| #916 | Angry Farmer candy | 45 |
| #610 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #1781 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 6 |
| #223 | Bash-Ōs boxtop | 5 |
| #1919 | Bonerdagon necklace | 2 |
| #1677 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #2771 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #1762 | CRIMBCO mug | 2 |
| #1643 | CRIMBCO wine | 2 |
| #179 | Chester's bag of candy | 1 |
| #174 | Chester's cutoffs | 1 |
| #184 | Chester's moustache | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #1819 | Drowsy Sword | 4 |
| #1859 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 3 |
| #2383 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #88 | Gin Mint | 1 |
| #1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #85 | Gold Velvet™ whiskey | 1 |
| #87 | Hodgman's almanac | 1 |
| #1197 | Jack-in-the-box | 1 |
| #1905 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 9 |
| #364 | Monstar energy beverage | 9 |
| #91 | Morlock's Mark Bourbon | 1 |
| #511 | Mountain Stream soda | 23 |
| #195 | Oscus's pelt | 1 |
| #1594 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 2 |
| #66 | Shot of Kardashian Gin | 1 |
| #928 | Tasty Fun Good rice candy | 28 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1570 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #15 | Xiblaxian holo-schematic: space whiskey | 1 |
| #2238 | Yummy Tummy bean | 22 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #380 | bacon bath ball | 2 |
| #3417 | badass belt | 12 |
| #329 | batskin belt | 1 |
| #1455 | bottle of goofballs | 16 |
| #70 | bottle of norwhiskey | 2 |
| #1066 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 1 |
| #1505 | bottle of whiskey | 1 |
| #5005 | box of sunshine | 7 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #117 | can of Red Minotaur | 40 |
| 🥈 | carbonite visor | 1 |
| #997 | cheap toaster | 2 |
| #455 | cold ninja mask | 5 |
| #127 | drum of tommy ammo | 8 |
| #1472 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 2 |
| #1137 | fat stacks of cash | 2 |
| #6 | flaregun | 8,030 |
| #88 | frigid hankyū | 9 |
| #646 | frigid ninja stars | 23 |
| #597 | frozen nunchaku | 2 |
| #1242 | fuzzy dice | 5 |
| #128 | gin and tonic | 1 |
| #129 | glass of bourbon | 3 |
| #3138 | grue egg | 5 |
| #2689 | handful of confetti | 10 |
| #504 | happiness | 2 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| 🥈 | laser cannon | 1 |
| #267 | lawn dart | 1 |
| #297 | lump of diamond | 9 |
| #367 | magilaser blastercannon | 3 |
| #377 | marzipan skull | 31 |
| #1344 | motivational poster | 1 |
| #250 | myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball | 1 |
| #1518 | obsidian dagger | 9 |
| #1689 | old sweatpants | 7 |
| #906 | photoprotoneutron torpedo | 5 |
| #421 | pile of candy | 17 |
| 🥈 | plexifoam chin strap | 1 |
| #1723 | really dense meat stack | 1 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #1701 | sandwich of the gods | 2 |
| 🥈 | silicon-infused gluteal shield | 1 |
| #214 | slime-soaked brain | 1 |
| #2837 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #2042 | spectre scepter | 9 |
| #2241 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #22 | stick of dynamite | 258 |
| #269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
| #257 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #800 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #75 | very fancy whiskey | 1 |
| #646 | whiskey and cola | 1 |
| #411 | whiskey and soda | 1 |
| #104 | whiskey bittersweet | 1 |
| #247 | whiskey in a broken glass | 1 |
| #631 | whiskey sour | 1 |
| #32 | whiskey squeeze | 1 |