| #130 | 30669 scroll | 94 |
| #191 | 33398 scroll | 114 |
| #91 | 64067 scroll | 8 |
| #394 | 668 scroll | 1 |
| #2230 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #1256 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #1920 | Bonerdagon necklace | 2 |
| #1673 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #1792 | Boss Bat britches | 4 |
| #480 | Cloaca grenade | 33 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #815 | Crimboween memo | 13 |
| #2661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #816 | Dyspepsi grenade | 11 |
| #1468 | Elder Turtle Shell | 2 |
| #61 | Ferrigno's Elixir of Power | 20 |
| #1688 | Feynman gate | 1 |
| #1600 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1560 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 2 |
| #1232 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 2 |
| #1029 | abominable snowcone | 4 |
| #1006 | acoustic guitarrr | 1 |
| #1652 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 4 |
| #147 | apathetic lizardman doll | 1 |
| #2064 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #4406 | badass belt | 7 |
| #218 | banjo strings | 1 |
| #961 | barbed-wire fence | 1 |
| #434 | baseball | 9 |
| #606 | batblade | 2 |
| #1022 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 1 |
| #117 | bigger stick | 1 |
| #665 | bone rattle | 1 |
| #537 | bottle of popskull | 2 |
| #941 | bottle of rum | 15 |
| #1260 | bottle of vodka | 1 |
| #739 | bottle of whiskey | 23 |
| #584 | box | 12 |
| #1334 | boxed wine | 1 |
| #696 | broken cellular phone | 1 |
| #796 | bubbly potion | 3 |
| #1300 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 6 |
| #1024 | candied yams | 8 |
| #4134 | candy cane | 2 |
| #1326 | candy stake | 5 |
| #1145 | capacitor relay | 6 |
| #1278 | carbon nanotube frame | 5 |
| #1199 | chaos butterfly | 18 |
| #824 | chopsticks | 1 |
| #452 | chrome crossbow | 1 |
| #363 | chrome ore | 14 |
| #429 | chrome staff | 1 |
| #523 | chrome sword | 1 |
| #1795 | clown hammer | 1 |
| #878 | coconut shell | 9 |
| #597 | coffin lid | 1 |
| #777 | cold ninja mask | 1 |
| #311 | cold nuggets | 2 |
| #1243 | cranberries | 1 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #964 | dark potion | 1 |
| #618 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #766 | desiccated apricot | 1 |
| #2467 | diamond necklace | 2 |
| #120 | dingy planks | 3 |
| #457 | disease | 18 |
| #787 | disintegrating quill pen | 1 |
| #1299 | disturbing fanfic | 11 |
| #783 | dry noodles | 15 |
| #76 | dry vodka martini | 8 |
| #1641 | easter egg balloon | 14 |
| #196 | enchanted bean | 17 |
| #206 | enchanted eyepatch | 1 |
| #1391 | evil googly eye | 1 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #1086 | eyepatch | 1 |
| #374 | fairy gravy boat | 2 |
| #1807 | fake fake vomit | 2 |
| #1288 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #2422 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #1747 | felt | 3 |
| #972 | filthy knitted dread sack | 1 |
| #1764 | fire | 1 |
| #619 | flange | 1 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #793 | foolscap fool's cap | 1 |
| #456 | frigid ninja stars | 61 |
| #731 | frozen nunchaku | 1 |
| #2871 | fruitcake | 2 |
| #158 | funky brass fez | 1 |
| #2296 | fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #3809 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
| #2190 | googly eye | 2 |
| #296 | hair spray | 21 |
| #1515 | herbal stuffing | 4 |
| #1375 | ion grid | 4 |
| #834 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 2 |
| #1289 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #311 | orange glowstick | 7 |
| #1890 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #1433 | portable corkscrew | 1 |
| #2221 | possessed top | 1 |
| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #919 | puce paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #1564 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #688 | quantum polarity inducer | 3 |
| #2247 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #1005 | recursive spline reticulator | 1 |
| #356 | red paisley oyster egg | 9 |
| #1458 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1107 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 1 |
| #660 | [2108]rock | 6 |
| #829 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 2 |
| #939 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #1127 | spooky eggnog | 5 |
| #1856 | spooky felt | 1 |
| #1007 | spooky length of string | 9 |
| #1333 | spooky stuffing | 2 |
| #1049 | spooky wooden block | 5 |
| #226 | stick | 11 |
| #484 | stringy sinew | 19 |
| #3170 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #3201 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #1559 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #2808 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #2814 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #1865 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1404 | tooth | 1 |
| #2083 | toothsome rock | 2 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #2209 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #2127 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #1815 | toy ray gun | 2 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #3145 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #1912 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 2 |
| #1538 | wheel | 1 |
| #1800 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1637 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #383 | yo | 25 |