| #114 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
| #1228 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #175 | Chester's cutoffs | 1 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #1168 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 3 |
| #2742 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #1785 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #26 | Hodgman's garbage sticker | 2 |
| #1203 | Instant Karma | 1 |
| 🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| #815 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 1 |
| #777 | Lederhosen of the Night | 1 |
| #3359 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 2 |
| 🥇 | Marvelous Unitard | 1 |
| #216 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
| #187 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
| #2542 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| 🥈 | Stabonic scroll | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| 🥇 | Trivial Avocations board game | 1 |
| 🥈 | Underworld acorn | 1 |
| #181 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 1 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #5940 | badass belt | 3 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #1015 | bit of clingfilm | 3 |
| #263 | booze-soaked cherry | 1 |
| #5026 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #7453 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #3274 | club necklace | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #124 | das boot | 1 |
| #71 | dinged-up triangle | 1 |
| #2324 | duct tape | 1 |
| #5139 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #1180 | encoder ring | 1 |
| #1408 | fake hand | 5 |
| #1353 | filthy lucre | 11 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| 🥈 | fossilized necklace | 1 |
| #3221 | fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #630 | green clay bead | 8 |
| #3471 | grue egg | 4 |
| #5202 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #134 | hardened slime belt | 1 |
| #2505 | heart necklace | 2 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #1680 | heart of the volcano | 1 |
| 🥉 | hobo code binder | 1 |
| #19 | hobo dungarees | 1 |
| #1045 | hobo nickel | 22 |
| #27 | hobo stogie | 1 |
| #148 | hyperinflated seal lung | 2 |
| 🥈 | indie comic hipster glasses | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| 🥉 | left-handed melodica | 1 |
| #2848 | obsidian dagger | 2 |
| #1800 | old sweatpants | 5 |
| #153 | outrageous sombrero | 1 |
| #1652 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 1 |
| #1883 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 1 |
| #547 | pink clay bead | 15 |
| #249 | pink glowstick | 9 |
| #475 | purple clay bead | 4 |
| #67 | rickety old unicycle | 1 |
| #3658 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3649 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #1034 | sawblade shield | 1 |
| #17 | seal tooth | 14,676 |
| #97 | severed flipper | 2 |
| #14 | slime-covered greaves | 1 |
| #35 | slime-covered speargun | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow pants | 1 |
| #3319 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #3298 | spectre scepter | 2 |
| #8963 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| 🥈 | superhero mask | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #174 | tin star | 1 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| 🥇 | webbed comic mask | 1 |
| #91 | willowy bonnet | 1 |