| #784 | ASCII shirt | 1 |
| #172 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 3 |
| #692 | Bulky Buddy Box | 4 |
| #1151 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #2376 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #318 | Danglin' Chad's loincloth | 2 |
| #857 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #1568 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #813 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #259 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #672 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 3 |
| #613 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 1 |
| #611 | Zim Merman's guitar | 1 |
| #2951 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 2 |
| #2610 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
| #95 | baconstone bracelet | 9 |
| #1911 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #454 | beaten-up Chucks | 1 |
| #5525 | box of sunshine | 5 |
| #232 | broken carburetor | 1 |
| #1626 | buckyball | 1 |
| #1437 | can of Binarrrca | 3 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #619 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #584 | dollhive | 12 |
| #4728 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #116 | hamethyst bracelet | 2 |
| #1453 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #279 | longhaired hippy wig | 2 |
| #2027 | monomolecular yo-yo | 1 |
| #1681 | mylar scout drone | 1 |
| #613 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 8 |
| #2715 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 2 |
| 🥈 | pile of smoking rags | 1 |
| #162 | plexiglass pikestaff | 2 |
| #1807 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #548 | small leather glove | 1 |
| #1397 | spooky bicycle chain | 1 |
| #1368 | spooky cosmetics bag | 1 |
| #1280 | stainless steel scarf | 2 |
| #2143 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #1705 | stainless steel slacks | 2 |
| #1326 | stainless steel solitaire | 2 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #1862 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #900 | toy deathbot | 1 |
| #601 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #442 | tube sock | 1 |
| #1408 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 4 |
| #229 | wreath of laurels | 3 |