| #1457 | 3-ball | 1 |
| #1474 | 4-ball | 1 |
| #336 | 5-Alarm Saucepan | 1 |
| #2245 | 8-ball | 1 |
| #2033 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 5 |
| #824 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 2 |
| #413 | Bjorn's Hammer | 1 |
| #1368 | Bonerdagon necklace | 5 |
| #924 | Boris's ring | 1 |
| #1673 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #1646 | Boss Bat britches | 5 |
| #133 | Cerebral Crossbow | 2 |
| #892 | Cloaca grenade | 11 |
| #815 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 3 |
| #1488 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #2889 | Crown of the Goblin King | 4 |
| #2661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #1938 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #1026 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #593 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 12 |
| #615 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 9 |
| #1006 | acoustic guitarrr | 1 |
| #1652 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 4 |
| #1061 | anticheese | 1 |
| #887 | antique greaves | 1 |
| #897 | antique helmet | 1 |
| #906 | antique shield | 1 |
| #948 | antique spear | 1 |
| #1619 | astronaut pants | 2 |
| #4406 | badass belt | 7 |
| #951 | bag of Cheat-Os | 1 |
| #1029 | balloon monkey | 1 |
| #218 | banjo strings | 1 |
| #1234 | bar skin | 1 |
| #961 | barbed-wire fence | 1 |
| #367 | barskin hat | 1 |
| #1017 | bat wing | 1 |
| #999 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #725 | beer lens | 1 |
| #711 | black paisley oyster egg | 7 |
| #1902 | black striped oyster egg | 2 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| #2621 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #624 | bottle of Pinot Renoir | 1 |
| #456 | bottle of Vangoghbitussin | 1 |
| #3449 | box of sunshine | 20 |
| #53 | briny vinegar | 5 |
| #1816 | can of Binarrrca | 1 |
| #1701 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 4 |
| #1674 | candied yams | 4 |
| #919 | candy stake | 7 |
| #576 | chintzy seal pendant | 1 |
| #102 | clockwork hat | 1 |
| #101 | clockwork pants | 1 |
| #154 | clockwork trench coat | 1 |
| #618 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #1256 | dill | 9 |
| #905 | duck-on-a-string | 2 |
| #554 | dungeoneer's dungarees | 1 |
| #305 | dusty eleventh thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #316 | dusty fifth cervical vertebra | 1 |
| #291 | dusty first caudal vertebra | 1 |
| #284 | dusty first lumbar vertebra | 1 |
| #323 | dusty first thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #299 | dusty fourth thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #319 | dusty left clavicle | 1 |
| #303 | dusty left eleventh rib | 1 |
| #291 | dusty left first front claw | 1 |
| #303 | dusty left first rib | 1 |
| #296 | dusty left fourth front claw | 1 |
| #294 | dusty left fourth rib | 1 |
| #305 | dusty left humerus | 1 |
| #310 | dusty left ninth rib | 1 |
| #297 | dusty left radius | 1 |
| #296 | dusty left second rib | 1 |
| #309 | dusty left seventh rib | 1 |
| #278 | dusty left sixth rib | 1 |
| #322 | dusty left tenth rib | 1 |
| #312 | dusty left tibia | 1 |
| #308 | dusty left twelfth rib | 1 |
| #296 | dusty left ulna | 1 |
| #283 | dusty ninth thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #299 | dusty right clavicle | 1 |
| #310 | dusty right eighth rib | 1 |
| #301 | dusty right femur | 1 |
| #309 | dusty right fibula | 1 |
| #310 | dusty right first front claw | 1 |
| #288 | dusty right first rib | 1 |
| #306 | dusty right kneecap | 1 |
| #308 | dusty right ninth rib | 1 |
| #288 | dusty right radius | 1 |
| #292 | dusty right second front claw | 1 |
| #294 | dusty right third rib | 1 |
| #315 | dusty right twelfth rib | 1 |
| #302 | dusty right ulna | 1 |
| #310 | dusty sacral vertebrae | 1 |
| #292 | dusty second caudal vertebra | 1 |
| #288 | dusty second cervical vertebra | 1 |
| #305 | dusty second lumbar vertebra | 1 |
| #296 | dusty second thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #299 | dusty seventh caudal vertebra | 1 |
| #283 | dusty seventh lumbar vertebra | 1 |
| #270 | dusty seventh thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #299 | dusty sixth cervical vertebra | 1 |
| #301 | dusty tenth thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #288 | dusty third caudal vertebra | 1 |
| #292 | dusty third cervical vertebra | 1 |
| #288 | dusty third lumbar vertebra | 1 |
| #5138 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #836 | evil googly eye | 4 |
| #1288 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #2007 | felt | 2 |
| #1764 | fire | 1 |
| #563 | ghost cucumber | 80 |
| #239 | ghost pickle on a stick | 4 |
| #1641 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #1517 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 1 |
| #155 | gnauga hide buckler | 1 |
| #2658 | googly eye | 1 |
| #223 | grass blade | 1 |
| #194 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #215 | hamethyst bracelet | 1 |
| #328 | hamethyst necklace | 1 |
| #263 | hamethyst ring | 1 |
| #1743 | herbal stuffing | 3 |
| #201 | hot stuffing | 1 |
| #1370 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #1282 | iron pasta spoon | 1 |
| #1289 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #1898 | kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #1976 | lucky rabbit's foot | 1 |
| #1347 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #1846 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2384 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1363 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #590 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 5 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #1890 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #1761 | pail | 1 |
| #1584 | pants of the Slug Lord | 1 |
| #747 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #288 | pixel hat | 1 |
| #162 | pixel pants | 1 |
| #211 | pixel sword | 1 |
| #1433 | portable corkscrew | 1 |
| #1713 | possessed top | 2 |
| #1514 | red paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #1131 | red plastic oyster egg | 4 |
| #2205 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1646 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1170 | [2108]rock | 2 |
| #2957 | shiny ring | 1 |
| #1807 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1074 | spectral pickle | 3 |
| #1496 | spooky felt | 3 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #551 | stick | 4 |
| #1520 | stick-on-a-string | 1 |
| #2261 | string of blue beads | 1 |
| #2260 | string of green beads | 1 |
| #2246 | string of red beads | 1 |
| #2643 | stuffing | 1 |
| #42 | time helmet | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #141 | time sword | 1 |
| #43 | time trousers | 1 |
| #4232 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4480 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #1559 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #2808 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #2296 | tofurkey leg | 2 |
| #1791 | toothsome rock | 3 |
| #339 | tortoise's blessing | 6 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #840 | toy jet pack | 8 |
| #2127 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #1525 | toy ray gun | 3 |
| #1271 | toy space helmet | 4 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #1608 | tree-eating kite | 10 |
| #388 | tropical wrapping paper | 3 |
| #1912 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 2 |
| #1821 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #1345 | vinegar | 6 |
| #687 | walrus-tusk earring | 1 |
| #1538 | wheel | 1 |
| #586 | white collar | 1 |
| #810 | white satin pants | 1 |
| #582 | white satin shield | 1 |
| #1059 | white snake skin | 1 |
| #854 | white sword | 1 |
| #1042 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1328 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1637 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1803 | yo | 2 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |