| #109 | Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E. | 1 |
| #2374 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #296 | Feynman gate | 38 |
| #44 | Grimacite Bock | 1 |
| #1043 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 5 |
| #777 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 3 |
| #249 | Tiki lighter | 2 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #1251 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 5 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #803 | astronaut pants | 9 |
| #455 | atomic vector plotter | 8 |
| #2450 | baconstone | 1 |
| #998 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #414 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 8 |
| #510 | black eyedrops | 1 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2110 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2088 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2554 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2408 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2374 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2621 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #5907 | box of sunshine | 4 |
| #546 | bunch of bananas | 5 |
| #12 | calm attention-deficit demon | 1 |
| #1817 | can of Binarrrca | 1 |
| #352 | can of Ghuol-B-Gone™ | 1 |
| #546 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #3286 | candy cane | 4 |
| #41 | candy cornucopia | 2 |
| #1783 | candy stake | 4 |
| #252 | capacitor relay | 48 |
| #301 | carbon nanotube frame | 42 |
| #2111 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #420 | computronic processing unit | 8 |
| #618 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #1628 | disassembled clover | 1 |
| #985 | distilled fortified wine | 1 |
| #1391 | evil googly eye | 1 |
| #1208 | evil teddy bear | 8 |
| #761 | fake blood | 1 |
| #1711 | fake fake vomit | 3 |
| #1009 | fake plastic grass | 1 |
| #3836 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 1 |
| #386 | filthy lucre | 99 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #1035 | fruitcake | 18 |
| #946 | gingerbread bugbear | 23 |
| #1323 | gingerbread horror | 5 |
| #222 | grass blade | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #766 | green glowstick | 2 |
| #401 | half-rotten brain | 1 |
| #2400 | hamethyst | 1 |
| #1110 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 1 |
| #1026 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 1 |
| #1370 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #1776 | ion grid | 1 |
| #1080 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 1 |
| #1830 | jazz soap | 1 |
| #883 | killer rag doll | 2 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2307 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2028 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1766 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1726 | logic synthesizer | 1 |
| #1347 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #1738 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 2 |
| #1983 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1846 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2384 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #3383 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| #1363 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2534 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1734 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1583 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2213 | porquoise | 1 |
| #2221 | possessed top | 1 |
| #101 | prehistoric spear | 31 |
| #2034 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2253 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1645 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1068 | quantum polarity inducer | 1 |
| #123 | ram-battering staff | 1 |
| #1795 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 2 |
| #1005 | recursive spline reticulator | 1 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2537 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2205 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1646 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1107 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 1 |
| #2723 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 2 |
| #2223 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 3 |
| #2195 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 3 |
| #2735 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 2 |
| #347 | rusty bonesaw | 1 |
| #1088 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 1 |
| #309 | shrinking powder | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1398 | spooky bicycle chain | 1 |
| #1368 | spooky cosmetics bag | 1 |
| #1948 | spooky eggnog | 3 |
| #562 | spooky eyeliner | 5 |
| #1856 | spooky felt | 1 |
| #1891 | spooky length of string | 1 |
| #398 | spooky lipstick | 6 |
| #464 | spooky mushroom | 110 |
| #505 | spooky shrunken head | 12 |
| #854 | spooky stick | 4 |
| #1600 | spooky stuffing | 1 |
| #1571 | spooky toy wheel | 1 |
| #1767 | spooky wooden block | 1 |
| #365 | stick-on-a-string | 11 |
| #1930 | stringy sinew | 1 |
| #2114 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 23 |
| #1741 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 29 |
| #3170 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #6273 | stuffed angry cow | 4 |
| #4577 | stuffed astral badger | 8 |
| #2617 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 19 |
| #2051 | stuffed cocoabo | 24 |
| #1578 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #2111 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 24 |
| #2293 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 22 |
| #2196 | stuffed hand turkey | 23 |
| #3566 | stuffed mind flayer | 12 |
| #1628 | stuffed scary death orb | 32 |
| #2583 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 19 |
| #2493 | stuffed snowy owl | 19 |
| #2793 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 17 |
| #2255 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 22 |
| #2813 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 17 |
| #777 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #1049 | sub-molecular interocitor | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #2177 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 3 |
| #2119 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 3 |
| #2096 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 2 |
| #1545 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 3 |
| #4915 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 3 |
| #2168 | tiny plastic G Imp | 3 |
| #2171 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 3 |
| #2162 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 3 |
| #2170 | tiny plastic Hellion | 3 |
| #2826 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 2 |
| #2059 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 2 |
| #2195 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 3 |
| #2772 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 2 |
| #2139 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 3 |
| #2118 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 3 |
| #1768 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 4 |
| #2758 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 2 |
| #2135 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 3 |
| #1741 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 4 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #952 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 2 |
| #4020 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #4842 | tiny plastic angry goat | 3 |
| #2811 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 2 |
| #2160 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 3 |
| #1740 | tiny plastic astronomer | 4 |
| #6168 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #3938 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 4 |
| #1761 | tiny plastic beanbat | 4 |
| #4477 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #4842 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 3 |
| #3923 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #2217 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 3 |
| #2146 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 3 |
| #6130 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 2 |
| #4886 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 3 |
| #3174 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #2753 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 2 |
| #2768 | tiny plastic demoninja | 2 |
| #3875 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #3844 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #2797 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 2 |
| #3922 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #6181 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #6232 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 2 |
| #6154 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 2 |
| #2803 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 2 |
| #973 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 2 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #3945 | tiny plastic grue | 4 |
| #2112 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 3 |
| #4853 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 3 |
| #6076 | tiny plastic killer bee | 2 |
| #2824 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 2 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 4 |
| #4837 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 3 |
| #2170 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 3 |
| #8109 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #2801 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 2 |
| #4344 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #2859 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 6 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #2171 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 3 |
| #2817 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 2 |
| #2764 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 2 |
| #8223 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #2193 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 3 |
| #4864 | tiny plastic stab bat | 3 |
| #8135 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #1741 | tiny plastic taco cat | 4 |
| #1429 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 5 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #2193 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 3 |
| #2107 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 3 |
| #2166 | tiny plastic zmobie | 3 |
| #1404 | tooth | 1 |
| #2083 | toothsome rock | 2 |
| #1868 | toy crazy train | 2 |
| #1072 | toy jet pack | 5 |
| #2127 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #941 | toy ray gun | 8 |
| #1142 | toy space helmet | 5 |
| #76 | tree skirt | 4 |
| #1711 | tree-eating kite | 9 |
| #600 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #388 | tropical wrapping paper | 3 |
| #1001 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 8 |
| #1800 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2818 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1328 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1637 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #19 | yo | 365 |