fadedjoe

RankItemQuantity
#380"DRINK ME" potion20
#613Baron von Ratsworth's money clip1
#1784Baron von Ratsworth's monocle6
#908Bling of the New Wave1
#1080Bonerdagon necklace8
#4Clan VIP Lounge key1
#2464Colander of Em-er'il1
#272Crimbo ukulele1
#4251Crown of the Goblin King1
#534Danglin' Chad's loincloth1
#2661Disco 'Fro Pick1
#248Eau de Guaneau2
#1600Glass Balls of the Goblin King1
#534Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration1
#714Instant Karma5
#1571Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet13
#374Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler10
#292Pasta Spoon of Peril1
#766Red Rover BB gun1
#449Rock and Roll Legend2
#2541Scalp of Gorgolok1
#921Schrödinger's thermos3
#94Staff of the Black Kettle1
🥈The Spirit of Crimbo1
#701Uncle Romulus1
#915Volartta's bellbottoms1
#227anniversary chutney sculpture1
#933antique record album1
#2064astronaut pants1
#2310badass belt22
#753bag of lard1
#510black eyedrops1
🥈blue ribbon1
#1290bottle of goofballs19
#679bottle of pirate juice1
#176breath mint5
🥇bucket of anniversary lard1
#494can of spinach4
#1660cheap toaster1
#392chintzy accordion pin1
#545chintzy disco ball pendant1
#670disassembled clover51
#385distilled fortified wine6
#1315dusty Crimbo crate2
#3661easter egg balloon3
#761fake blood1
#778filthy lucre44
#692[2426]fire flower1
#1610flashing novelty button1
#4737fuzzy dice1
#938gingerbread mutant bugbear5
#723gloomy black mushroom4
#263glow-in-the-dark wristwatch1
#1005green glowstick1
#3897grue egg3
#734grue egg omelette1
#3382heart necklace1
#1679heart of the volcano1
#1217hobo nickel4
#43jar of anniversary jam1
#361llama lama gong2
#1976lucky rabbit's foot1
#1265obsidian dagger12
#2223old sweatpants1
#1651pet rock "Groucho" disguise1
#1882pet rock "Snooty" disguise1
#812phonics down20
#1004pink clay bead1
#213plexiglass pants1
#213plexiglass pinky ring1
#288plexiglass pith helmet1
#1512pulsing flesh1
#545red-and-green sweater2
#210set of jacks1
#892silver shrimp fork1
🥉slippery when wet shield1
#106spandex anniversary shorts1
#1681spectre scepter14
#970spooky cosmetics bag2
#1401stainless steel shillelagh3
#1584stainless steel skullcap2
#1335stainless steel slacks3
#1325stainless steel solitaire2
#660stainless steel suspenders6
#171sugar sheet35
#183sugar shield1
#84sugar shorts5
#284sword behind inappropriate prepositions1
#724tasty tart1
#535teeny-tiny magic scroll1
#295throbbing rage gland1
🥇time sleigh1
#1018tiny plastic fat stack of cash1
#2475toy ray gun1
#1260twitching claw3
#1149vertebra of the Bonerdagon4

Wow, that's 415 items total!

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