| #688 | 1-ball | 5 |
| #1050 | 2-ball | 2 |
| #885 | 3-ball | 3 |
| #889 | 4-ball | 3 |
| #1436 | 5-ball | 1 |
| #785 | 6-ball | 4 |
| #904 | 7-ball | 3 |
| #1778 | 8-ball | 3 |
| #626 | 9-ball | 1 |
| #1091 | Amulet of Yendor | 7 |
| #932 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
| #163 | Cerebral Cloche | 1 |
| #312 | Cerebral Crossbow | 1 |
| #188 | Cerebral Culottes | 1 |
| #1488 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #999 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 2 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #2661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #680 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 1 |
| #266 | Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit | 1 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #2089 | Valentine | 2 |
| #527 | Valentine's Day cake | 1 |
| #228 | Woldo trading card | 1 |
| #1006 | acid-squirting flower | 1 |
| #522 | ancient frozen dinner | 2 |
| #3681 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #375 | antique bottle of cough syrup | 1 |
| #887 | antique greaves | 1 |
| #501 | antique hand mirror | 3 |
| #745 | antique helmet | 2 |
| #744 | antique shield | 2 |
| #773 | antique spear | 2 |
| #538 | arrow'd heart balloon | 1 |
| #1849 | baby killer bee | 1 |
| #633 | bag of Cheat-Os | 6 |
| #1238 | bag of airline peanuts | 11 |
| #1029 | balloon monkey | 1 |
| #2128 | barrrnacle | 1 |
| #1005 | big red clown nose | 1 |
| #318 | blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #964 | bloody clown pants | 1 |
| #333 | blundarrrbus | 1 |
| #213 | bone collar | 1 |
| #644 | bottle of Monsieur Bubble | 2 |
| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
| #2171 | brick | 3 |
| #527 | chintzy turtle brooch | 1 |
| #939 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #798 | clown shoes | 1 |
| #1224 | cocoa egg | 1 |
| #515 | daisy | 3 |
| #1477 | defective skull | 1 |
| #605 | dehydrated caviar | 2 |
| #766 | desiccated apricot | 1 |
| #3285 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #565 | disintegrating quill pen | 5 |
| #23 | disintegrating sheet music | 1,148 |
| #395 | double daisy | 1 |
| #724 | dusty bottle of Marsala | 7 |
| #944 | dusty bottle of Merlot | 2 |
| #865 | dusty bottle of Muscat | 3 |
| #1060 | dusty bottle of Port | 1 |
| #735 | dusty bottle of Zinfandel | 6 |
| #1085 | encoder ring | 2 |
| #2195 | evil teddy bear | 2 |
| #93 | evil teddy bear sewing kit | 3 |
| #1235 | fake fake vomit | 13 |
| #1308 | fake hand | 7 |
| #217 | false eyelashes | 2 |
| #736 | fancy bath salts | 3 |
| #2422 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #309 | fertilized ghuol egg | 1 |
| #793 | foolscap fool's cap | 1 |
| #112 | frozen Mob Penguin | 22 |
| #3220 | fuzzy dice | 2 |
| 🥈 | giant book of ancient carols | 50 |
| #394 | goat | 1 |
| #825 | gob of wet hair | 1 |
| #882 | green balloon | 1 |
| #1014 | green beer | 9 |
| #751 | grouchy restless spirit | 4 |
| #3897 | grue egg | 3 |
| #764 | handful of hand chalk | 14 |
| #1454 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #306 | hovering sombrero | 1 |
| #441 | hypodermic needle | 3 |
| #264 | jar of swamp gas | 207 |
| #1661 | jazz soap | 2 |
| #1370 | joybuzzer | 8 |
| #999 | lavender candy heart | 2 |
| #500 | leftovers of indeterminate origin | 2 |
| #412 | leprechaun hatchling | 1 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #1347 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #1030 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 18 |
| #145 | makeshift cape | 2 |
| #78 | makeshift skirt | 2 |
| #74 | makeshift turban | 2 |
| #382 | maple leaf | 1 |
| #487 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 1 |
| #440 | opera mask | 1 |
| #1228 | orange candy heart | 1 |
| #1060 | personalized birthday cake | 1 |
| #2716 | pet rock | 1 |
| #1272 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 6 |
| #972 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 22 |
| #1153 | pink candy heart | 1 |
| #288 | pixel hat | 1 |
| #162 | pixel pants | 1 |
| #211 | pixel sword | 1 |
| #359 | polka-dot bow tie | 1 |
| #1184 | pool cue | 1 |
| #1277 | portable corkscrew | 2 |
| #1168 | potato sprout | 1 |
| #812 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #489 | potted fern | 1 |
| #263 | pregnant mushroom | 1 |
| #416 | rewinged stab bat | 1 |
| #2275 | roll of toilet paper | 1 |
| #3637 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #2126 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 3 |
| #1384 | rubber emo roe | 9 |
| #461 | sabre-toothed lime cub | 1 |
| #111 | scary death orb | 1 |
| #72 | shaving cream | 10 |
| #1097 | sleeping snowy owl | 1 |
| #3320 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #1398 | spooky bicycle chain | 1 |
| #1367 | spooky cosmetics bag | 1 |
| #548 | spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #84 | spoon! | 1 |
| #545 | stale baguette | 1 |
| #280 | star starfish | 1 |
| #943 | stick of "gum" | 1 |
| #1867 | string of blue beads | 3 |
| #1869 | string of green beads | 3 |
| #1838 | string of red beads | 3 |
| #8937 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #6274 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 4 |
| #3170 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #6980 | stuffed angry cow | 3 |
| #6396 | stuffed astral badger | 4 |
| #1466 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #7693 | stuffed cocoabo | 2 |
| #905 | stuffed dodecapede | 2 |
| #7880 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 2 |
| #499 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 2 |
| #7874 | stuffed hand turkey | 2 |
| #1715 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #7885 | stuffed scary death orb | 2 |
| #4802 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #8803 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #5812 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 5 |
| #3043 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #8878 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #7018 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 3 |
| #595 | sucky decal | 2 |
| #505 | tap shoes | 1 |
| #384 | targeting chip | 1 |
| #609 | tattered scrap of paper | 3 |
| #2033 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #269 | teddy bear sewing kit | 1 |
| #411 | tiny balloon knife | 1 |
| #1124 | tiny shaker of salt | 1 |
| #2808 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #2814 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #2527 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #2209 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #1282 | toy mercenary | 3 |
| #247 | tulip | 2 |
| #511 | urinal cake | 2 |
| #2525 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #903 | white balloon | 1 |
| #1382 | whoopie cushion | 9 |
| #1219 | wind-up chattering teeth | 14 |
| #554 | worn tophat | 1 |
| #1110 | x-ray specs | 6 |
| #1377 | yellow candy heart | 1 |
| #129 | yo | 64 |