| #411 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #612 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #909 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 13 |
| #1258 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #1263 | Bonerdagon necklace | 6 |
| #1678 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #1412 | Boss Bat britches | 7 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #1027 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #982 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 3 |
| #1268 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #1170 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #279 | ancient vinyl coin purse | 13 |
| #5 | anniversary gift box | 11 |
| #3571 | badass belt | 11 |
| #1209 | bit of clingfilm | 2 |
| #174 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 1 |
| #2384 | bottle of goofballs | 8 |
| #1816 | can of Binarrrca | 1 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #541 | drum machine | 4 |
| #762 | duct tape | 34 |
| #2970 | easter egg balloon | 5 |
| #699 | filthy lucre | 51 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #1242 | fuzzy dice | 5 |
| #237 | green smoke bomb | 9 |
| #1807 | grue egg | 13 |
| #1780 | handful of confetti | 20 |
| #263 | old coin purse | 31 |
| #256 | old leather wallet | 27 |
| #458 | pink glowstick | 5 |
| #213 | plexiglass pants | 1 |
| #212 | plexiglass pendant | 1 |
| #76 | plexiglass pikestaff | 4 |
| #106 | plexiglass pinky ring | 2 |
| #44 | plexiglass pith helmet | 6 |
| #44 | plexiglass pocketwatch | 4 |
| #1139 | pork elf goodies sack | 3 |
| #628 | purple clay bead | 2 |
| #192 | shiny stones | 38 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #2210 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #2263 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #601 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #1135 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #668 | vampire collar | 1 |
| #700 | woven baling wire bracelets | 1 |