| #140 | 4-d camera | 1 |
| #76 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 3 |
| 🥈 | All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig | 1 |
| #214 | Atomic Pop | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #2031 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 5 |
| #1119 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1014 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1055 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1090 | CRIMBCO mug | 7 |
| #930 | CRIMBCO wine | 7 |
| #1368 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #175 | Crimbojito | 1 |
| #1538 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 1 |
| #1467 | Elder Turtle Shell | 2 |
| #519 | FDKOL hotcakes | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #1675 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| 🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| #430 | Knob Goblin Uberpants | 1 |
| #232 | L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate | 98 |
| #2765 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 4 |
| #117 | Saccharine Maple pendant | 1 |
| #2544 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| 🥈 | Stabonic scroll | 1 |
| #85 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 | 1 |
| #967 | The Joy of Wassailing | 1 |
| #44 | The Legendary Beat | 1 |
| #60 | The Lot's engagement ring | 1 |
| #1574 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #26 | Time Bandit Time Towel | 2 |
| #16 | Time Cape | 1 |
| 🥇 | Trivial Avocations board game | 1 |
| #1251 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| 🥈 | Uncle Crimbo's hat | 1 |
| #895 | abominable snowcone | 6 |
| #1566 | adorable seal larva | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #1882 | anniversary gift box | 2 |
| #354 | antique pair of blue jeans | 2 |
| #930 | antique record album | 1 |
| #126 | archaeologing shovel | 1 |
| #82 | astronaut ice-cream | 6 |
| #5059 | badass belt | 5 |
| #363 | bag of bones | 3 |
| #328 | beer-scented teddy bear | 1 |
| #1209 | bit of clingfilm | 2 |
| #159 | blue plastic baby | 2 |
| #262 | booze-soaked cherry | 1 |
| #215 | bucket of honey | 7 |
| #706 | bugbear bungguard | 4 |
| #485 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 6 |
| #145 | can-you-dig-it? | 1 |
| #996 | cheap toaster | 2 |
| #527 | chintzy turtle brooch | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #113 | crotchety pants | 1 |
| #94 | disposable instant camera | 1 |
| #1639 | doll house | 1 |
| #1607 | dollhive | 1 |
| #2970 | easter egg balloon | 5 |
| #687 | festive sausage | 2 |
| #147 | figurine of a cute baby seal | 1 |
| #422 | figurine of a wretched-looking seal | 1 |
| #572 | fuzzy busby | 2 |
| #1242 | fuzzy dice | 5 |
| #1593 | giant pinky ring | 5 |
| #3809 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
| #136 | guard turtle collar | 6 |
| #627 | holiday cheese log | 2 |
| #141 | incredible pizza | 1 |
| #47 | jar of psychoses (The Captain of the Gourd) | 1 |
| #49 | jar of psychoses (The Crackpot Mystic) | 1 |
| #47 | jar of psychoses (The Suspicious-Looking Guy) | 1 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #1801 | old sweatpants | 5 |
| 🥇 | oxygenated eggnog helmet | 1 |
| #1036 | sawblade shield | 1 |
| #582 | slow jam collection | 7 |
| #1830 | solid gold bowling ball | 4 |
| #54 | sucker hakama | 3 |
| #2033 | teddy bear | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #993 | towel | 6 |
| #66 | turtling rod | 2 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #101 | yellow plastic hard hat | 1 |