| #774 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 1 |
| #780 | Amulet of Yendor | 18 |
| #785 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 2 |
| #269 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 4 |
| #811 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
| #184 | Chester's moustache | 1 |
| #116 | Dreadsylvanian seed pod | 1 |
| #16 | Frosty's iceball | 1 |
| #89 | Grumpy Bumpkin's Pumpkin Seed Catalog | 1 |
| #679 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 1 |
| #849 | Jack-in-the-box | 4 |
| #127 | Mark of the Werewolf | 1 |
| #849 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
| #372 | Mr. Joe's bangles | 3 |
| #127 | Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork | 1 |
| #931 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| #15 | airplane charter: The Glaciest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #734 | bag of airline peanuts | 38 |
| #501 | bag of bones | 1 |
| #49 | bag of unfinished business | 1 |
| #354 | black candy heart | 27 |
| #847 | brick | 39 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #756 | clown hammer | 32 |
| #22 | combat lover's locket lockbox | 2 |
| #438 | corncob pipe | 2 |
| #444 | cup of infinite pencils | 2 |
| #332 | cymbal syrup | 24 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #608 | defective skull | 32 |
| #50 | designer sweatpants (new old stock) | 1 |
| #290 | dusty eighth caudal vertebra | 1 |
| #199 | dusty fifth caudal vertebra | 2 |
| #187 | dusty fifth lumbar vertebra | 2 |
| #291 | dusty first caudal vertebra | 1 |
| #278 | dusty fourth caudal vertebra | 1 |
| #193 | dusty fourth lumbar vertebra | 2 |
| #299 | dusty fourth thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #282 | dusty left eighth rib | 1 |
| #301 | dusty left eleventh rib | 1 |
| #305 | dusty left femur | 1 |
| #323 | dusty left first rear claw | 1 |
| #200 | dusty left humerus | 2 |
| #278 | dusty left sixth rib | 1 |
| #286 | dusty left third front claw | 1 |
| #302 | dusty left third rear claw | 1 |
| #305 | dusty left thumb | 1 |
| #308 | dusty left twelfth rib | 1 |
| #296 | dusty left ulna | 1 |
| #180 | dusty ninth caudal vertebra | 2 |
| #177 | dusty ninth thoracic vertebra | 2 |
| #288 | dusty right eleventh rib | 1 |
| #137 | dusty right femur | 3 |
| #201 | dusty right fibula | 2 |
| #310 | dusty right first front claw | 1 |
| #281 | dusty right fourth front claw | 1 |
| #286 | dusty right radius | 1 |
| #136 | dusty right scapula | 3 |
| #295 | dusty right seventh rib | 1 |
| #197 | dusty second lumbar vertebra | 2 |
| #186 | dusty second thoracic vertebra | 2 |
| #309 | dusty seventh cervical vertebra | 1 |
| #289 | dusty sixth caudal vertebra | 1 |
| #300 | dusty tenth thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #539 | encoder ring | 25 |
| #792 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 30 |
| #832 | fake fake vomit | 32 |
| #699 | fake hand | 35 |
| #270 | frayed rope belt | 5 |
| #460 | freezin' bindle | 1 |
| #882 | green balloon | 1 |
| #21 | grey gosling | 2 |
| #1453 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #41 | hibernating robot reindeer | 1 |
| #357 | hot pink lipstick | 1 |
| #45 | hothammer | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #63 | jar of psychoses (Jick) | 1 |
| #48 | jar of psychoses (The Captain of the Gourd) | 1 |
| #50 | jar of psychoses (The Crackpot Mystic) | 1 |
| #44 | jar of psychoses (The Meatsmith) | 1 |
| #47 | jar of psychoses (The Old Man) | 1 |
| #43 | jar of psychoses (The Pretentious Artist) | 1 |
| #48 | jar of psychoses (The Suspicious-Looking Guy) | 1 |
| #857 | jazz soap | 27 |
| #801 | joybuzzer | 32 |
| #432 | lucky bottlecap | 2 |
| #1414 | macaroni duck | 1 |
| #795 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 32 |
| #343 | mood ring | 27 |
| #690 | mugcake | 1 |
| #33 | mutant gila monster egg | 1 |
| #41 | mutant rattlesnake egg | 1 |
| #38 | organ grinder | 1 |
| #52 | packaged cold medicine cabinet | 1 |
| #454 | panhandle panhandling hat | 2 |
| #1060 | personalized birthday cake | 1 |
| #598 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 40 |
| #800 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 33 |
| #16 | portable Mayo Clinic | 1 |
| #810 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #489 | potted fern | 1 |
| #130 | pregnant oily golden mushroom | 1 |
| #43 | psychoanalytic jar | 35 |
| #814 | rubber emo roe | 34 |
| #230 | rusty piece of rebar | 1 |
| #52 | silent beret | 1 |
| #512 | sleazy bindle | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #23 | still grill | 1 |
| #330 | stinkin' bindle | 2 |
| #7809 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 2 |
| #6263 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 4 |
| #3171 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #7819 | stuffed astral badger | 2 |
| #4575 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 8 |
| #165 | stuffed bandersnatch | 1 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #161 | stuffed carpenter | 1 |
| #48 | stuffed caterpillar | 6 |
| #8820 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #1574 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #200 | stuffed dodo | 1 |
| #1747 | stuffed doppelshifter | 4 |
| #4300 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 9 |
| #4298 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 9 |
| #950 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1557 | stuffed gray blob | 7 |
| #4302 | stuffed hand turkey | 9 |
| #4264 | stuffed mind flayer | 9 |
| #4325 | stuffed scary death orb | 9 |
| #2710 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 5 |
| #4592 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 8 |
| #6900 | stuffed snowy owl | 3 |
| #3806 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 11 |
| #7762 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 2 |
| #7814 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 2 |
| #32 | stuffed walrus | 10 |
| #15 | time-twitching toolbelt | 1 |
| #610 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #598 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #1797 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 4 |
| #1482 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 5 |
| #2096 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 2 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3073 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #6212 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 2 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #3079 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 2 |
| #4229 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #1747 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 2 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #3119 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #1465 | tiny plastic G Imp | 5 |
| #1252 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 6 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #2759 | tiny plastic Hellion | 2 |
| #1756 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 4 |
| #3070 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #1220 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 6 |
| #2161 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 3 |
| #2176 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 3 |
| #2137 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 3 |
| #1043 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 7 |
| #2777 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 2 |
| #1722 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 4 |
| #1433 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 5 |
| #1191 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 4 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #2146 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 3 |
| #1760 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 4 |
| #2202 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 3 |
| #6105 | tiny plastic angry goat | 2 |
| #3933 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #2135 | tiny plastic astronomer | 3 |
| #1777 | tiny plastic blooper | 4 |
| #1476 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 5 |
| #2144 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 3 |
| #8207 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #1496 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 3 |
| #2147 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 3 |
| #2184 | tiny plastic demoninja | 3 |
| #2756 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 2 |
| #1785 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 4 |
| #1481 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 5 |
| #1710 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 4 |
| #8143 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #2802 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 2 |
| #2161 | tiny plastic goth giant | 3 |
| #8047 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #2787 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 2 |
| #4592 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #6135 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 2 |
| #6062 | tiny plastic killer bee | 2 |
| #2178 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 3 |
| #8188 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8086 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #1236 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 6 |
| #8097 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1764 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 4 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #2793 | tiny plastic scary clown | 2 |
| #1778 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 4 |
| #2155 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 3 |
| #3828 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #2189 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 3 |
| #6123 | tiny plastic stab bat | 2 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #4038 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #2142 | tiny plastic taco cat | 3 |
| #1111 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 1 |
| #1200 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 6 |
| #2189 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 3 |
| #2121 | tiny plastic warwelf | 3 |
| #1433 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 5 |
| #2162 | tiny plastic zmobie | 3 |
| #392 | tulip | 1 |
| #35 | undamaged Unbreakable Umbrella | 1 |
| #36 | undrilled cosmic bowling ball | 1 |
| #44 | unopened tiny stillsuit | 1 |
| #728 | urinal cake | 1 |
| #902 | white balloon | 1 |
| #828 | whoopie cushion | 34 |
| #947 | wind-up chattering teeth | 26 |
| #604 | x-ray specs | 29 |
| #14 | yellow puck | 1 |
| #875 | yellow snowcone | 34 |