| #578 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 2 |
| #432 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 4 |
| #881 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #125 | Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics | 1 |
| #515 | Kissin' Cousins | 2 |
| #1061 | Let Me Be! | 1 |
| #849 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #625 | Ol' Scratch's salad fork | 1 |
| #8 | Oscus's neverending soda | 1 |
| #974 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #470 | Sinful Desires | 1 |
| #946 | Summer Nights | 1 |
| #279 | Tales from the Fireside | 4 |
| #96 | The Six-Pack of Pain | 1 |
| #418 | Travels with Jerry | 3 |
| #17 | Zombo's empty eye | 1 |
| #2610 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
| #642 | bed of coals | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #570 | bowl of fishysoisse | 1 |
| #1067 | buckyball | 3 |
| #557 | concentrated garbage juice | 1 |
| #920 | cyborg doll | 1 |
| #380 | cyborg stompin' boot | 5 |
| #615 | deadly lampshade | 1 |
| #279 | divine blowout | 38 |
| #260 | divine can of silly string | 55 |
| #330 | divine champagne popper | 7 |
| #287 | divine cracker | 13 |
| #287 | divine noisemaker | 40 |
| #79 | filth-encrusted futon | 8 |
| #53 | flamin' bindle | 9 |
| #324 | freezin' bindle | 2 |
| #285 | frigid air mattress | 3 |
| #708 | frozen banquet | 1 |
| #200 | golden ring | 114 |
| #315 | immense cyborg hand | 10 |
| #220 | killing feather | 90 |
| #562 | laser-broiled pear | 14 |
| #563 | lucky bottlecap | 1 |
| 🥇 | mayfly bait necklace | 1 |
| #469 | monomolecular yo-yo | 126 |
| #974 | mylar scout drone | 4 |
| #1211 | nanite-infested candy cane | 8 |
| #1040 | nanite-infested eggnog | 5 |
| #1023 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 5 |
| #618 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 8 |
| #160 | oversized fish scaler | 16 |
| #581 | panhandle panhandling hat | 1 |
| #1103 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #241 | sawblade fragment | 91 |
| #336 | sleazy bindle | 2 |
| #555 | spooky bindle | 1 |
| #486 | stained mattress | 2 |
| #330 | stinkin' bindle | 2 |
| #453 | stuffed gray blob | 93 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #448 | tin cup of mulligan stew | 2 |
| #2846 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 2 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #2092 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 2 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #522 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 3 |
| #3120 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #2785 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 2 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #2768 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 2 |
| #370 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 4 |
| #3900 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #420 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 4 |
| #4017 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #1755 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 4 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #2786 | tiny plastic beanbat | 2 |
| #2792 | tiny plastic blooper | 2 |
| #2845 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 2 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #2156 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 3 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #2803 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 2 |
| #438 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 4 |
| #2822 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 2 |
| #1236 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 6 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #3848 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #507 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 3 |
| #2811 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 2 |
| #2761 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 2 |
| #1774 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 4 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #2750 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 2 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #900 | toy deathbot | 1 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #244 | unstable laser battery | 82 |
| #166 | vibrating cyborg knife | 19 |