| #1425 | 2-ball | 1 |
| #2096 | Angry Farmer candy | 1 |
| #213 | Atomic Pop | 1 |
| #456 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 4 |
| #421 | Boris's key lime pie | 1 |
| #926 | Boris's ring | 1 |
| #50 | Chester's bag of candy | 2 |
| #1235 | Cold Hots candy | 1 |
| #2376 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #1926 | Daffy Taffy | 1 |
| #312 | Divine | 1 |
| #617 | Gummi-Gnauga | 2 |
| #393 | Jarlsberg's key lime pie | 1 |
| #1089 | Knob Goblin love potion | 1 |
| #646 | Knob sausage | 1 |
| #507 | Lucky Surprise Egg | 5 |
| #304 | Mae West | 1 |
| #259 | Mariner's Friend cough drops | 1 |
| #2684 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #4 | Radio KoL Flashlight | 1 |
| #11 | Radio KoL Keychain | 1 |
| #282 | Raggedy Hippy doll | 1 |
| #1461 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 1 |
| #2659 | Rock Pops | 1 |
| #1318 | Senior Mints | 1 |
| #397 | Sneaky Pete's key lime pie | 1 |
| #263 | Steal This Candy | 9 |
| #1953 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 1 |
| #2959 | Yummy Tummy bean | 1 |
| #564 | a little sump'm sump'm | 2 |
| #333 | abandoned candy | 1 |
| #285 | alien drugs | 1 |
| #222 | alien force field disruptor bean | 1 |
| #203 | alien source code printout | 1 |
| #14 | alien source code printout (used) | 1 |
| #618 | alphabet gum | 1 |
| #2951 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 2 |
| #677 | anniversary balloon | 1 |
| #241 | anniversary gift box | 9 |
| #1079 | asparagus knife | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #1885 | bag of airline peanuts | 1 |
| #630 | balaclava baklava | 1 |
| #629 | ballroom blintz | 1 |
| #1911 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #447 | beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 2 |
| #92 | birthday party jellybean cheesecake | 1 |
| #668 | black forest cake | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| #877 | blue snowcone | 1 |
| #611 | blue-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #664 | bone rattle | 1 |
| #743 | bottle of Monsieur Bubble | 1 |
| #622 | bottle of Pinot Renoir | 1 |
| 🥈 | bottle of Professor Beer | 462 |
| #1066 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 1 |
| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
| #219 | box of sunshine | 1,950 |
| #680 | brown sugar cane | 1 |
| #1140 | candied kobold | 1 |
| #855 | candy brain | 1 |
| #4785 | candy cane | 1 |
| #3110 | candy stake | 2 |
| #272 | cherry pie | 1 |
| #109 | chocolate box | 1 |
| #715 | chocolate filthy lucre | 1 |
| #938 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #950 | crazy little Turkish delight | 1 |
| #538 | creamsicle | 1 |
| #460 | cursed sea biscuit | 1 |
| #515 | daisy | 3 |
| #585 | dance card | 1 |
| #395 | double daisy | 1 |
| #441 | ducha de oro | 2 |
| #236 | escargotsicle | 1 |
| #847 | fancy bath salts | 1 |
| #3838 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 1 |
| #2520 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #2393 | felt | 1 |
| #955 | flaming crutch | 1 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #789 | flirtatious feather | 1 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #1412 | fudgecule | 1 |
| #217 | fudgesicle | 1 |
| #3934 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #3806 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
| #72 | glistening staff | 1 |
| #89 | government | 1 |
| #261 | government cheese | 1 |
| #114 | government-issued night-vision goggles | 4 |
| #594 | green balloon | 2 |
| #1159 | green candy heart | 1 |
| #1007 | green glowstick | 1 |
| #595 | green-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #251 | heart-shaped balloon | 50 |
| #1241 | herb brownies | 1 |
| #233 | honey-dew | 1 |
| #357 | hot pink lipstick | 1 |
| #1885 | joybuzzer | 1 |
| #1166 | lavender candy heart | 1 |
| #479 | long pork | 1 |
| #1323 | marzipan skull | 1 |
| #500 | mugcake | 2 |
| #3706 | nanite-infested candy cane | 1 |
| #3328 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 1 |
| #3425 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #231 | oil of slipperiness | 1 |
| #1229 | orange candy heart | 1 |
| #860 | orange snowcone | 1 |
| #556 | orange-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #188 | pair of government shades | 1 |
| #218 | personalized birthday cake | 7 |
| #1098 | pile of candy | 1 |
| #1155 | pink candy heart | 1 |
| #1206 | pink glowstick | 1 |
| #525 | pink-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #2047 | pixellated candy heart | 1 |
| #1083 | pretty flower | 15 |
| #647 | purple-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #57 | radio button candy | 18 |
| #557 | ram stick | 1 |
| #845 | red snowcone | 1 |
| #116 | sane hatrack | 1 |
| #789 | skewer | 1 |
| #1807 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1016 | smart skull | 1 |
| #228 | space junk | 1 |
| #1085 | spooky lipstick | 1 |
| #337 | star key lime pie | 1 |
| #111 | sticky meat pants | 1 |
| #320 | strawberry pie | 1 |
| #2261 | string of blue beads | 1 |
| #2260 | string of green beads | 1 |
| #2246 | string of red beads | 1 |
| #1574 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #1710 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #8951 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #776 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #2643 | stuffing | 1 |
| #216 | sugar banana | 1 |
| #206 | sugar cherry | 1 |
| #211 | sugar lime | 1 |
| #513 | sugar-coated pine cone | 2 |
| #177 | sweet rims | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #1862 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #200 | tulip | 3 |
| #668 | vampire collar | 1 |
| #464 | vodka martini | 1 |
| #902 | white balloon | 1 |
| #1163 | white candy heart | 1 |
| #739 | white chocolate chip cookies | 1 |
| #962 | white chocolate chips | 1 |
| #1041 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1380 | yellow candy heart | 1 |