| #12 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #7 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #9 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #10 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #41 | A Guide to Burning Leaves | 2 |
| #26 | Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) | 1 |
| π₯ | AutumnFest ale | 35,369 |
| #615 | Bash-Εs boxtop | 1 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #33 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
| #1465 | CRIMBCO scrip | 10 |
| #33 | Carpathian longsword | 74 |
| #6 | Celsius 233 (singed) | 1 |
| #137 | Chroner | 665 |
| π₯ | Coinspiracy | 19,013 |
| #24 | Cold One | 483 |
| #907 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 4 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #7 | Crimboysters Rockefeller | 201 |
| #26 | Dark Jill-of-All-Trades | 3 |
| π₯ | Dinsey food-cone | 140 |
| π₯ | Dreadsylvanian spooky pocket | 2,500 |
| #21 | Engorged Sausages and You | 1 |
| #14 | Gratitude chocolate (Meat-filled) | 10 |
| #82 | Gratitude chocolate (bourbon-filled) | 2 |
| #81 | Gratitude chocolate (thyme-filled) | 2 |
| #4 | Guzzlr tattoo kit | 1 |
| π₯ | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used) | 1 |
| #533 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 1 |
| π₯ | Knob Goblin visor | 632,089 |
| #24 | L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate | 2,828 |
| #26 | Liam's mail | 127 |
| #40 | Marquis de Poivre soda | 912 |
| #4 | Mr. Screege's spectacles | 680 |
| π₯ | Purple Beast energy drink | 39,960 |
| #5 | Rubeeβ’ | 11,309 |
| #72 | SchrΓΆdinger's thermos | 500 |
| #4 | Special Seasoning | 7,808 |
| #7 | Spelunker of Fortune (used) | 1 |
| #28 | Spookyraven signet | 129 |
| #93 | Staff of the Black Kettle | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #5 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #41 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 | 1 |
| #4 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #38 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 | 1 |
| π₯ | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #33 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| π₯ | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #37 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| π₯ | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
| π₯ | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #49 | The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells | 1 |
| π₯ | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #41 | The Superconductor's CPU | 2 |
| #470 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 3 |
| π₯ | Thwaitgold fairyfly statue | 202 |
| #306 | Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette | 1 |
| #367 | Thwaitgold mosquito statuette | 5 |
| #49 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 4 |
| #28 | Thwaitgold protozoa statuette | 88 |
| #233 | Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette | 8 |
| #1280 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 1 |
| #593 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 3 |
| #111 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 16 |
| #19 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 505 |
| #318 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 2 |
| #22 | Uncle Romulus (used) | 1 |
| #49 | Unfortunato's foolscap | 36 |
| #18 | Xiblaxian 5D printer | 23 |
| #37 | Xiblaxian direct marketing simcode | 2 |
| #14 | alien source code printout (used) | 1 |
| #38 | baby chest mimic | 3 |
| π₯ | bag of park garbage | 931,784 |
| π₯ | big rock | 12,806 |
| #260 | bit of clingfilm | 16 |
| #43 | book of facts | 3 |
| π₯ | booze bindle | 10,707 |
| #4253 | bottle of goofballs | 2 |
| #5 | bowl of eyeballs | 1,901 |
| π₯ | bowl of mummy guts | 1,828 |
| #1525 | box of sunshine | 114 |
| #19 | boxed august scepter | 4 |
| #50 | buffalo dime | 7 |
| π₯ | burning newspaper | 4,891 |
| #40 | burnt snowpants | 50 |
| #52 | caustic slime nodule | 8 |
| #76 | closed-circuit phone system | 1 |
| π₯ | cocktail mushroom | 83,429 |
| #8 | cop dollar | 39,371 |
| #363 | crumbling rat skull | 1 |
| π₯ | dead guy's memento | 1,145 |
| #41 | do-it-yourself laser eye surgery kit | 1 |
| #2702 | easter egg balloon | 6 |
| π₯ | embezzler's oil | 468,863 |
| #9 | emergency margarita | 202 |
| #13 | extra-greasy slider | 500 |
| #28 | fleshy lump | 93 |
| #39 | frigid derringer | 90 |
| #4728 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #17 | hand-crafted candy cane | 1 |
| #36 | haunted bindle | 81 |
| #15 | in-the-box spring shoes | 4 |
| #175 | interesting-looking twig | 14 |
| #14 | jar of fermented pickle juice | 500 |
| #6 | karma shawarma | 350 |
| #5 | knob ka-bobs | 4,148 |
| π₯ | mole skin notebook | 1,406 |
| #52 | mummified entombed cookbookbat | 1 |
| #1853 | obsidian dagger | 6 |
| #19 | packaged Everfull Dart Holster | 4 |
| #59 | packaged Jurassic Parka | 1 |
| #199 | paranormal ricotta | 3 |
| #229 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #190 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #212 | plexiglass pendant | 1 |
| #36 | puzzling ribbon | 1 |
| #1174 | radium-flavored potato chips | 1 |
| #224 | raffle prize box | 1 |
| π₯ | record of infuriating silence (used) | 1 |
| π₯ | residual chitin paste | 191 |
| π₯ | rubber baby doll | 1 |
| #595 | rusty chain necklace | 3 |
| #792 | sawblade shield | 2 |
| #327 | shimmering tendrils | 2 |
| #37 | shrink-wrapped 2002 Mr. Store Catalog | 2 |
| #25 | shrink-wrapped Cincho de Mayo | 3 |
| #28 | sleeping patriotic eagle | 3 |
| #28 | smoldering bagel punch | 80 |
| #4 | snifter of thoroughly aged brandy | 46,149 |
| π₯ | space beast fur hat | 168 |
| #29 | sprinkles | 87,758 |
| #38 | squirming Slime larva | 1 |
| #40 | stainless steel scarf | 35 |
| #1399 | stainless steel shillelagh | 3 |
| #455 | stainless steel skullcap | 7 |
| #267 | stainless steel slacks | 11 |
| #616 | stainless steel solitaire | 5 |
| #179 | stainless steel suspenders | 17 |
| #40 | standards and practices guide | 69 |
| π₯ | stick of firewood | 15,945 |
| #109 | tie-dyed fannypack | 1 |
| π₯ | vintage smart drink | 837 |
| #45 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 1 |
| #1131 | wintergreen-flavored potato chips | 1 |
| #27 | wrapped candy cane sword cane | 4 |