| #130 | 30669 scroll | 94 |
| #191 | 33398 scroll | 114 |
| #91 | 64067 scroll | 8 |
| #393 | 668 scroll | 1 |
| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #1258 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #1919 | Bonerdagon necklace | 2 |
| #1677 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #1785 | Boss Bat britches | 4 |
| #478 | Cloaca grenade | 33 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #2461 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #816 | Crimboween memo | 13 |
| #2662 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #813 | Dyspepsi grenade | 11 |
| #1460 | Elder Turtle Shell | 2 |
| #61 | Ferrigno's Elixir of Power | 20 |
| #1689 | Feynman gate | 1 |
| #1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1562 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 2 |
| #1230 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 2 |
| #1029 | abominable snowcone | 4 |
| #1006 | acoustic guitarrr | 1 |
| #1654 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 4 |
| #147 | apathetic lizardman doll | 1 |
| #2065 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #4410 | badass belt | 7 |
| #217 | banjo strings | 1 |
| #958 | barbed-wire fence | 1 |
| #432 | baseball | 9 |
| #605 | batblade | 2 |
| #1023 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 1 |
| #117 | bigger stick | 1 |
| #664 | bone rattle | 1 |
| #537 | bottle of popskull | 2 |
| #942 | bottle of rum | 15 |
| #1262 | bottle of vodka | 1 |
| #738 | bottle of whiskey | 23 |
| #586 | box | 12 |
| #1335 | boxed wine | 1 |
| #696 | broken cellular phone | 1 |
| #795 | bubbly potion | 3 |
| #1297 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 6 |
| #1024 | candied yams | 8 |
| #4135 | candy cane | 2 |
| #1325 | candy stake | 5 |
| #1145 | capacitor relay | 6 |
| #1277 | carbon nanotube frame | 5 |
| #1197 | chaos butterfly | 18 |
| #820 | chopsticks | 1 |
| #452 | chrome crossbow | 1 |
| #363 | chrome ore | 14 |
| #429 | chrome staff | 1 |
| #521 | chrome sword | 1 |
| #1796 | clown hammer | 1 |
| #866 | coconut shell | 9 |
| #595 | coffin lid | 1 |
| #778 | cold ninja mask | 1 |
| #310 | cold nuggets | 2 |
| #1241 | cranberries | 1 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #961 | dark potion | 1 |
| #619 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #764 | desiccated apricot | 1 |
| #2464 | diamond necklace | 2 |
| #120 | dingy planks | 3 |
| #455 | disease | 18 |
| #788 | disintegrating quill pen | 1 |
| #1299 | disturbing fanfic | 11 |
| #775 | dry noodles | 15 |
| #76 | dry vodka martini | 8 |
| #1641 | easter egg balloon | 14 |
| #195 | enchanted bean | 17 |
| #204 | enchanted eyepatch | 1 |
| #1390 | evil googly eye | 1 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #1085 | eyepatch | 1 |
| #374 | fairy gravy boat | 2 |
| #1812 | fake fake vomit | 2 |
| #1291 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #2423 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #1747 | felt | 3 |
| #970 | filthy knitted dread sack | 1 |
| #1759 | fire | 1 |
| #620 | flange | 1 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #788 | foolscap fool's cap | 1 |
| #453 | frigid ninja stars | 61 |
| #731 | frozen nunchaku | 1 |
| #2871 | fruitcake | 2 |
| #158 | funky brass fez | 1 |
| #2294 | fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #3806 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
| #2190 | googly eye | 2 |
| #295 | hair spray | 21 |
| #1513 | herbal stuffing | 4 |
| #1376 | ion grid | 4 |
| #835 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 2 |
| #1288 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #311 | orange glowstick | 7 |
| #1886 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #1434 | portable corkscrew | 1 |
| #2220 | possessed top | 1 |
| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #919 | puce paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #1561 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #689 | quantum polarity inducer | 3 |
| #2248 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #1006 | recursive spline reticulator | 1 |
| #356 | red paisley oyster egg | 9 |
| #1457 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1109 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 1 |
| #655 | [2108]rock | 6 |
| #830 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 2 |
| #939 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #1127 | spooky eggnog | 5 |
| #1856 | spooky felt | 1 |
| #1008 | spooky length of string | 9 |
| #1332 | spooky stuffing | 2 |
| #1050 | spooky wooden block | 5 |
| #225 | stick | 11 |
| #482 | stringy sinew | 19 |
| #3171 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #3200 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #2809 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #2815 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #1862 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1404 | tooth | 1 |
| #2083 | toothsome rock | 2 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #2210 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #2128 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #1815 | toy ray gun | 2 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #3145 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #1913 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 2 |
| #1538 | wheel | 1 |
| #1796 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1635 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #383 | yo | 25 |