| #1149 | 1337 7r0uZ0RZ | 1 |
| #1453 | 3-ball | 1 |
| #1459 | Amulet of Yendor | 1 |
| #499 | Boris's ring | 3 |
| #2771 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #2662 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #775 | Jarlsberg's earring | 1 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #430 | Knob Goblin Uberpants | 1 |
| #993 | Knob Goblin elite pants | 1 |
| #972 | Knob Goblin elite polearm | 1 |
| #1207 | Knob Goblin firecracker | 1 |
| #1089 | Knob Goblin love potion | 1 |
| #1044 | Knob Goblin pants | 1 |
| #1118 | Knob Goblin tongs | 1 |
| #887 | Knob Goblin visor | 1 |
| #821 | Knob mushroom | 1 |
| #1017 | Knoll mushroom | 1 |
| #577 | M-242 | 10 |
| #1987 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #2684 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #675 | Orcish baseball cap | 2 |
| #612 | Orcish cargo shorts | 2 |
| #777 | Pine-Fresh air freshener | 1 |
| #2659 | Rock Pops | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #1000 | Wand of Nagamar | 2 |
| #1478 | abominable snowcone | 1 |
| #801 | acid-squirting flower | 2 |
| #1006 | acoustic guitarrr | 1 |
| #1432 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 1 |
| #2951 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 2 |
| #1079 | annoying pitchfork | 1 |
| #1064 | anticheese | 1 |
| #884 | antique greaves | 1 |
| #743 | antique shield | 2 |
| #946 | antique spear | 1 |
| #1296 | awful poetry journal | 11 |
| #4410 | badass belt | 7 |
| #958 | barbed-wire fence | 1 |
| #1911 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #783 | batblade | 1 |
| #701 | big red clown nose | 4 |
| #2087 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2553 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2409 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2375 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2622 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #334 | blundarrrbus | 1 |
| #332 | bottle of ultravitamins | 1 |
| #318 | brass stinger | 1 |
| #795 | bubbly potion | 3 |
| #3831 | candy stake | 1 |
| #697 | cheap toaster | 3 |
| #410 | chocolate spurs | 1 |
| #452 | chrome crossbow | 1 |
| #521 | chrome sword | 1 |
| #966 | cloudy potion | 1 |
| #797 | clown shoes | 1 |
| #778 | cold ninja mask | 1 |
| #295 | cold powder | 1 |
| #745 | cool mushroom | 1 |
| #961 | dark potion | 1 |
| #1036 | dead guy's watch | 2 |
| #177 | diamond-studded fronts | 1 |
| #1717 | disturbing fanfic | 2 |
| #896 | eXtreme mittens | 1 |
| #854 | eXtreme scarf | 1 |
| #3663 | easter egg balloon | 3 |
| #865 | effervescent potion | 2 |
| #1390 | evil googly eye | 1 |
| #1010 | fake plastic grass | 1 |
| #3838 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 1 |
| #2423 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #997 | filthy corduroys | 1 |
| #970 | filthy knitted dread sack | 1 |
| #885 | flaming mushroom | 1 |
| #941 | flaming talons | 1 |
| #826 | frozen mushroom | 1 |
| #425 | furry pants | 1 |
| #983 | fuzzy dice | 6 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #3806 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
| #1493 | gloomy black mushroom | 1 |
| #2190 | googly eye | 2 |
| #2669 | grue egg | 7 |
| #303 | guano coffee cup | 6 |
| #382 | hot nuggets | 1 |
| #357 | hot pink lipstick | 1 |
| #460 | hot wad | 1 |
| #604 | huge spoon | 1 |
| #728 | hypodermic needle | 1 |
| #424 | icy-hot katana | 1 |
| #740 | infernal insoles | 1 |
| #312 | jack flapper | 1 |
| #1764 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #849 | lead necklace | 5 |
| #206 | lead yo-yo | 1 |
| #387 | magnifying glass | 1 |
| #750 | many-eyed glasses | 1 |
| #1982 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2385 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #335 | meatcar model | 1 |
| #936 | milky potion | 1 |
| #302 | miniature carton of clove cigarettes | 1 |
| #364 | moonglasses | 1 |
| #911 | murky potion | 1 |
| #860 | mushroom fermenting solution | 7 |
| #856 | ninja hot pants | 1 |
| #2533 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1732 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #471 | oily golden mushroom | 1 |
| #329 | ointment of the occult | 1 |
| #556 | orange-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #1886 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #396 | palm-frond toupee | 1 |
| #1515 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 2 |
| #1716 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 2 |
| #162 | plexiglass pikestaff | 2 |
| #575 | pointy mushroom | 2 |
| #1404 | possessed top | 3 |
| #730 | prosthetic forehead | 1 |
| #2032 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2250 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2248 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #2538 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #407 | rhesus monkey | 1 |
| #2050 | roll of toilet paper | 3 |
| #2957 | shiny ring | 1 |
| #509 | skewer-mounted razor blade | 1 |
| #939 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #540 | snake | 10 |
| #799 | snowboarder pants | 1 |
| #546 | sparkler | 10 |
| #978 | spooky bicycle chain | 2 |
| #1368 | spooky cosmetics bag | 1 |
| #1063 | spooky eyeliner | 1 |
| #1175 | spooky felt | 6 |
| #1232 | spooky length of string | 6 |
| #1085 | spooky lipstick | 1 |
| #1080 | spooky mushroom | 17 |
| #915 | spooky stuffing | 5 |
| #594 | spooky toy wheel | 9 |
| #1326 | spooky wooden block | 3 |
| #682 | spork | 1 |
| #309 | star buckler | 1 |
| #459 | star crossbow | 1 |
| #328 | star pants | 1 |
| #328 | stench powder | 1 |
| #446 | stench wad | 1 |
| #6998 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 3 |
| #3171 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #8912 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8958 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #1710 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #8951 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8794 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8868 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #2643 | stuffing | 1 |
| #766 | sucky decal | 1 |
| #824 | sunken chest | 7 |
| #964 | swashbuckling pants | 1 |
| #202 | tasket | 2 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #411 | tiny balloon knife | 1 |
| #382 | tiny knife and fork | 1 |
| #463 | tiny maracas | 1 |
| #625 | tiny ninja sword | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #2638 | tiny plastic sauceror | 2 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #1124 | tiny shaker of salt | 1 |
| #263 | tisket | 1 |
| #798 | titanium assault umbrella | 3 |
| #2210 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #1383 | toy train | 1 |
| #3145 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #674 | turtle pheromones | 1 |
| #539 | twinkly nuggets | 1 |
| #516 | twinkly powder | 1 |
| #1078 | twinkly wad | 1 |
| #1908 | useless powder | 1 |
| #1332 | valuable trinket | 26 |
| #78 | weegee sqouija | 1 |
| #1079 | wolf mask | 2 |
| #227 | ye olde golde frontes | 1 |
| #1796 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2817 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1328 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1635 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |