cheshire vampire

RankItemQuantity
#114"Humorous" T-shirt1
#1229Argarggagarg's fang1
#27Ax of L'rose1
🥈Big Candy's tophat1
#174Chester's cutoffs1
#2464Colander of Em-er'il1
#1168Disco 'Fro Pick3
#2740Drowsy Sword1
#1785El Sombrero De Lopez1
#2384Elder Turtle Shell1
🥈Fuzzby1
#26Hodgman's garbage sticker2
#1206Instant Karma1
🥇Jackass Plumber home game1
#815La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez1
#778Lederhosen of the Night1
#3361Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet2
🥇Marvelous Unitard1
#216Ol' Scratch's ash can1
#186Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat1
#2541Scalp of Gorgolok1
🥈Stabonic scroll1
🥈The Spirit of Crimbo1
🥇Trivial Avocations board game1
🥈Underworld acorn1
#182Zombo's grievous greaves1
🥇all-year sucker1
#227anniversary chutney sculpture1
🥈anniversary concrete fedora1
🥈anniversary safety glass vest1
#5938badass belt3
#72bark beret1
#70bark boxers1
#91bark bracelet1
#1014bit of clingfilm3
#263booze-soaked cherry1
#5026bottle of goofballs1
#7455box of sunshine1
#3274club necklace1
🥉control crystal1
#123das boot1
#71dinged-up triangle1
#2321duct tape1
#5138easter egg balloon1
#1180encoder ring1
#1407fake hand5
#1351filthy lucre11
#1610flashing novelty button1
🥈fossilized necklace1
#3220fuzzy dice2
#632green clay bead8
#3472grue egg4
#5199handful of confetti1
#133hardened slime belt1
#2507heart necklace2
🥇heart of dark chocolate1
#1679heart of the volcano1
🥉hobo code binder1
#19hobo dungarees1
#1042hobo nickel22
#27hobo stogie1
#148hyperinflated seal lung2
🥈indie comic hipster glasses1
#43jar of anniversary jam1
🥉left-handed melodica1
#2847obsidian dagger2
#1801old sweatpants5
#153outrageous sombrero1
#1651pet rock "Groucho" disguise1
#1882pet rock "Snooty" disguise1
#547pink clay bead15
#249pink glowstick9
#476purple clay bead4
#65rickety old unicycle1
#3658rubber WWSPD? bracelet1
#3648rubber WWtNSD? bracelet1
#1031sawblade shield1
#17seal tooth14,676
#97severed flipper2
#13slime-covered greaves1
#35slime-covered speargun1
🥉snow pants1
#3320spade necklace1
#106spandex anniversary shorts1
#3300spectre scepter2
#8961stuffed sleazy gravy fairy1
🥈superhero mask1
🥇time sleigh1
#174tin star1
🥇wand of fudge control1
🥇webbed comic mask1
#91willowy bonnet1

Wow, that's 14,855 items total!

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