| #1756 | Mad Train wine | 1 |
| #1987 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #702 | Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs | 1 |
| #1110 | Meleegra™ pills | 1 |
| #1140 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub | 1 |
| #987 | Mohawk wig | 1 |
| #374 | NG | 1 |
| #842 | Orcish baseball cap | 1 |
| #790 | Orcish cargo shorts | 1 |
| #886 | Penultimate Fantasy chest | 1 |
| #777 | Pine-Fresh air freshener | 1 |
| #937 | Ram's Face Lager | 1 |
| #644 | Rock and Roll Legend | 1 |
| #726 | Snow Queen Crown | 1 |
| #1110 | Spam Witch sammich | 1 |
| #477 | Spooky-Gro fertilizer | 1 |
| #1956 | Tasty Fun Good rice candy | 1 |
| #575 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #1307 | Trollhouse cookies | 1 |
| #1286 | Wand of Nagamar | 1 |
| #1105 | Warm Subject gift certificate | 1 |
| #475 | White Citadel burger | 1 |
| #905 | lihc face | 1 |
| #1209 | lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #1023 | line | 1 |
| #456 | linoleum crossbow | 1 |
| #865 | linoleum ore | 1 |
| #1287 | little paper umbrella | 1 |
| #1208 | magical ice cubes | 1 |
| #681 | magicalness-in-a-can | 1 |
| #677 | maiden wig | 1 |
| #750 | many-eyed glasses | 1 |
| #478 | margarita | 1 |
| #708 | mariachi G-string | 1 |
| #1297 | mariachi pants | 1 |
| #665 | martini | 1 |
| #1323 | marzipan skull | 1 |
| #688 | meat from yesterday | 1 |
| #983 | meat paste | 1 |
| #1043 | meat stack | 1 |
| #1087 | meat vortex | 1 |
| #1201 | metallic A | 1 |
| #458 | milky potion | 17 |
| #898 | mind flayer corpse | 1 |
| #788 | miner's helmet | 1 |
| #782 | miner's pants | 1 |
| #499 | monkey wrench | 1 |
| #963 | moxie weed | 1 |
| #598 | mullet wig | 1 |
| #355 | murky potion | 31 |
| #1565 | mushroom fermenting solution | 1 |
| #568 | necklace chain | 1 |
| #856 | ninja hot pants | 1 |
| #627 | ninja mop | 1 |
| #329 | ointment of the occult | 1 |
| #794 | olive | 1 |
| #940 | orange | 1 |
| #1229 | orange candy heart | 1 |
| #1170 | original G | 1 |
| #878 | oversized pizza cutter | 1 |
| #1886 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #1756 | pail | 1 |
| #396 | palm-frond toupee | 1 |
| #1560 | pasta spoon | 1 |
| #913 | patchouli incense stick | 1 |
| #368 | philter of phorce | 1 |
| #1172 | phonics down | 1 |
| #1144 | photoprotoneutron torpedo | 1 |
| #1235 | pickle-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #537 | piercing post | 1 |
| #1098 | pile of candy | 1 |
| #701 | pile of dusty animal bones | 1 |
| #662 | pile of jumping beans | 1 |
| #1155 | pink candy heart | 1 |
| #1206 | pink glowstick | 1 |
| #590 | pitchfork | 1 |
| #1284 | plot hole | 1 |
| #702 | pointy mushroom | 1 |
| #1183 | pool cue | 1 |
| #1607 | pork elf goodies sack | 1 |
| #2212 | porquoise | 1 |
| #1434 | portable corkscrew | 1 |
| #1165 | potato sprout | 1 |
| #692 | poutine | 1 |
| #989 | pr0n legs | 1 |
| #1168 | probability potion | 1 |
| #1189 | procrastination potion | 1 |
| #730 | prosthetic forehead | 1 |
| #2250 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1069 | quantum polarity inducer | 1 |
| #555 | ram horns | 1 |
| #557 | ram stick | 1 |
| #822 | rat appendix | 1 |
| #509 | ratgut | 1 |
| #1500 | ravioli hat | 1 |
| #960 | razor-sharp can lid | 1 |
| #2248 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #1006 | recursive spline reticulator | 1 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #794 | red pixel | 1 |
| #2538 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #513 | redrum | 1 |
| #771 | reodorant | 1 |
| #1109 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 1 |
| #609 | rice bowl | 1 |
| #1124 | ridiculously huge sword | 1 |
| #665 | ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon | 1 |
| #1126 | ring of aggravate monster | 1 |
| #2271 | roll of toilet paper | 1 |
| #855 | royal jelly | 1 |
| #3657 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3655 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3646 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #558 | rubber axe | 1 |
| #1004 | ruby W | 1 |
| #641 | rum and cola | 1 |
| #848 | rusty grave robbing shovel | 1 |
| #318 | rusty metal ring | 1 |
| #325 | rusty metal shaft | 1 |
| #885 | sabre teeth | 1 |
| #682 | safarrri hat | 1 |
| #853 | salty dog | 1 |
| #1704 | saucepan | 1 |
| #1295 | scroll of drastic healing | 1 |
| #1113 | scrumptious reagent | 1 |
| #1102 | seal tooth | 1 |
| #1668 | seal-clubbing club | 1 |
| #411 | serum of sarcasm | 1 |
| #771 | shingle | 1 |
| #2957 | shiny ring | 1 |
| #686 | six pack of Mountain Stream | 1 |
| #1413 | skeleton bone | 1 |
| #944 | skeleton key | 1 |
| #789 | skewer | 1 |
| #1016 | smart skull | 1 |
| #447 | smoky potion | 21 |
| #397 | snarling wolf shield | 1 |
| #969 | snifter of thoroughly aged brandy | 1 |
| #475 | snorkel | 1 |
| #799 | snowboarder pants | 1 |
| #518 | soda water | 1 |
| #1335 | soft green echo eyedrop antidote | 1 |
| #796 | sonar-in-a-biscuit | 1 |
| #3317 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #1062 | spices | 1 |
| #1159 | spider web | 1 |
| #823 | spiked femur | 1 |
| #1063 | spooky eyeliner | 1 |
| #1085 | spooky lipstick | 1 |
| #1156 | spooky shrunken head | 1 |
| #1219 | spooky stick | 1 |
| #1571 | spooky toy wheel | 1 |
| #1066 | spring | 1 |
| #1059 | sprocket | 1 |
| #853 | stalk of asparagus | 1 |
| #999 | star | 1 |
| #918 | star chart | 1 |
| #328 | star pants | 1 |
| #307 | star staff | 1 |
| #193 | star throwing star | 1 |
| #822 | stinky mushroom | 1 |
| #1396 | stone of eXtreme power | 1 |
| #887 | strawberry | 1 |
| #695 | strawberry daiquiri | 1 |
| #463 | strawberry wine | 1 |
| #6998 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 3 |
| #6927 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 3 |
| #3171 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #4827 | stuffed angry cow | 7 |
| #7818 | stuffed astral badger | 2 |
| #7868 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #6837 | stuffed cocoabo | 3 |
| #8912 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #6338 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 4 |
| #7012 | stuffed hand turkey | 3 |
| #6997 | stuffed mind flayer | 3 |
| #1710 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #7878 | stuffed scary death orb | 2 |
| #4796 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #5785 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 5 |
| #7761 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 2 |
| #8883 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #2643 | stuffing | 1 |
| #1050 | sub-molecular interocitor | 1 |
| #1225 | sunken chest | 1 |
| #717 | suntan lotion of moxiousness | 1 |
| #1297 | super-spiky hair gel | 1 |
| #964 | swashbuckling pants | 1 |
| #409 | swirly potion | 23 |
| #831 | taco shell | 1 |
| #1213 | tamarind-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #349 | tambourine | 1 |
| #773 | tattered scrap of paper | 1 |
| #436 | tequila sunrise | 1 |
| #1623 | thin black candle | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #1702 | tiny house | 1 |
| #463 | tiny maracas | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #1124 | tiny shaker of salt | 1 |
| #896 | tires | 1 |
| #1051 | titanium assault umbrella | 1 |
| #1135 | tomato | 1 |
| #1839 | towel | 1 |
| #2210 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #1135 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #1787 | turtle totem | 1 |
| #680 | uncooked chorizo | 1 |
| #148 | unlocked meat locker | 1 |
| #610 | unrefined Mountain Stream syrup | 1 |
| #1042 | viking helmet | 1 |
| #639 | vodka and cranberry | 1 |
| #464 | vodka martini | 1 |
| #894 | vorpal blade | 1 |
| #1101 | wad of dough | 1 |
| #697 | wad of tofu | 1 |
| #631 | warm mushroom | 1 |
| #646 | whiskey and cola | 1 |
| #411 | whiskey and soda | 1 |
| #631 | whiskey sour | 1 |
| #1163 | white candy heart | 1 |
| #962 | white chocolate chips | 1 |
| #586 | white collar | 1 |
| #804 | white picket fence | 1 |
| #1023 | white pixel | 1 |
| #807 | white satin pants | 1 |
| #1059 | white snake skin | 1 |
| #811 | windchimes | 1 |
| #415 | wine spritzer | 1 |
| #1246 | wolf mask | 1 |
| #813 | wooden stakes | 1 |
| #893 | worthless gewgaw | 1 |
| #1039 | worthless knick-knack | 1 |
| #778 | worthless trinket | 1 |
| #1047 | wussiness potion | 1 |
| #1380 | yellow candy heart | 1 |
| #1736 | yeti fur | 1 |
| #2204 | yo | 1 |