| #1235 | Angry Farmer candy | 20 |
| #1502 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| #955 | Cloaca grenade | 10 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #816 | Crimboween memo | 13 |
| #228 | Das Überkühlraum trading card | 1 |
| #160 | Divine | 5 |
| #176 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 12 |
| #240 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 10 |
| #244 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 9 |
| #757 | Knob Goblin firecracker | 10 |
| #278 | Knob stuffed shells | 2 |
| #768 | M-242 | 7 |
| #1987 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #286 | Neuromancer | 1 |
| #1567 | Tasty Fun Good rice candy | 5 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #1654 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 4 |
| #1079 | annoying pitchfork | 1 |
| #479 | astral mushroom | 16 |
| #1374 | astronaut pants | 3 |
| #964 | baby killer bee | 7 |
| #662 | bag of Cheat-Os | 5 |
| #1911 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #415 | begpwnia | 1 |
| #611 | blue-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #981 | borg sock monkey | 1 |
| #1626 | buckyball | 1 |
| #1591 | can of Binarrrca | 2 |
| #1326 | candy stake | 5 |
| #1014 | canteen of wine | 16 |
| #723 | chaos butterfly | 100 |
| #617 | coconut shell | 30 |
| #198 | cold hi mein | 2 |
| #920 | cyborg doll | 1 |
| #1606 | dollhive | 1 |
| #1902 | evil teddy bear | 3 |
| #1010 | fake plastic grass | 1 |
| #1290 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #2035 | fancy dress ball | 2 |
| #774 | fire | 6 |
| #2302 | gingerbread horror | 3 |
| #1493 | gloomy black mushroom | 1 |
| #144 | gloomy mushroom wine | 5 |
| #79 | goat cheese pizza | 195 |
| #2190 | googly eye | 2 |
| #1682 | green beer | 2 |
| #267 | green candy heart | 100 |
| #547 | grog | 1 |
| #1226 | gyroscope | 1 |
| #399 | half-orchid | 1 |
| #1453 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #30 | horizontal tango | 100 |
| #267 | hot hi mein | 1 |
| #1002 | immense cyborg hand | 5 |
| #1371 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #1288 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #249 | lavender candy heart | 110 |
| #380 | lesser grodulated violet | 2 |
| #1349 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #575 | marionette collective | 1 |
| #2027 | monomolecular yo-yo | 1 |
| #1681 | mylar scout drone | 1 |
| #3078 | nanite-infested candy cane | 2 |
| #313 | orange candy heart | 110 |
| #1185 | pack of KWE trading card | 2 |
| #2714 | pet rock | 1 |
| #220 | pink candy heart | 150 |
| #2220 | possessed top | 1 |
| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #1796 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 2 |
| #1430 | [2108]rock | 1 |
| #210 | set of jacks | 1 |
| #938 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #356 | sleaze wad | 1 |
| #837 | snake | 4 |
| #727 | sparkler | 6 |
| #2625 | spooky eggnog | 2 |
| #1026 | stick | 1 |
| #576 | stick of dynamite | 1 |
| #1520 | stick-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1930 | stringy sinew | 1 |
| #3171 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #5800 | stuffed astral badger | 5 |
| #2982 | stuffed gray blob | 1 |
| #1711 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #1963 | teddy borg | 1 |
| #378 | tin magnolia | 2 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #1404 | tooth | 1 |
| #820 | toothsome rock | 11 |
| #1869 | toy crazy train | 2 |
| #900 | toy deathbot | 1 |
| #1689 | toy jet pack | 2 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #2128 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #1815 | toy ray gun | 2 |
| #1272 | toy space helmet | 4 |
| #3146 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #601 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #2591 | vibrating cyborg knife | 1 |
| #2083 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 6 |
| #934 | wheel | 3 |
| #248 | white candy heart | 130 |
| #232 | yellow candy heart | 220 |
| #1803 | yo | 2 |