| #774 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 1 |
| #781 | Amulet of Yendor | 18 |
| #788 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 2 |
| #270 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 4 |
| #815 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
| #185 | Chester's moustache | 1 |
| #115 | Dreadsylvanian seed pod | 1 |
| #16 | Frosty's iceball | 1 |
| #85 | Grumpy Bumpkin's Pumpkin Seed Catalog | 1 |
| #680 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 1 |
| #851 | Jack-in-the-box | 4 |
| #129 | Mark of the Werewolf | 1 |
| #849 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
| #372 | Mr. Joe's bangles | 3 |
| #128 | Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork | 1 |
| #938 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| #14 | airplane charter: The Glaciest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #732 | bag of airline peanuts | 38 |
| #502 | bag of bones | 1 |
| #49 | bag of unfinished business | 1 |
| #354 | black candy heart | 27 |
| #848 | brick | 39 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #755 | clown hammer | 32 |
| #24 | combat lover's locket lockbox | 2 |
| #437 | corncob pipe | 2 |
| #443 | cup of infinite pencils | 2 |
| #331 | cymbal syrup | 24 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #607 | defective skull | 32 |
| #48 | designer sweatpants (new old stock) | 1 |
| #291 | dusty eighth caudal vertebra | 1 |
| #199 | dusty fifth caudal vertebra | 2 |
| #189 | dusty fifth lumbar vertebra | 2 |
| #291 | dusty first caudal vertebra | 1 |
| #278 | dusty fourth caudal vertebra | 1 |
| #194 | dusty fourth lumbar vertebra | 2 |
| #299 | dusty fourth thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #283 | dusty left eighth rib | 1 |
| #303 | dusty left eleventh rib | 1 |
| #307 | dusty left femur | 1 |
| #323 | dusty left first rear claw | 1 |
| #201 | dusty left humerus | 2 |
| #278 | dusty left sixth rib | 1 |
| #286 | dusty left third front claw | 1 |
| #303 | dusty left third rear claw | 1 |
| #305 | dusty left thumb | 1 |
| #308 | dusty left twelfth rib | 1 |
| #296 | dusty left ulna | 1 |
| #181 | dusty ninth caudal vertebra | 2 |
| #180 | dusty ninth thoracic vertebra | 2 |
| #289 | dusty right eleventh rib | 1 |
| #139 | dusty right femur | 3 |
| #201 | dusty right fibula | 2 |
| #310 | dusty right first front claw | 1 |
| #281 | dusty right fourth front claw | 1 |
| #288 | dusty right radius | 1 |
| #138 | dusty right scapula | 3 |
| #296 | dusty right seventh rib | 1 |
| #198 | dusty second lumbar vertebra | 2 |
| #187 | dusty second thoracic vertebra | 2 |
| #309 | dusty seventh cervical vertebra | 1 |
| #290 | dusty sixth caudal vertebra | 1 |
| #301 | dusty tenth thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #537 | encoder ring | 25 |
| #791 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 30 |
| #829 | fake fake vomit | 32 |
| #699 | fake hand | 35 |
| #270 | frayed rope belt | 5 |
| #460 | freezin' bindle | 1 |
| #882 | green balloon | 1 |
| #20 | grey gosling | 2 |
| #1454 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #38 | hibernating robot reindeer | 1 |
| #358 | hot pink lipstick | 1 |
| #46 | hothammer | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #66 | jar of psychoses (Jick) | 1 |
| #47 | jar of psychoses (The Captain of the Gourd) | 1 |
| #49 | jar of psychoses (The Crackpot Mystic) | 1 |
| #43 | jar of psychoses (The Meatsmith) | 1 |
| #46 | jar of psychoses (The Old Man) | 1 |
| #42 | jar of psychoses (The Pretentious Artist) | 1 |
| #48 | jar of psychoses (The Suspicious-Looking Guy) | 1 |
| #856 | jazz soap | 27 |
| #800 | joybuzzer | 32 |
| #432 | lucky bottlecap | 2 |
| #1430 | macaroni duck | 1 |
| #794 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 32 |
| #343 | mood ring | 27 |
| #689 | mugcake | 1 |
| #31 | mutant gila monster egg | 1 |
| #39 | mutant rattlesnake egg | 1 |
| #34 | organ grinder | 1 |
| #49 | packaged cold medicine cabinet | 1 |
| #454 | panhandle panhandling hat | 2 |
| #1060 | personalized birthday cake | 1 |
| #597 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 40 |
| #798 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 33 |
| #14 | portable Mayo Clinic | 1 |
| #812 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #489 | potted fern | 1 |
| #130 | pregnant oily golden mushroom | 1 |
| #44 | psychoanalytic jar | 35 |
| #817 | rubber emo roe | 34 |
| #230 | rusty piece of rebar | 1 |
| #52 | silent beret | 1 |
| #511 | sleazy bindle | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #23 | still grill | 1 |
| #330 | stinkin' bindle | 2 |
| #7822 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 2 |
| #6273 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 4 |
| #3167 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #7834 | stuffed astral badger | 2 |
| #4584 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 8 |
| #164 | stuffed bandersnatch | 1 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #162 | stuffed carpenter | 1 |
| #48 | stuffed caterpillar | 6 |
| #8834 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #1580 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #200 | stuffed dodo | 1 |
| #1747 | stuffed doppelshifter | 4 |
| #4310 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 9 |
| #4308 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 9 |
| #954 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1556 | stuffed gray blob | 7 |
| #4312 | stuffed hand turkey | 9 |
| #4274 | stuffed mind flayer | 9 |
| #4334 | stuffed scary death orb | 9 |
| #2715 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 5 |
| #4601 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 8 |
| #6911 | stuffed snowy owl | 3 |
| #3817 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 11 |
| #7777 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 2 |
| #7825 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 2 |
| #32 | stuffed walrus | 10 |
| #17 | time-twitching toolbelt | 1 |
| #612 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #602 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 1 |
| #650 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #1800 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 4 |
| #1485 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 5 |
| #2097 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 2 |
| #3945 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3080 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #6232 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 2 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #3080 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 2 |
| #4232 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #1747 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 2 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #635 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #3125 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #1467 | tiny plastic G Imp | 5 |
| #1254 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 6 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #2767 | tiny plastic Hellion | 2 |
| #1759 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 4 |
| #3075 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #1223 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 6 |
| #2167 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 3 |
| #2182 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 3 |
| #2142 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 3 |
| #1044 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 7 |
| #2784 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 2 |
| #1727 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 4 |
| #1440 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 5 |
| #1191 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 4 |
| #3068 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #2155 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 3 |
| #1764 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 4 |
| #2205 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 3 |
| #6124 | tiny plastic angry goat | 2 |
| #3943 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #2140 | tiny plastic astronomer | 3 |
| #1781 | tiny plastic blooper | 4 |
| #1481 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 5 |
| #2147 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 3 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #1503 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 3 |
| #2154 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 3 |
| #2189 | tiny plastic demoninja | 3 |
| #2763 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 2 |
| #1790 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 4 |
| #1485 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 5 |
| #1714 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 4 |
| #8154 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #2806 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 2 |
| #2166 | tiny plastic goth giant | 3 |
| #8064 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #2799 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 2 |
| #4599 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #6152 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 2 |
| #6079 | tiny plastic killer bee | 2 |
| #2186 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 3 |
| #8203 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8105 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #1239 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 6 |
| #8117 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1766 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 4 |
| #4348 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #2801 | tiny plastic scary clown | 2 |
| #1784 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 4 |
| #2161 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 3 |
| #3839 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8228 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #2194 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 3 |
| #6132 | tiny plastic stab bat | 2 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #4041 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #2148 | tiny plastic taco cat | 3 |
| #1120 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 1 |
| #1203 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 6 |
| #2194 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 3 |
| #2124 | tiny plastic warwelf | 3 |
| #1437 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 5 |
| #2168 | tiny plastic zmobie | 3 |
| #392 | tulip | 1 |
| #32 | undamaged Unbreakable Umbrella | 1 |
| #33 | undrilled cosmic bowling ball | 1 |
| #42 | unopened tiny stillsuit | 1 |
| #729 | urinal cake | 1 |
| #903 | white balloon | 1 |
| #826 | whoopie cushion | 34 |
| #949 | wind-up chattering teeth | 26 |
| #603 | x-ray specs | 29 |
| #13 | yellow puck | 1 |
| #873 | yellow snowcone | 34 |