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| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #2661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #1785 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #196 | Frosty's nailbat | 1 |
| #77 | Frosty's old silk hat | 2 |
| #166 | Green Clover of Justice | 11 |
| #1207 | Instant Karma | 1 |
| #187 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 1 |
| #106 | Oscus's garbage can lid | 1 |
| #194 | Oscus's pelt | 1 |
| #27 | Staff of the Grand Flambé | 1 |
| #27 | Staff of the Grease Trap | 1 |
| #34 | Staff of the Kitchen Floor | 1 |
| #49 | Staff of the Walk-In Freezer | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1950 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 2 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #1170 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #14 | airplane charter: The Glaciest | 1 |
| #679 | anniversary balloon | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #2944 | box of sunshine | 30 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #873 | casino pass | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #2146 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 3 |
| #2225 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 3 |
| #1308 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 6 |
| #2126 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 3 |
| 🥇 | shard of double-ice | 194,785 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1212 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 33 |
| #3370 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 13 |
| #1152 | stuffed Meat | 37 |
| #3556 | stuffed angry cow | 12 |
| #2166 | stuffed astral badger | 23 |
| #1286 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 40 |
| #3295 | stuffed cocoabo | 13 |
| #435 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 16 |
| #3201 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #2713 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 18 |
| #3072 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 15 |
| #2146 | stuffed gray blob | 3 |
| #3241 | stuffed hand turkey | 14 |
| #1449 | stuffed key | 22 |
| #745 | stuffed martini | 10 |
| #1183 | stuffed mind flayer | 44 |
| #1167 | stuffed mink | 36 |
| #1378 | stuffed monocle | 28 |
| #1794 | stuffed scary death orb | 29 |
| #1467 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 13 |
| #2927 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 16 |
| #2594 | stuffed snowy owl | 18 |
| #2457 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 20 |
| #770 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 11 |
| #2663 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 18 |
| #1241 | stuffed teddy butler | 33 |
| #1430 | stuffed tin of caviar | 26 |
| #1226 | stuffed treasure chest | 31 |
| #1905 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 27 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #999 | tiny bottle of absinthe | 1 |
| #611 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 12 |
| #756 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 10 |
| #567 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 8 |
| #566 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 8 |
| #267 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #653 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 11 |
| #515 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 9 |
| #386 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 11 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #8191 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #221 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #154 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 52 |
| #136 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 56 |
| #176 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 14 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #373 | tiny plastic Felonia | 11 |
| #284 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #725 | tiny plastic G Imp | 10 |
| #935 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 8 |
| #390 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 17 |
| #613 | tiny plastic Hellion | 12 |
| #515 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 14 |
| #168 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #569 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 8 |
| #720 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 10 |
| #538 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 13 |
| #514 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 14 |
| #645 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 11 |
| #77 | tiny plastic Knows About Chakras | 1 |
| #215 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #452 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 15 |
| #533 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 13 |
| #593 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 12 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #681 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 7 |
| #425 | tiny plastic The Man | 10 |
| #667 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 11 |
| #134 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 18 |
| #238 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #602 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 12 |
| #303 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #253 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 14 |
| #658 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 11 |
| #425 | tiny plastic angry goat | 37 |
| #537 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 13 |
| #244 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #547 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 13 |
| #471 | tiny plastic astronomer | 15 |
| #208 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 68 |
| #257 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 56 |
| #371 | tiny plastic beanbat | 18 |
| #162 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 18 |
| #246 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 56 |
| #830 | tiny plastic blooper | 9 |
| #500 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 14 |
| #455 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 15 |
| #207 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 67 |
| #300 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 48 |
| #265 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #926 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 5 |
| #462 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 15 |
| #924 | tiny plastic demoninja | 8 |
| #43 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 65 |
| #833 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 9 |
| #376 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 18 |
| #452 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 15 |
| #501 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 14 |
| #297 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 21 |
| #252 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 54 |
| #247 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 56 |
| #369 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 41 |
| #534 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 13 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #361 | tiny plastic goth giant | 18 |
| #231 | tiny plastic grue | 59 |
| #582 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 12 |
| #152 | tiny plastic hermit | 20 |
| #221 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 2 |
| #225 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 66 |
| #227 | tiny plastic killer bee | 64 |
| #404 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 17 |
| #292 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 49 |
| #301 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 49 |
| #516 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 13 |
| #244 | tiny plastic mosquito | 57 |
| #423 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 17 |
| #320 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 12 |
| #336 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 46 |
| #1022 | tiny plastic sauceror | 5 |
| #346 | tiny plastic scary clown | 19 |
| #185 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 19 |
| #577 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 12 |
| #744 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 10 |
| #338 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 19 |
| #255 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 56 |
| #664 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 11 |
| #189 | tiny plastic stab bat | 74 |
| #225 | tiny plastic star starfish | 59 |
| #334 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 2 |
| #125 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 56 |
| #597 | tiny plastic taco cat | 12 |
| #226 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #575 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 12 |
| #314 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #290 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 14 |
| #837 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 9 |
| #653 | tiny plastic warwelf | 11 |
| #831 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 9 |
| #313 | tiny plastic zmobie | 20 |
| #535 | worthless knick-knack | 8 |
| #563 | worthless trinket | 3 |
| #1046 | wussiness potion | 1 |