cheshire vampire

RankItemQuantity
#114"Humorous" T-shirt1
#1229Argarggagarg's fang1
#27Ax of L'rose1
🥈Big Candy's tophat1
#176Chester's cutoffs1
#2465Colander of Em-er'il1
#1168Disco 'Fro Pick3
#2741Drowsy Sword1
#1789El Sombrero De Lopez1
#2385Elder Turtle Shell1
🥈Fuzzby1
#26Hodgman's garbage sticker2
#1206Instant Karma1
🥇Jackass Plumber home game1
#815La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez1
#779Lederhosen of the Night1
#3363Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet2
🥇Marvelous Unitard1
#217Ol' Scratch's ash can1
#187Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat1
#2542Scalp of Gorgolok1
🥈Stabonic scroll1
🥈The Spirit of Crimbo1
🥇Trivial Avocations board game1
🥈Underworld acorn1
#182Zombo's grievous greaves1
🥇all-year sucker1
#227anniversary chutney sculpture1
🥈anniversary concrete fedora1
🥈anniversary safety glass vest1
#5941badass belt3
#72bark beret1
#70bark boxers1
#91bark bracelet1
#1014bit of clingfilm3
#262booze-soaked cherry1
#5027bottle of goofballs1
#7459box of sunshine1
#3276club necklace1
🥉control crystal1
#123das boot1
#71dinged-up triangle1
#2320duct tape1
#5140easter egg balloon1
#1180encoder ring1
#1407fake hand5
#1352filthy lucre11
#1610flashing novelty button1
🥈fossilized necklace1
#3222fuzzy dice2
#632green clay bead8
#3473grue egg4
#5197handful of confetti1
#132hardened slime belt1
#2509heart necklace2
🥇heart of dark chocolate1
#1679heart of the volcano1
🥉hobo code binder1
#19hobo dungarees1
#1044hobo nickel22
#27hobo stogie1
#148hyperinflated seal lung2
🥈indie comic hipster glasses1
#43jar of anniversary jam1
🥉left-handed melodica1
#2850obsidian dagger2
#1808old sweatpants5
#153outrageous sombrero1
#1651pet rock "Groucho" disguise1
#1882pet rock "Snooty" disguise1
#547pink clay bead15
#249pink glowstick9
#475purple clay bead4
#67rickety old unicycle1
#3661rubber WWSPD? bracelet1
#3651rubber WWtNSD? bracelet1
#1031sawblade shield1
#17seal tooth14,676
#97severed flipper2
#14slime-covered greaves1
#35slime-covered speargun1
🥉snow pants1
#3319spade necklace1
#106spandex anniversary shorts1
#3303spectre scepter2
#8965stuffed sleazy gravy fairy1
🥈superhero mask1
🥇time sleigh1
#174tin star1
🥇wand of fudge control1
🥇webbed comic mask1
#91willowy bonnet1

Wow, that's 14,855 items total!

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