PhatB

RankItemQuantity
#1457Amulet of Yendor1
#2230Ancient Saucehelm1
#613Baron von Ratsworth's money clip1
#456Baron von Ratsworth's monocle25
#1256Baron von Ratsworth's tophat1
#932Better Than Cuddling Cake1
#2384Bonerdagon necklace1
#2773Boss Bat britches1
🥈C.B.F.G.1
#174Chester's cutoffs1
#1481Colander of Em-er'il2
#240Disco 'Fro Pick10
#2267Drowsy Sword2
#1102El Sombrero De Lopez2
#42El Vibrato energy spear1
#45El Vibrato helmet1
#31El Vibrato leg guards1
#534Elder Turtle Shell5
#16Frosty's iceball1
#196Frosty's nailbat1
#1600Glass Balls of the Goblin King1
#1440Green Clover of Justice1
#118Hodgman's bow tie1
#81Hodgman's cane1
#133Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times1
#64Hodgman's lucky sock1
#3899Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet1
#186Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat1
#187Oscus's dumpster waders1
#283Raggedy Hippy doll1
#528Scalp of Gorgolok6
#62Staff of Blood and Pudding1
#94Staff of the Black Kettle1
#6Staff of the Deepest Freeze1
#11Staff of the Grand Flambé2
#27Staff of the Grease Trap1
#85Staff of the Greasefire1
#34Staff of the Kitchen Floor1
#91Staff of the Midnight Snack1
#66Staff of the Short Order Cook1
#77Staff of the Teapot Tempest1
#49Staff of the Walk-In Freezer1
#61Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron1
🥈The Spirit of Crimbo1
#803Valentine20
#187Zombo's shield1
#1125anniversary gift box4
#147apathetic lizardman doll1
#141around the world22
#1914badass belt28
🥈biomechanical crimborg helmet1
🥈biomechanical crimborg leg armor1
#1205bit of clingfilm2
#771bouquet of circular saw blades1
#3699box of sunshine17
#997cheap toaster2
#31clingfilm cap1
#40clingfilm slippers1
#34clingfilm trousers1
#3274club necklace1
#27crumpled felt fedora1
#1425delicious salad5
#1956diamond necklace3
#71dinged-up triangle1
#127duct tape dockers1
#92duct tape fedora1
#108duct tape shirt1
#232duct tape sword1
#965easter egg balloon26
#50exotic parrot egg1
#1944facsimile dictionary1
#1574fake fake vomit5
#1134filthy lucre19
#305flashing novelty button4
#496foam noodle1
#804fuzzy dice7
#1005green glowstick1
#5338grue egg1
#4481handful of confetti2
#1997heart necklace3
🥉hobo code binder1
#19hobo dungarees1
#798hobo nickel129
#577inflatable duck1
#590long-stemmed rose1
#28old soft shoes1
🥇old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie1
#320orange candygram1
#956pack of KWE trading card3
🥈pile of smoking rags1
#1205pink glowstick1
#1298rib of the Bonerdagon1
#25rope with some soap on it1
#3638rubber WWBD? bracelet1
#2797rubber WWJD? bracelet2
#2196rubber WWSPD? bracelet3
#3648rubber WWtNSD? bracelet1
#2416sandwich of the gods1
#1031sawblade shield1
#204slime-soaked sweat gland1
#4solid gold bowling ball2,725
#1978spade necklace3
🥈spaghetti-box banjo1
#3300spectre scepter2
#4505stuffed Cheshire bitten8
#6273stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech4
#167stuffed Mob Penguin1
#5713stuffed angry cow5
#3985stuffed astral badger10
#4581stuffed baby gravy fairy8
#1466stuffed can of asparagus1
#5653stuffed cocoabo5
#1579stuffed dodecapede1
#4306stuffed flaming gravy fairy9
#4596stuffed frozen gravy fairy8
#499stuffed ghuol whelp2
#5751stuffed hand turkey5
#6292stuffed mind flayer4
#1714stuffed ninja snowman1
#83stuffed sabre-toothed lime1
#4962stuffed scary death orb7
#5796stuffed sleazy gravy fairy5
#4741stuffed snowy owl7
#5811stuffed spooky gravy fairy5
#247stuffed stab bat1
#5298stuffed stinky gravy fairy6
#3754stuffed undead elbow macaroni11
#152stuffed yeti1
#777stuffed zmobie1
#468tattered paper crown2
🥇time sleigh1
#583tin cup of mulligan stew1
#8192tiny plastic Cheshire bat1
#3830tiny plastic G Imp1
#4tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski1,242
#2626tiny plastic accordion thief2
#4843tiny plastic angry goat3
#3977tiny plastic baby gravy fairy4
#8128tiny plastic barrrnacle1
#4481tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar1
#4841tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball3
#3908tiny plastic briefcase bat1
#8095tiny plastic cocoabo1
#8221tiny plastic coffee pixie1
#4498tiny plastic disco bandit1
#2802tiny plastic drunk goat2
#2184tiny plastic fluffy bunny3
#6181tiny plastic fuzzy dice2
#4858tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick3
#6156tiny plastic ghuol whelp2
#8059tiny plastic grue1
#4598tiny plastic hermit1
#6149tiny plastic howling balloon monkey2
#3902tiny plastic killer bee4
#8201tiny plastic leprechaun1
#3313tiny plastic levitating potato5
#3976tiny plastic mosquito4
#4346tiny plastic pastamancer1
#4798tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime3
#4467tiny plastic sauceror1
#4450tiny plastic seal clubber1
#8225tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton1
#3949tiny plastic stab bat4
#6167tiny plastic star starfish2
#2660tiny plastic turtle tamer2
#863toast803
#200turtle pheromones20
#669vanilla-frosted king cake1
#474water wings1
#153white Canadian26

Wow, that's 5,442 items total!

what items are this player missing?