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RankItemQuantity
#2230Ancient Saucehelm1
#232Arrrmetia trading card1
#220Chori Zo trading card1
#394Cloaca grenade43
#456Cloaca-Cola c-rations8
#498Cloaca-Cola knapsack4
#354Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife2
#2464Colander of Em-er'il1
#687Cold Hots candy5
#96Crimbo stocking1
#1326Crimboween memo7
#228Das Überkühlraum trading card1
#2661Disco 'Fro Pick1
#427Dyspepsi grenade31
#771Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations3
#673Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack2
#332Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen2
#1785El Sombrero De Lopez1
#2384Elder Turtle Shell1
#203Ent cider64
#209Inndya trading card1
#227Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card1
#163Knob Goblin stink bomb1
#405Lucky Surprise Egg10
#6Maiali Sifilitici Pinot Noir1
#870Mob Penguin cellular phone16
#302Mob Penguin protection contract10
#232Morbidda trading card1
#246Nayztameetjoo trading card1
#233Poison Oak trading card1
#233Princess Rutabaga trading card1
#2281Rock Pops5
#204Roo trading card1
#711Senior Mints5
#211Serenity trading card1
#9Spasmi Dolorosi Del Rene Champagne1
#217The Grand Poo-Bah trading card1
#208The Snake trading card1
#216Thorny Toad trading card1
#574Tiki lighter1
#61Time Juice8
#10Uovo Marcio Shiraz1
#1625Valentine5
#228Vaso De Agua trading card1
#1281Wint-O-Fresh mint5
#228Woldo trading card1
#139Yeti Protest Sign1
#116abominable snowcone211
#749ancient unspeakable fruitcake8
#189annoying pitchfork14
#451aspirin2
#230astronaut ice-cream2
#5054badass belt5
#344bag of Cheat-Os25
#1029balloon monkey1
#664bat-shaped Crimboween cookie3
#258beertini8
#158bell-shaped Crimbo cookie6
#561black paisley oyster egg9
#801black plastic oyster egg5
#729black polka-dot oyster egg6
#320black striped oyster egg15
#882blood flower5
#162blue paisley oyster egg18
#749blue plastic oyster egg6
#426blue polka-dot oyster egg10
#1113blue striped oyster egg4
#269blue-frosted astral cupcake4
#2100bottle of goofballs10
#163bow3
#142bow staff1
#150bowlegged pants1
#134bowler1
#180box-in-the-box-in-the-box1
#212broken cellular phone21
#490can of Red Minotaur7
#2975can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce1
#558candied kobold5
#2875candied yams1
#868candy cane41
#1783candy stake4
#133cast266
#1823cheap plastic bottle opener1
#423cheap toaster5
#247chintzy accordion pin2
#545chintzy disco ball pendant1
#509chintzy noodle ring1
#508chintzy saucepan earring1
#576chintzy seal pendant1
#216chintzy turtle brooch4
#117clockwork bartender-in-the-box1
#120clockwork chef-in-the-box1
#43clockwork detective skull1
#102clockwork hat1
#747clockwork key1
#134clockwork maid1
#101clockwork pants1
#154clockwork trench coat1
#32dead guy's memento1
#618deck of tropical cards1
#498desiccated apricot6
#2969easter egg balloon5
#597eggnog30
#607empty blowgun2
#126especially salty dog4
#761fancy but probably evil chocolate8
#634fancy chocolate5
#303fez of etymology1
#57flaming crutch327
#158frozen Mob Penguin12
#915fruitcake22
#1240fuzzy dice5
#99giant book of ancient carols1
#1921giant discarded plastic fork2
#781gingerbread bugbear29
#1745gingerbread horror4
#211golden plastic oyster egg1
#338green beer42
#797green candy heart5
#594green-frosted astral cupcake1
#3472grue egg4
#134imitation nice watch1
#478iron pasta spoon11
#364jewelry-making pliers1
#892kneecapping stick10
#633large box1
#778lavender candy heart6
#1086lavender paisley oyster egg3
#492lavender plastic oyster egg8
#359lavender polka-dot oyster egg8
#406lavender striped oyster egg6
#155loaded serum blowgun25
#218lucky Crimbo tiki necklace1
#912mafia aria16
#264magical mystery juice44
#382maple leaf1
#576mauve paisley oyster egg5
#1188mauve plastic oyster egg3
#1846mauve polka-dot oyster egg1
#357mauve striped oyster egg11
#159meat vortex339
#361mugcake5
#418mushroom fermenting solution18
#657off-white paisley oyster egg3
#206off-white plastic oyster egg19
#505off-white polka-dot oyster egg6
#528off-white striped oyster egg5
#430orange and black Crimboween candy9
#923orange candy heart4
#411orange-frosted astral cupcake2
#1186pack of KWE trading card2
#1212pail4
#66papaya1,013
#405papaya slung3
#273petrified time2
#747picture of a dead guy's girlfriend1
#857pink candy heart4
#288pink-frosted astral cupcake3
#1240pixellated candy heart5
#92puce paisley oyster egg20
#54puce plastic oyster egg41
#637puce polka-dot oyster egg6
#754puce striped oyster egg3
#464purple-frosted astral cupcake2
#222red paisley oyster egg13
#316red plastic oyster egg14
#106red polka-dot oyster egg21
#1079red striped oyster egg2
#623salty slug1
#571scroll of pasta summoning18
#422severed rocking horse head1
#439skull-shaped Crimboween cookie4
#1398spooky bicycle chain1
#332spooky cosmetics bag7
#936spooky eggnog6
#379spooky eyeliner6
#1479spooky hockey mask1
#398spooky lipstick6
#1584stainless steel skullcap2
#576support cummerbund10
#42tiny plastic Boris1
#1129tiny plastic Cheshire bat16
#1731tiny plastic Crimbo elf5
#2306tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer3
#924tiny plastic Crimbo wreath4
#524tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram3
#2805tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser2
#49tiny plastic Jarlsberg1
#3074tiny plastic Knob Goblin King1
#3957tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter1
#3871tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl1
#521tiny plastic Scream Queen3
#51tiny plastic Sneaky Pete1
#3891tiny plastic Spunky Princess1
#49tiny plastic Susie1
#3062tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski1
#3926tiny plastic Trouser Snake1
#956tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo4
#851tiny plastic accordion thief6
#608tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll3
#1203tiny plastic angry goat15
#3977tiny plastic apathetic lizardman1
#295tiny plastic baby gravy fairy50
#849tiny plastic barrrnacle21
#2572tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar2
#1813tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball10
#3954tiny plastic brainsweeper1
#2009tiny plastic cocoabo9
#1271tiny plastic coffee pixie14
#1097tiny plastic disco bandit5
#3876tiny plastic drunk goat1
#3920tiny plastic fluffy bunny1
#3922tiny plastic fruit golem1
#1406tiny plastic fuzzy dice13
#1303tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick14
#2021tiny plastic ghuol whelp9
#637tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire3
#924tiny plastic grue19
#3894tiny plastic handsome mariachi1
#1360tiny plastic hermit4
#1652tiny plastic howling balloon monkey11
#809tiny plastic killer bee21
#1156tiny plastic leprechaun16
#939tiny plastic levitating potato19
#1632tiny plastic mosquito11
#1799tiny plastic pastamancer3
#1267tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime14
#4467tiny plastic sauceror1
#697tiny plastic seal clubber7
#3850tiny plastic senile lihc1
#355tiny plastic skeletal reindeer4
#3951tiny plastic smarmy pirate1
#1653tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton11
#853tiny plastic stab bat21
#1387tiny plastic star starfish13
#2293tiny plastic sweet nutcracker3
#3861tiny plastic taco cat1
#851tiny plastic turtle tamer6
#3850tiny plastic whitesnake1
#3846tiny plastic zmobie1
#1734toast163
#1620tofurkey gravy4
#1611tofurkey leg4
#386tomato daiquiri3
#316tree-shaped Crimbo cookie3
🥇tropical Crimbo pressie1
#599tropical paperweight1
#101tropical wrapping paper7
#134unwound clockwork grapefruit1
#112valuable trinket937
#890white candy heart4
#871white chocolate and tomato pizza1
#1933whoopie cushion1
#784worthless trinket1
#509wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie2
#879yellow candy heart8
#442yellow paisley oyster egg6
#682yellow plastic oyster egg9
#512yellow polka-dot oyster egg4
#1061yellow striped oyster egg2
#476zombie pineal gland10

Wow, that's 4,920 items total!

what items are this player missing?