Linkman95

RankItemQuantity
#14573-ball1
#14744-ball1
#3365-Alarm Saucepan1
#22458-ball1
#2033Baron von Ratsworth's monocle5
#824Baron von Ratsworth's tophat2
#413Bjorn's Hammer1
#1368Bonerdagon necklace5
#924Boris's ring1
#1673Boss Bat bling1
#1646Boss Bat britches5
#133Cerebral Crossbow2
#892Cloaca grenade11
#815Cloaca-Cola c-rations3
#1488Cloaca-Cola fatigues1
#1419Cloaca-Cola helmet1
#1429Cloaca-Cola shield1
#2407Codpiece of the Goblin King1
#2889Crown of the Goblin King4
#2661Disco 'Fro Pick1
#1938Dolphin King's crown1
#1406Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues1
#1417Dyspepsi-Cola helmet1
#1376Dyspepsi-Cola shield1
#580Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen1
#2384Elder Turtle Shell1
#1026Glass Balls of the Goblin King2
#593MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech12
#615St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket9
#1006acoustic guitarrr1
#1652ancient unspeakable fruitcake4
#1061anticheese1
#887antique greaves1
#897antique helmet1
#906antique shield1
#948antique spear1
#1619astronaut pants2
#4406badass belt7
#951bag of Cheat-Os1
#1029balloon monkey1
#218banjo strings1
#1234bar skin1
#961barbed-wire fence1
#367barskin hat1
#1017bat wing1
#999bat-shaped Crimboween cookie2
#725beer lens1
#711black paisley oyster egg7
#1902black striped oyster egg2
🥈blue ribbon1
#2621blue striped oyster egg1
#624bottle of Pinot Renoir1
#456bottle of Vangoghbitussin1
#3449box of sunshine20
#53briny vinegar5
#1816can of Binarrrca1
#1701can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce4
#1674candied yams4
#919candy stake7
#576chintzy seal pendant1
#102clockwork hat1
#101clockwork pants1
#154clockwork trench coat1
#618deck of tropical cards1
#1256dill9
#905duck-on-a-string2
#554dungeoneer's dungarees1
#305dusty eleventh thoracic vertebra1
#316dusty fifth cervical vertebra1
#291dusty first caudal vertebra1
#284dusty first lumbar vertebra1
#323dusty first thoracic vertebra1
#299dusty fourth thoracic vertebra1
#319dusty left clavicle1
#303dusty left eleventh rib1
#291dusty left first front claw1
#303dusty left first rib1
#296dusty left fourth front claw1
#294dusty left fourth rib1
#305dusty left humerus1
#310dusty left ninth rib1
#297dusty left radius1
#296dusty left second rib1
#309dusty left seventh rib1
#278dusty left sixth rib1
#322dusty left tenth rib1
#312dusty left tibia1
#308dusty left twelfth rib1
#296dusty left ulna1
#283dusty ninth thoracic vertebra1
#299dusty right clavicle1
#310dusty right eighth rib1
#301dusty right femur1
#309dusty right fibula1
#310dusty right first front claw1
#288dusty right first rib1
#306dusty right kneecap1
#308dusty right ninth rib1
#288dusty right radius1
#292dusty right second front claw1
#294dusty right third rib1
#315dusty right twelfth rib1
#302dusty right ulna1
#310dusty sacral vertebrae1
#292dusty second caudal vertebra1
#288dusty second cervical vertebra1
#305dusty second lumbar vertebra1
#296dusty second thoracic vertebra1
#299dusty seventh caudal vertebra1
#283dusty seventh lumbar vertebra1
#270dusty seventh thoracic vertebra1
#299dusty sixth cervical vertebra1
#301dusty tenth thoracic vertebra1
#288dusty third caudal vertebra1
#292dusty third cervical vertebra1
#288dusty third lumbar vertebra1
#5138easter egg balloon1
#836evil googly eye4
#1288fancy but probably evil chocolate4
#2007felt2
#1764fire1
#563ghost cucumber80
#239ghost pickle on a stick4
#1641giant discarded bottlecap1
#2409giant discarded plastic fork1
#1517giant discarded torn-up glove1
#155gnauga hide buckler1
#2658googly eye1
#223grass blade1
#194grass hat1
#188grass skirt1
#215hamethyst bracelet1
#328hamethyst necklace1
#263hamethyst ring1
#1743herbal stuffing3
#201hot stuffing1
#1370incredibly creepy marionette1
#1282iron pasta spoon1
#1289killer rag doll1
#1898kneecapping stick1
#218lucky Crimbo tiki necklace1
#1976lucky rabbit's foot1
#1347mad scientist's sock monkey1
#1846mauve polka-dot oyster egg1
#2384mauve striped oyster egg1
#1363off-white paisley oyster egg1
#590off-white polka-dot oyster egg5
#865oriole-feather headdress1
#1890oyster basket1
#1761pail1
#1584pants of the Slug Lord1
#747picture of a dead guy's girlfriend1
#288pixel hat1
#162pixel pants1
#211pixel sword1
#1433portable corkscrew1
#1713possessed top2
#1514red paisley oyster egg2
#1131red plastic oyster egg4
#2205red polka-dot oyster egg1
#1646red striped oyster egg1
#1170[2108]rock2
#2957shiny ring1
#1807skull-shaped Crimboween cookie1
#1074spectral pickle3
#1496spooky felt3
#1799stainless steel scarf1
#551stick4
#1520stick-on-a-string1
#2261string of blue beads1
#2260string of green beads1
#2246string of red beads1
#2643stuffing1
#42time helmet1
🥇time sleigh1
#141time sword1
#43time trousers1
#4232tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer1
#1550tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram1
#1530tiny plastic Scream Queen1
#1733tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll1
#8127tiny plastic barrrnacle1
#4480tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar1
#8092tiny plastic ghuol whelp1
#1738tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire1
#1559tiny plastic skeletal reindeer1
#2808tofurkey gravy1
#2296tofurkey leg2
#1791toothsome rock3
#339tortoise's blessing6
#2400toy crazy train1
#840toy jet pack8
#2127toy mercenary1
#1525toy ray gun3
#1271toy space helmet4
#1384toy train1
#1608tree-eating kite10
#388tropical wrapping paper3
#1912vampire duck-on-a-string2
#1821vertebra of the Bonerdagon1
#1345vinegar6
#687walrus-tusk earring1
#1538wheel1
#586white collar1
#810white satin pants1
#582white satin shield1
#1059white snake skin1
#854white sword1
#1042wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie1
#1328yellow polka-dot oyster egg1
#1637yellow striped oyster egg1
#1803yo2
#1862zombie pineal gland1

Wow, that's 470 items total!

what items are this player missing?