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| #2231 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #613 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #456 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 25 |
| #1257 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #932 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
| #2383 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #2773 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #175 | Chester's cutoffs | 1 |
| #1480 | Colander of Em-er'il | 2 |
| #241 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 10 |
| #2269 | Drowsy Sword | 2 |
| #1103 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 2 |
| #42 | El Vibrato energy spear | 1 |
| #45 | El Vibrato helmet | 1 |
| #31 | El Vibrato leg guards | 1 |
| #534 | Elder Turtle Shell | 5 |
| #16 | Frosty's iceball | 1 |
| #196 | Frosty's nailbat | 1 |
| #1601 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1441 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #119 | Hodgman's bow tie | 1 |
| #81 | Hodgman's cane | 1 |
| #134 | Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times | 1 |
| #65 | Hodgman's lucky sock | 1 |
| #3899 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 1 |
| #187 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
| #187 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 1 |
| #282 | Raggedy Hippy doll | 1 |
| #529 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 6 |
| #63 | Staff of Blood and Pudding | 1 |
| #93 | Staff of the Black Kettle | 1 |
| #6 | Staff of the Deepest Freeze | 1 |
| #11 | Staff of the Grand Flambé | 2 |
| #27 | Staff of the Grease Trap | 1 |
| #85 | Staff of the Greasefire | 1 |
| #34 | Staff of the Kitchen Floor | 1 |
| #90 | Staff of the Midnight Snack | 1 |
| #65 | Staff of the Short Order Cook | 1 |
| #77 | Staff of the Teapot Tempest | 1 |
| #50 | Staff of the Walk-In Freezer | 1 |
| #61 | Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #802 | Valentine | 20 |
| #187 | Zombo's shield | 1 |
| #1122 | anniversary gift box | 4 |
| #147 | apathetic lizardman doll | 1 |
| #142 | around the world | 22 |
| #1915 | badass belt | 28 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #1207 | bit of clingfilm | 2 |
| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
| #3698 | box of sunshine | 17 |
| #997 | cheap toaster | 2 |
| #31 | clingfilm cap | 1 |
| #40 | clingfilm slippers | 1 |
| #34 | clingfilm trousers | 1 |
| #3274 | club necklace | 1 |
| #27 | crumpled felt fedora | 1 |
| #1424 | delicious salad | 5 |
| #1955 | diamond necklace | 3 |
| #71 | dinged-up triangle | 1 |
| #129 | duct tape dockers | 1 |
| #93 | duct tape fedora | 1 |
| #109 | duct tape shirt | 1 |
| #233 | duct tape sword | 1 |
| #966 | easter egg balloon | 26 |
| #50 | exotic parrot egg | 1 |
| #1947 | facsimile dictionary | 1 |
| #1576 | fake fake vomit | 5 |
| #1136 | filthy lucre | 19 |
| #305 | flashing novelty button | 4 |
| #497 | foam noodle | 1 |
| #803 | fuzzy dice | 7 |
| #1006 | green glowstick | 1 |
| #5337 | grue egg | 1 |
| #4484 | handful of confetti | 2 |
| #1995 | heart necklace | 3 |
| 🥉 | hobo code binder | 1 |
| #19 | hobo dungarees | 1 |
| #799 | hobo nickel | 129 |
| #577 | inflatable duck | 1 |
| #590 | long-stemmed rose | 1 |
| #28 | old soft shoes | 1 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #320 | orange candygram | 1 |
| #955 | pack of KWE trading card | 3 |
| 🥈 | pile of smoking rags | 1 |
| #1205 | pink glowstick | 1 |
| #1299 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #25 | rope with some soap on it | 1 |
| #3636 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #2795 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 2 |
| #2196 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 3 |
| #3650 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #2414 | sandwich of the gods | 1 |
| #1034 | sawblade shield | 1 |
| #204 | slime-soaked sweat gland | 1 |
| #4 | solid gold bowling ball | 2,725 |
| #1975 | spade necklace | 3 |
| 🥈 | spaghetti-box banjo | 1 |
| #3298 | spectre scepter | 2 |
| #4506 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 8 |
| #6272 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 4 |
| #167 | stuffed Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #5716 | stuffed angry cow | 5 |
| #3986 | stuffed astral badger | 10 |
| #4581 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 8 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #5651 | stuffed cocoabo | 5 |
| #1577 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #4306 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 9 |
| #4596 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 8 |
| #499 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 2 |
| #5752 | stuffed hand turkey | 5 |
| #6293 | stuffed mind flayer | 4 |
| #1715 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #83 | stuffed sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4961 | stuffed scary death orb | 7 |
| #5796 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 5 |
| #4741 | stuffed snowy owl | 7 |
| #5809 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 5 |
| #246 | stuffed stab bat | 1 |
| #5296 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 6 |
| #3752 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 11 |
| #152 | stuffed yeti | 1 |
| #776 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #468 | tattered paper crown | 2 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #582 | tin cup of mulligan stew | 1 |
| #8188 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #4 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1,242 |
| #2623 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 2 |
| #4840 | tiny plastic angry goat | 3 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 4 |
| #8122 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #4840 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 3 |
| #3905 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8217 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4495 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #2800 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 2 |
| #2182 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 3 |
| #6179 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #4856 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 3 |
| #6153 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 2 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4595 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #6145 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 2 |
| #3903 | tiny plastic killer bee | 4 |
| #8198 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #3312 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 5 |
| #3974 | tiny plastic mosquito | 4 |
| #4343 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #4797 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 3 |
| #4463 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4450 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #8222 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3947 | tiny plastic stab bat | 4 |
| #6165 | tiny plastic star starfish | 2 |
| #2658 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 2 |
| #863 | toast | 803 |
| #201 | turtle pheromones | 20 |
| #669 | vanilla-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #474 | water wings | 1 |
| #153 | white Canadian | 26 |