| #540 | 30669 scroll | 10 |
| #513 | 33398 scroll | 23 |
| #406 | 334 scroll | 12 |
| #262 | 64067 scroll | 1 |
| #394 | 668 scroll | 1 |
| #1518 | Bonerdagon necklace | 4 |
| #243 | Boris's ring | 7 |
| #1646 | Boss Bat britches | 5 |
| #141 | Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration | 2 |
| #1744 | Crown of the Goblin King | 11 |
| #1149 | Daffy Taffy | 18 |
| #2661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #1415 | Dolphin King's crown | 2 |
| #636 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 5 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #1501 | Feynman gate | 2 |
| #148 | Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire | 2 |
| #285 | Jarlsberg's earring | 5 |
| #1957 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 10 |
| #2522 | Rock Pops | 2 |
| #237 | Sneaky Pete's breath spray | 6 |
| #441 | Wand of Nagamar | 11 |
| #2362 | Yummy Tummy bean | 15 |
| #420 | acoustic guitarrr | 8 |
| #847 | annoying pitchfork | 2 |
| #181 | asbestos crossbow | 4 |
| #547 | asbestos ore | 10 |
| #478 | asbestos sword | 1 |
| #490 | atomic vector plotter | 7 |
| #968 | awful poetry journal | 34 |
| #609 | baconstone | 13 |
| #238 | baconstone bracelet | 2 |
| #407 | baconstone pendant | 1 |
| #2857 | badass belt | 16 |
| #709 | bag of Cheat-Os | 4 |
| #956 | barrrnacle | 11 |
| #631 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 3 |
| #861 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 2 |
| #584 | box | 12 |
| #56 | box-in-the-box | 2 |
| #96 | box-in-the-box-in-the-box | 2 |
| #1613 | carbon nanotube frame | 2 |
| #529 | cheap toaster | 4 |
| #452 | chrome crossbow | 1 |
| #375 | chrome ore | 13 |
| #283 | chrome staff | 2 |
| #372 | chrome sword | 2 |
| #832 | cocoa egg | 5 |
| #473 | cocoa eggshell fragment | 97 |
| #435 | coffin lid | 2 |
| #593 | computronic processing unit | 4 |
| #1015 | disturbing fanfic | 33 |
| #831 | drywall axe | 12 |
| #407 | dwarf bread | 10 |
| #615 | eggnog | 29 |
| #960 | evil googly eye | 3 |
| #1241 | fuzzy dice | 5 |
| #1727 | giant pinky ring | 4 |
| #575 | goth kid t-shirt | 5 |
| #954 | hamethyst | 8 |
| #215 | hamethyst bracelet | 1 |
| #198 | hamethyst earring | 1 |
| #328 | hamethyst necklace | 1 |
| #1743 | herbal stuffing | 3 |
| #702 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 3 |
| #301 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 11 |
| #356 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 10 |
| #211 | kickback cookbook | 3 |
| #280 | large cocoa eggshell fragment | 1 |
| #301 | linoleum crossbow | 2 |
| #626 | linoleum ore | 4 |
| #340 | linoleum sword | 2 |
| #1890 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #598 | pants of the Slug Lord | 6 |
| #1612 | pork elf goodies sack | 1 |
| #869 | porquoise | 8 |
| #294 | porquoise necklace | 1 |
| #2221 | possessed top | 1 |
| #849 | potato sprout | 2 |
| #688 | quantum polarity inducer | 3 |
| #642 | recursive spline reticulator | 3 |
| #615 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 4 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #1431 | [2108]rock | 1 |
| #618 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 4 |
| #1339 | shiny ring | 13 |
| #577 | skeleton key | 6 |
| #770 | smart skull | 5 |
| #726 | spooky bicycle chain | 3 |
| #1367 | spooky cosmetics bag | 1 |
| #1025 | spooky stuffing | 4 |
| #862 | spooky wooden block | 7 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #1401 | stainless steel shillelagh | 3 |
| #2140 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #1705 | stainless steel slacks | 2 |
| #1862 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #1344 | stainless steel suspenders | 2 |
| #330 | star crossbow | 2 |
| #286 | star sword | 2 |
| #3169 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #649 | sub-molecular interocitor | 3 |