| #141 | 4-d camera | 1 |
| #74 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 3 |
| 🥈 | All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig | 1 |
| #217 | Atomic Pop | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #2033 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 5 |
| #1118 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1053 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1088 | CRIMBCO mug | 7 |
| #929 | CRIMBCO wine | 7 |
| #1368 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #175 | Crimbojito | 1 |
| #1539 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 1 |
| #1468 | Elder Turtle Shell | 2 |
| #521 | FDKOL hotcakes | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #1674 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| 🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| #430 | Knob Goblin Uberpants | 1 |
| #232 | L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate | 98 |
| #2767 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 4 |
| #118 | Saccharine Maple pendant | 1 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| 🥈 | Stabonic scroll | 1 |
| #85 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 | 1 |
| #967 | The Joy of Wassailing | 1 |
| #44 | The Legendary Beat | 1 |
| #61 | The Lot's engagement ring | 1 |
| #1576 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #26 | Time Bandit Time Towel | 2 |
| #16 | Time Cape | 1 |
| 🥇 | Trivial Avocations board game | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| 🥈 | Uncle Crimbo's hat | 1 |
| #895 | abominable snowcone | 6 |
| #1568 | adorable seal larva | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #1883 | anniversary gift box | 2 |
| #354 | antique pair of blue jeans | 2 |
| #933 | antique record album | 1 |
| #125 | archaeologing shovel | 1 |
| #82 | astronaut ice-cream | 6 |
| #5054 | badass belt | 5 |
| #364 | bag of bones | 3 |
| #328 | beer-scented teddy bear | 1 |
| #1205 | bit of clingfilm | 2 |
| #160 | blue plastic baby | 2 |
| #263 | booze-soaked cherry | 1 |
| #215 | bucket of honey | 7 |
| #705 | bugbear bungguard | 4 |
| #485 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 6 |
| #144 | can-you-dig-it? | 1 |
| #997 | cheap toaster | 2 |
| #527 | chintzy turtle brooch | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #113 | crotchety pants | 1 |
| #94 | disposable instant camera | 1 |
| #1640 | doll house | 1 |
| #1607 | dollhive | 1 |
| #2969 | easter egg balloon | 5 |
| #686 | festive sausage | 2 |
| #147 | figurine of a cute baby seal | 1 |
| #422 | figurine of a wretched-looking seal | 1 |
| #571 | fuzzy busby | 2 |
| #1240 | fuzzy dice | 5 |
| #1593 | giant pinky ring | 5 |
| #3809 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
| #136 | guard turtle collar | 6 |
| #626 | holiday cheese log | 2 |
| #140 | incredible pizza | 1 |
| #47 | jar of psychoses (The Captain of the Gourd) | 1 |
| #49 | jar of psychoses (The Crackpot Mystic) | 1 |
| #48 | jar of psychoses (The Suspicious-Looking Guy) | 1 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #1801 | old sweatpants | 5 |
| 🥇 | oxygenated eggnog helmet | 1 |
| #1031 | sawblade shield | 1 |
| #583 | slow jam collection | 7 |
| #1829 | solid gold bowling ball | 4 |
| #54 | sucker hakama | 3 |
| #2033 | teddy bear | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #993 | towel | 6 |
| #66 | turtling rod | 2 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #101 | yellow plastic hard hat | 1 |