SATsucks

RankItemQuantity
#54030669 scroll10
#51333398 scroll23
#406334 scroll12
#26264067 scroll1
#394668 scroll1
#1518Bonerdagon necklace4
#243Boris's ring7
#1646Boss Bat britches5
#141Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration2
#1744Crown of the Goblin King11
#1149Daffy Taffy18
#2661Disco 'Fro Pick1
#1415Dolphin King's crown2
#636Dr. Hobo's scalpel5
#2384Elder Turtle Shell1
#1501Feynman gate2
#148Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire2
#285Jarlsberg's earring5
#1957Mr. Mediocrebar10
#2522Rock Pops2
#237Sneaky Pete's breath spray6
#441Wand of Nagamar11
#2362Yummy Tummy bean15
#420acoustic guitarrr8
#847annoying pitchfork2
#181asbestos crossbow4
#547asbestos ore10
#478asbestos sword1
#490atomic vector plotter7
#968awful poetry journal34
#609baconstone13
#238baconstone bracelet2
#407baconstone pendant1
#2857badass belt16
#709bag of Cheat-Os4
#956barrrnacle11
#631bi-lateral logic compressor3
#861bottle of single-barrel whiskey2
#584box12
#56box-in-the-box2
#96box-in-the-box-in-the-box2
#1613carbon nanotube frame2
#529cheap toaster4
#452chrome crossbow1
#375chrome ore13
#283chrome staff2
#372chrome sword2
#832cocoa egg5
#473cocoa eggshell fragment97
#435coffin lid2
#593computronic processing unit4
#1015disturbing fanfic33
#831drywall axe12
#407dwarf bread10
#615eggnog29
#960evil googly eye3
#1241fuzzy dice5
#1727giant pinky ring4
#575goth kid t-shirt5
#954hamethyst8
#215hamethyst bracelet1
#198hamethyst earring1
#328hamethyst necklace1
#1743herbal stuffing3
#702high-resistance ultrapolymer plating3
#301hyperbolic plasma focuser11
#356ion-pulse modulation stabilizer10
#211kickback cookbook3
#280large cocoa eggshell fragment1
#301linoleum crossbow2
#626linoleum ore4
#340linoleum sword2
#1890oyster basket1
#598pants of the Slug Lord6
#1612pork elf goodies sack1
#869porquoise8
#294porquoise necklace1
#2221possessed top1
#849potato sprout2
#688quantum polarity inducer3
#642recursive spline reticulator3
#615reverse-oscillating klystron4
#1298rib of the Bonerdagon1
#1431[2108]rock1
#618servomechanical torsion facilitator4
#1339shiny ring13
#577skeleton key6
#770smart skull5
#726spooky bicycle chain3
#1367spooky cosmetics bag1
#1025spooky stuffing4
#862spooky wooden block7
#1799stainless steel scarf1
#1401stainless steel shillelagh3
#2140stainless steel skullcap1
#1705stainless steel slacks2
#1862stainless steel solitaire1
#1344stainless steel suspenders2
#330star crossbow2
#286star sword2
#3169stuffed alien blob1
#649sub-molecular interocitor3

Wow, that's 666 items total!

what items are this player missing?