| #1991 | Boss Bat britches | 3 |
| #74 | Divine | 16 |
| #80 | Mon Tiki | 27 |
| #1271 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #818 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #963 | SPF 451 lip balm | 1 |
| #1172 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #1127 | anniversary gift box | 4 |
| #3936 | badass belt | 9 |
| #753 | bag of lard | 1 |
| #329 | beer-scented teddy bear | 1 |
| #465 | black spot | 1 |
| #671 | bottle of antifreeze | 1 |
| #223 | bubbly potion | 77 |
| #1852 | candy knuckles | 1 |
| #269 | cloudy potion | 55 |
| #254 | comfy pillow | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #260 | crystallized memory | 1 |
| #272 | dark potion | 59 |
| #336 | dire fudgesicle | 3 |
| #619 | disassembled clover | 65 |
| #240 | effervescent potion | 69 |
| #1944 | facsimile dictionary | 1 |
| #1288 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #303 | fez of etymology | 1 |
| #693 | [2426]fire flower | 1 |
| #303 | fizzy potion | 46 |
| #73 | flange | 39 |
| #164 | floaty inverse geode | 1 |
| #281 | freezerburned ice cube | 1 |
| #2880 | grue egg | 6 |
| #984 | guy made of bee pollen | 1 |
| #3459 | handful of confetti | 5 |
| #1454 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #434 | long-stemmed rose | 2 |
| #247 | makeshift cape | 1 |
| #181 | makeshift turban | 1 |
| #235 | milky potion | 68 |
| #279 | murky potion | 51 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #2716 | pet rock | 1 |
| #290 | philosopher's scone | 1 |
| #332 | phish stick | 3 |
| #117 | plexiglass pants | 2 |
| #106 | plexiglass pikestaff | 3 |
| #214 | plexiglass pinky ring | 1 |
| #289 | plexiglass pith helmet | 1 |
| #531 | poltergeist-in-the-jar-o | 1 |
| #1331 | pork elf goodies sack | 2 |
| #98 | prussian cathouse | 12 |
| #1732 | really dense meat stack | 1 |
| #302 | scrumptious reagent | 350 |
| #190 | six-pack of New Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #249 | smoky potion | 64 |
| #2845 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #2776 | spectre scepter | 4 |
| #215 | swirly potion | 76 |
| #535 | teeny-tiny magic scroll | 1 |
| #54 | teqiwila slammer | 18 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #599 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #1132 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #2526 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #65 | yellow brick road | 24 |