| #380 | "DRINK ME" potion | 20 |
| #613 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #1784 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 6 |
| #908 | Bling of the New Wave | 1 |
| #1080 | Bonerdagon necklace | 8 |
| #4 | Clan VIP Lounge key | 1 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #4251 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #534 | Danglin' Chad's loincloth | 1 |
| #2661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #248 | Eau de Guaneau | 2 |
| #1600 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #534 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 1 |
| #714 | Instant Karma | 5 |
| #1571 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 13 |
| #374 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 10 |
| #292 | Pasta Spoon of Peril | 1 |
| #766 | Red Rover BB gun | 1 |
| #449 | Rock and Roll Legend | 2 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #921 | Schrödinger's thermos | 3 |
| #94 | Staff of the Black Kettle | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #701 | Uncle Romulus | 1 |
| #915 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #933 | antique record album | 1 |
| #2064 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #2310 | badass belt | 22 |
| #753 | bag of lard | 1 |
| #510 | black eyedrops | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| #1290 | bottle of goofballs | 19 |
| #679 | bottle of pirate juice | 1 |
| #176 | breath mint | 5 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #494 | can of spinach | 4 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #392 | chintzy accordion pin | 1 |
| #545 | chintzy disco ball pendant | 1 |
| #670 | disassembled clover | 51 |
| #385 | distilled fortified wine | 6 |
| #1315 | dusty Crimbo crate | 2 |
| #3661 | easter egg balloon | 3 |
| #761 | fake blood | 1 |
| #778 | filthy lucre | 44 |
| #692 | [2426]fire flower | 1 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #4737 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #938 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 5 |
| #723 | gloomy black mushroom | 4 |
| #263 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 1 |
| #1005 | green glowstick | 1 |
| #3897 | grue egg | 3 |
| #734 | grue egg omelette | 1 |
| #3382 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #1679 | heart of the volcano | 1 |
| #1217 | hobo nickel | 4 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #361 | llama lama gong | 2 |
| #1976 | lucky rabbit's foot | 1 |
| #1265 | obsidian dagger | 12 |
| #2223 | old sweatpants | 1 |
| #1651 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 1 |
| #1882 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 1 |
| #812 | phonics down | 20 |
| #1004 | pink clay bead | 1 |
| #213 | plexiglass pants | 1 |
| #213 | plexiglass pinky ring | 1 |
| #288 | plexiglass pith helmet | 1 |
| #1512 | pulsing flesh | 1 |
| #545 | red-and-green sweater | 2 |
| #210 | set of jacks | 1 |
| #892 | silver shrimp fork | 1 |
| 🥉 | slippery when wet shield | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1681 | spectre scepter | 14 |
| #970 | spooky cosmetics bag | 2 |
| #1401 | stainless steel shillelagh | 3 |
| #1584 | stainless steel skullcap | 2 |
| #1335 | stainless steel slacks | 3 |
| #1325 | stainless steel solitaire | 2 |
| #660 | stainless steel suspenders | 6 |
| #171 | sugar sheet | 35 |
| #183 | sugar shield | 1 |
| #84 | sugar shorts | 5 |
| #284 | sword behind inappropriate prepositions | 1 |
| #724 | tasty tart | 1 |
| #535 | teeny-tiny magic scroll | 1 |
| #295 | throbbing rage gland | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #1260 | twitching claw | 3 |
| #1149 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 4 |