| #1459 | Amulet of Yendor | 1 |
| #816 | Crimboween memo | 13 |
| #519 | Feynman gate | 19 |
| #1317 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 3 |
| #3685 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| #1374 | astronaut pants | 3 |
| #848 | atomic vector plotter | 2 |
| #1335 | bag of airline peanuts | 9 |
| #770 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 2 |
| #1363 | brick | 15 |
| #2203 | candy cane | 10 |
| #1091 | candy stake | 6 |
| #551 | capacitor relay | 19 |
| #1498 | carbon nanotube frame | 3 |
| #1254 | clown hammer | 10 |
| #805 | computronic processing unit | 2 |
| #1358 | defective skull | 2 |
| #897 | eggnog | 17 |
| #646 | evil googly eye | 6 |
| #1694 | evil teddy bear | 4 |
| #1254 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 10 |
| #1472 | fake fake vomit | 7 |
| #984 | fake hand | 17 |
| #1291 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #2035 | fancy dress ball | 2 |
| #1216 | fruitcake | 13 |
| #1280 | gingerbread bugbear | 14 |
| #2301 | gingerbread horror | 3 |
| #895 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 2 |
| #782 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 2 |
| #739 | incredibly creepy marionette | 3 |
| #741 | ion grid | 14 |
| #835 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 2 |
| #1006 | jazz soap | 19 |
| #1096 | joybuzzer | 16 |
| #883 | killer rag doll | 2 |
| #651 | logic synthesizer | 14 |
| #744 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 3 |
| #1229 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 11 |
| #688 | meat from yesterday | 1 |
| #640 | meat paste | 14 |
| #591 | meat stack | 22 |
| #215 | mind flayer corpse | 91 |
| #2033 | pet rock | 2 |
| #1325 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 5 |
| #1177 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 13 |
| #1404 | possessed top | 3 |
| #821 | quantum polarity inducer | 2 |
| #1536 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 3 |
| #761 | recursive spline reticulator | 2 |
| #844 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 2 |
| #1170 | [2108]rock | 2 |
| #1229 | rubber emo roe | 13 |
| #830 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 2 |
| #1947 | spooky eggnog | 3 |
| #1366 | spooky felt | 4 |
| #1232 | spooky length of string | 6 |
| #1041 | spooky stick | 2 |
| #1025 | spooky stuffing | 4 |
| #742 | spooky wooden block | 9 |
| #1026 | stick | 1 |
| #1092 | stick-on-a-string | 2 |
| #1707 | stringy sinew | 2 |
| #8926 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #7813 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 2 |
| #2344 | stuffed alien blob | 2 |
| #8850 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #8963 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #8938 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8820 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #7872 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 2 |
| #8958 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8969 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #8902 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #8935 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #7038 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 3 |
| #7669 | stuffed snowy owl | 2 |
| #8868 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #777 | sub-molecular interocitor | 2 |
| #598 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 3 |
| #1139 | tooth | 2 |
| #1593 | toothsome rock | 4 |
| #1556 | toy crazy train | 3 |
| #1400 | toy jet pack | 3 |
| #1283 | toy mercenary | 3 |
| #1525 | toy ray gun | 3 |
| #1439 | toy space helmet | 3 |
| #1008 | tree-eating kite | 23 |
| #1408 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 4 |
| #934 | wheel | 3 |
| #1334 | whoopie cushion | 10 |
| #1364 | wind-up chattering teeth | 10 |
| #1331 | x-ray specs | 2 |
| #1196 | yellow snowcone | 17 |
| #2204 | yo | 1 |