |