| #1759 | Mad Train wine | 1 |
| #1985 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #701 | Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs | 1 |
| #1110 | Meleegraâ„¢ pills | 1 |
| #1139 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub | 1 |
| #988 | Mohawk wig | 1 |
| #374 | NG | 1 |
| #845 | Orcish baseball cap | 1 |
| #794 | Orcish cargo shorts | 1 |
| #886 | Penultimate Fantasy chest | 1 |
| #780 | Pine-Fresh air freshener | 1 |
| #941 | Ram's Face Lager | 1 |
| #647 | Rock and Roll Legend | 1 |
| #726 | Snow Queen Crown | 1 |
| #1109 | Spam Witch sammich | 1 |
| #478 | Spooky-Gro fertilizer | 1 |
| #1953 | Tasty Fun Good rice candy | 1 |
| #574 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #1306 | Trollhouse cookies | 1 |
| #1286 | Wand of Nagamar | 1 |
| #1105 | Warm Subject gift certificate | 1 |
| #478 | White Citadel burger | 1 |
| #904 | lihc face | 1 |
| #1210 | lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #1026 | line | 1 |
| #456 | linoleum crossbow | 1 |
| #871 | linoleum ore | 1 |
| #1297 | little paper umbrella | 1 |
| #1220 | magical ice cubes | 1 |
| #683 | magicalness-in-a-can | 1 |
| #677 | maiden wig | 1 |
| #750 | many-eyed glasses | 1 |
| #481 | margarita | 1 |
| #708 | mariachi G-string | 1 |
| #1299 | mariachi pants | 1 |
| #667 | martini | 1 |
| #1323 | marzipan skull | 1 |
| #694 | meat from yesterday | 1 |
| #983 | meat paste | 1 |
| #1042 | meat stack | 1 |
| #1088 | meat vortex | 1 |
| #1204 | metallic A | 1 |
| #459 | milky potion | 17 |
| #897 | mind flayer corpse | 1 |
| #791 | miner's helmet | 1 |
| #785 | miner's pants | 1 |
| #502 | monkey wrench | 1 |
| #963 | moxie weed | 1 |
| #599 | mullet wig | 1 |
| #354 | murky potion | 31 |
| #1564 | mushroom fermenting solution | 1 |
| #568 | necklace chain | 1 |
| #857 | ninja hot pants | 1 |
| #628 | ninja mop | 1 |
| #329 | ointment of the occult | 1 |
| #796 | olive | 1 |
| #942 | orange | 1 |
| #1227 | orange candy heart | 1 |
| #1171 | original G | 1 |
| #878 | oversized pizza cutter | 1 |
| #1889 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #1761 | pail | 1 |
| #396 | palm-frond toupee | 1 |
| #1564 | pasta spoon | 1 |
| #913 | patchouli incense stick | 1 |
| #368 | philter of phorce | 1 |
| #1171 | phonics down | 1 |
| #1146 | photoprotoneutron torpedo | 1 |
| #1233 | pickle-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #537 | piercing post | 1 |
| #1096 | pile of candy | 1 |
| #704 | pile of dusty animal bones | 1 |
| #661 | pile of jumping beans | 1 |
| #1152 | pink candy heart | 1 |
| #1205 | pink glowstick | 1 |
| #592 | pitchfork | 1 |
| #1281 | plot hole | 1 |
| #702 | pointy mushroom | 1 |
| #1183 | pool cue | 1 |
| #1625 | pork elf goodies sack | 1 |
| #2214 | porquoise | 1 |
| #1433 | portable corkscrew | 1 |
| #1170 | potato sprout | 1 |
| #694 | poutine | 1 |
| #988 | pr0n legs | 1 |
| #1165 | probability potion | 1 |
| #1186 | procrastination potion | 1 |
| #730 | prosthetic forehead | 1 |
| #2254 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1068 | quantum polarity inducer | 1 |
| #557 | ram horns | 1 |
| #557 | ram stick | 1 |
| #822 | rat appendix | 1 |
| #508 | ratgut | 1 |
| #1505 | ravioli hat | 1 |
| #960 | razor-sharp can lid | 1 |
| #2247 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #1005 | recursive spline reticulator | 1 |
| #2228 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #796 | red pixel | 1 |
| #2537 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #514 | redrum | 1 |
| #774 | reodorant | 1 |
| #1107 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 1 |
| #610 | rice bowl | 1 |
| #1123 | ridiculously huge sword | 1 |
| #665 | ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon | 1 |
| #1131 | ring of aggravate monster | 1 |
| #2277 | roll of toilet paper | 1 |
| #855 | royal jelly | 1 |
| #3666 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3661 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3650 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #558 | rubber axe | 1 |
| #1004 | ruby W | 1 |
| #646 | rum and cola | 1 |
| #848 | rusty grave robbing shovel | 1 |
| #319 | rusty metal ring | 1 |
| #324 | rusty metal shaft | 1 |
| #885 | sabre teeth | 1 |
| #683 | safarrri hat | 1 |
| #855 | salty dog | 1 |
| #1707 | saucepan | 1 |
| #1294 | scroll of drastic healing | 1 |
| #1113 | scrumptious reagent | 1 |
| #1103 | seal tooth | 1 |
| #1670 | seal-clubbing club | 1 |
| #412 | serum of sarcasm | 1 |
| #770 | shingle | 1 |
| #2957 | shiny ring | 1 |
| #686 | six pack of Mountain Stream | 1 |
| #1412 | skeleton bone | 1 |
| #944 | skeleton key | 1 |
| #788 | skewer | 1 |
| #1014 | smart skull | 1 |
| #447 | smoky potion | 21 |
| #397 | snarling wolf shield | 1 |
| #971 | snifter of thoroughly aged brandy | 1 |
| #475 | snorkel | 1 |
| #803 | snowboarder pants | 1 |
| #522 | soda water | 1 |
| #1333 | soft green echo eyedrop antidote | 1 |
| #797 | sonar-in-a-biscuit | 1 |
| #3319 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #1064 | spices | 1 |
| #1158 | spider web | 1 |
| #820 | spiked femur | 1 |
| #1063 | spooky eyeliner | 1 |
| #1086 | spooky lipstick | 1 |
| #1154 | spooky shrunken head | 1 |
| #1220 | spooky stick | 1 |
| #1572 | spooky toy wheel | 1 |
| #1064 | spring | 1 |
| #1057 | sprocket | 1 |
| #854 | stalk of asparagus | 1 |
| #1001 | star | 1 |
| #920 | star chart | 1 |
| #330 | star pants | 1 |
| #309 | star staff | 1 |
| #193 | star throwing star | 1 |
| #821 | stinky mushroom | 1 |
| #1394 | stone of eXtreme power | 1 |
| #889 | strawberry | 1 |
| #699 | strawberry daiquiri | 1 |
| #466 | strawberry wine | 1 |
| #7011 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 3 |
| #6941 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 3 |
| #3167 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #4837 | stuffed angry cow | 7 |
| #7838 | stuffed astral badger | 2 |
| #7884 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #6853 | stuffed cocoabo | 3 |
| #8928 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #6352 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 4 |
| #7027 | stuffed hand turkey | 3 |
| #7009 | stuffed mind flayer | 3 |
| #1714 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #7890 | stuffed scary death orb | 2 |
| #4806 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #5798 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 5 |
| #7777 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 2 |
| #8894 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #2643 | stuffing | 1 |
| #1049 | sub-molecular interocitor | 1 |
| #1226 | sunken chest | 1 |
| #719 | suntan lotion of moxiousness | 1 |
| #1295 | super-spiky hair gel | 1 |
| #964 | swashbuckling pants | 1 |
| #409 | swirly potion | 23 |
| #831 | taco shell | 1 |
| #1210 | tamarind-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #350 | tambourine | 1 |
| #774 | tattered scrap of paper | 1 |
| #438 | tequila sunrise | 1 |
| #1620 | thin black candle | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #1700 | tiny house | 1 |
| #463 | tiny maracas | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #1125 | tiny shaker of salt | 1 |
| #892 | tires | 1 |
| #1050 | titanium assault umbrella | 1 |
| #1137 | tomato | 1 |
| #1843 | towel | 1 |
| #2210 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #1132 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #1791 | turtle totem | 1 |
| #679 | uncooked chorizo | 1 |
| #148 | unlocked meat locker | 1 |
| #609 | unrefined Mountain Stream syrup | 1 |
| #1043 | viking helmet | 1 |
| #638 | vodka and cranberry | 1 |
| #467 | vodka martini | 1 |
| #895 | vorpal blade | 1 |
| #1099 | wad of dough | 1 |
| #696 | wad of tofu | 1 |
| #631 | warm mushroom | 1 |
| #648 | whiskey and cola | 1 |
| #412 | whiskey and soda | 1 |
| #631 | whiskey sour | 1 |
| #1158 | white candy heart | 1 |
| #958 | white chocolate chips | 1 |
| #586 | white collar | 1 |
| #802 | white picket fence | 1 |
| #1026 | white pixel | 1 |
| #809 | white satin pants | 1 |
| #1059 | white snake skin | 1 |
| #815 | windchimes | 1 |
| #415 | wine spritzer | 1 |
| #1244 | wolf mask | 1 |
| #811 | wooden stakes | 1 |
| #896 | worthless gewgaw | 1 |
| #1041 | worthless knick-knack | 1 |
| #785 | worthless trinket | 1 |
| #1045 | wussiness potion | 1 |
| #1377 | yellow candy heart | 1 |
| #1736 | yeti fur | 1 |
| #2204 | yo | 1 |