| #60 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 5 |
| #613 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #1256 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #2384 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #1673 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #2773 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #1869 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #1368 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #754 | Crimbo pie | 1 |
| #532 | Deactivated O. A. F. | 1 |
| #2740 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #1600 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #3361 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 2 |
| #2360 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 1 |
| #618 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #2948 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 2 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #3566 | badass belt | 11 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #529 | cheap toaster | 4 |
| #227 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 48 |
| #350 | cursed black pearl onion | 3 |
| #385 | cursed bottle of black-label rum | 2 |
| #405 | cursed bottle of rum | 2 |
| #383 | cursed sea biscuit | 2 |
| #2346 | easter egg balloon | 8 |
| #1657 | fuzzy dice | 4 |
| #695 | gearbox necklace | 1 |
| #1003 | gloomy black mushroom | 3 |
| #1030 | green clay bead | 1 |
| #4019 | handful of confetti | 3 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #104 | ninja pirate zombie robot head | 1 |
| #2847 | obsidian dagger | 2 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #191 | ornate ancient cursed chest | 1 |
| #46 | outrageous sombrero | 6 |
| #1559 | pack of KWE trading card | 1 |
| #1004 | pink clay bead | 1 |
| #256 | pink plastic baby | 2 |
| #1612 | pork elf goodies sack | 1 |
| #779 | purple clay bead | 1 |
| #22 | roboduck-on-a-string | 47 |
| #1020 | rusty chain necklace | 1 |
| #2416 | sandwich of the gods | 1 |
| #2845 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #833 | spooky hockey mask | 2 |
| #1712 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #73 | tin star | 4 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #2127 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |